Humorous jokes to make women happy.

(1) Can you watch your step in the future? It's all in my heart

(2) Dear, you are my coordinate system. Without you, I will never find my place.

My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you will want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

(5) I want to be gentle, and I want to be taken care of by you.

(6) Your happiness, I will build it, your confusion, I will make up for it, your greed, I will satisfy it, your willfulness, I will give in, and I love you.

There will always be someone who will make you give up all your pride and say to him with a smile, please give me more advice for the rest of your life.

What I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, a job in my hand, money in Cary, and you in the future.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

If we quarrel in the future, no matter how fierce it is, you can't leave me. When I count to ten, you must look back at me.

Your smile is particularly warm and infectious. I hope you can be my sun.

(12) After meeting you, all my unshakable ideals went to hell. It turns out that you just jumped out of all the beautiful surprises I expected.