Dongzhai Fortune Teller _ Who is Dongzhai Fortune Teller?

Answers to fortune-telling reading questions

When, when, when ... the gong rang, the fortune-telling cripple in the golden vegetable garden came.

When the fortune-telling cripple comes, he always puts hemp under the old locust tree and sits firmly. Hardly had he lit the inferior cigarette when his mother left.

As far as I can remember, I can't remember how many times the lame fortune teller has been here. As soon as he arrived, my mother was the first fortune teller. After the fortune-telling, my mother looked happy and satisfied and repeatedly said, "How accurate! A few cents is really not white! "

Mom's advertisement really worked. After listening to her admiration, many people went to ask the lame fortune teller to make a divination. So the lame fortune teller came and went on a whim, and his pockets were naturally filled with crumpled tickets.

I have tried many times to persuade my illiterate mother not to believe in fortune telling, but my mother always loves to laugh, and when the lame fortune teller comes, she still counts. I was very angry and said that your son is a well-educated national cadre anyway. It will be a shame for you to be so ignorant. Mother said calmly, "You are you and I am me".

I have to continue to enlighten my mother. A person's life is not predestined, let alone calculated by ordinary people. Fortune tellers usually use tricks such as coaxing, cheating, cheating, scaring, reciting words and innuendo. They use ambiguous words to lay a maze. For example, there are several explanations for the sentence "father comes before mother".

In order to make my mother completely awake, once, I borrowed a set of clothes to wear, which were dirty clothes when farmers were working, so I went to the lame fortune teller to predict the future. The lame fortune teller squinted carefully and said, "You are a man whose heart is higher than the sky and whose life is thinner than paper. You want to eat the imperial grain of the country, but you are a mud leg all your life. " You will die! "

When I got home, I took off my dirty clothes, washed my hands and face and told my mother happily. Mother's face sank after hearing this: "Are you the only smart person in China? Cheat a lame man, and your conscience will be eaten by the dog? " She didn't say that the lame man lied to me, but that I lied to him. I don't understand why mother is so confused about this matter.

I don't know why, but later, there were fewer lame fortune tellers, and even if they did, they wouldn't camp under the locust tree. He always avoids his mother as if he had done something wrong. Her mother begged him to tell her fortune, and he faltered, "I have counted it for you a hundred times, and there is nothing new." Mother said, "Forget it, I'm relieved." When I am lame, I have to obey. But his mother gave him money, but he secretly stuffed it back to his mother when no one was around, and her mother returned it to him.

The lame fortune teller is old, so old that he doesn't even have the strength to walk, and he doesn't come to tell fortune. It is said that living on relief food to meet three meals a day is very bleak. On holidays, mother asked her family to send half a bag of grain and ten dollars. Mother said, "He is a cripple. He can't lift his shoulders or his hands, and he has no relatives around him. How can he eat without fortune telling? " I later learned that it was not my mother who was confused, but me!