Song Xiaobao's classic lines

1, look at you, grinning, big brother, you are really good at talking!

2. A person's life is like taking a train, getting off early, getting off late, getting off early and getting off late, but the most important thing is to have a wonderful time in the car.

There are many people who hate me. Who are you?

4. Give me a full flush and spit milk!

I always catch shadows, so I follow Emma, the little old lady who danced yangko with me, and always send me flowers, such as Valentine's Day flowers, flowers on August 15th, flowers on July 15th and flowers in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

6. I have also fought for my career. I used to burn a small boiler. I shook it and it exploded with a bang.

7. I think, is this the end of my life? How about going back? Can we go back?

8. The sky is grey, the earth is vast, and the world is so old. How can I not tolerate this Qin Shihuang?

9. Where is it small? Apart from small, where is small? Where are the shoes small?

10, what food do I need if I can swipe my card?

1 1, your majesty, spoil me, spoil me.

12, I didn't do anything You or I called the police.

13, I believed in the constellation last year and the five elements this year. Just say yes!

14, Haiyan, you can eat snacks, this is the person who loves you the most, this is the person who loves you the most!

15, why do you think my heart is beating so hard? Thanks to my thick throat, I can jump out with my thin throat.

16, one million, one million, yes, my treat.

17, put on your glasses, it seems that you have a diploma!

18, alas! Defective mouth and fangs fall off, turn your hooves and polish your palms!

19, spring blossoms, there is nothing to do to swing the strings, and the swing swings to the high-voltage line, and then left the world. How good and meaningful this song is. It describes the process from birth to death.

20, the sky is full, the ground is Fiona Fang, eyes are foreskin!

2 1, I'm not a little old man, I'm a little hanging spring!

22, I am destined, you are destined, big brother, you gave birth to me!

23. Haiyan You can grow up!

Living in Song Siming's classic lines

1, Guo Haizao: You think that with material, there is spirit.

2, just like Titanic, the ship sank, you can recreate it, copy it, and the story can be circulated. But what about the dead? I have already fed the fish and shrimp in the sea. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming metaphor uncompleted residential flats can be reborn, but the new owner is often not the previous one.

Nowadays, the society is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks that family ties are important. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion. -Song Siming to seaweed.

4, unmarried at the age of 25, the future is boundless! -Song Siming met seaweed for the first time.

5, I said seaweed, this is no ordinary jeep, this is Land Rover! You think it is ugly, but I think it is the most beautiful in the car. The man who drives this car is bloody and wants to own a Land Rover. He stayed in the city for a long time, hoping that he could grow up on the grassland like a wild horse with a mane floating in the wind. Land rover is a human leg, and the wind blows in the air. A man must have a good car, several confidants and a beautiful woman all his life. Otherwise, it will be a pity in this life! -Song Siming talks about cars.

6. The capital market is not played by ordinary people, but they can't escape the fate of being a supporting role. Song Siming

7. Song Siming said to seaweed: You are my ankle ... The only place where I will get hurt is also fatal.

8. If you love someone, let her give you a child, and then water this flower with our blood, so that we will never be apart. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming hopes that seaweed will have children

9. People who wander the rivers and lakes will always meet experts. Song Siming

10, a woman's desire for an almond, like every man's desire for a virgin, is an irresistible idea. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming to Guo Haizao

1 1, this thing, you have to move often. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. -"Dwelling House" lawyer to Shen

Once upon a time, there was a place called America. There is an old man who has three sons. Both the eldest son and the second son work in the city. He lives alone with his youngest son and lives in the country. On this day, a man came and said to him, can I take your little son to work in the city? The old man said, no, absolutely not, you get out. The man said, if I find someone for your son in the city, can I take him with me? The old man still said, no, get out. This person also said, if the object I am looking for, that is, your future daughter-in-law is Rockefeller's daughter, do you agree? The old man thought about it, and finally, he was moved by his ability to make his son Rockefeller's son-in-law, and agreed. A few days later, the man found Rockefeller, the richest man in the United States, and said to him, I want to find someone for your daughter, okay? Rockefeller said, no, get out. The man said again, if the son-in-law I found for you is the vice president of the World Bank, will that do for you? Rockefeller agreed. A few days later, the man went to the president of the World Bank and told him that you should appoint a vice president at once. The president said with a smile, impossible. I already have so many vice presidents. Why should I appoint one, and it must be appointed immediately? The man said, if the person I asked you to appoint is Rockefeller's son-in-law, do you think it's okay? The president agreed, and the young man immediately became Rockefeller's son-in-law and vice president of the World Bank. This story tells us that it doesn't really matter how good this young man is. The key is to see how you match the bridge and how to operate it. As long as he can appear in this position at the right time, then we will become his brothers and fathers. Let me know what you want. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming's story about Rockefeller

13, Song Siming: I hope I can help you materially and finally make you happy spiritually.

Song Siming: No, the spirit is stronger. But there are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. Do you know why drugs bring happiness to people? Because drug abuse will directly stimulate some central nervous systems. When you smoke here, sparks will flash on the pleasure neurogram on the other side of your brain. Of course, other things will also produce this spark, but it is not as direct as drugs. So we should refuse drugs, because once this ultimate happiness can be obtained so easily, you will no longer be interested in other kinds of pleasure obtained through hard work. If everyone's happiness was that simple, would you still look for love? Will you still work hard? Will you still be sad because of the loss? I won't. -"Dwelling House"

15, Song Siming: Everyone's mistakes are nothing more than envy of youth towards middle age, acceptance and worship of success, and another pursuit of happiness towards the peak of life.

16, a person's greatness does not mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved. When you face temptation, you know how to give up. Song Siming

17, at any time, it is impossible to maximize profits. When you pursue the highest profit, you actually stand in your way. I think it is ok to make a reasonable profit! -"Dwelling House" Song Siming

Can you play Go? There is a saying in Go that you should be the first. For the first place, I'd rather give up some small gains and losses. What matters is the overall situation. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming

19, people are generous because they have more than they spend. People take generosity as a compliment, but not everyone can do it, especially those who are irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with you and Beckham. What is wrong is your experience, and your life experience has not made you see through this. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming to Guo Haizao

20, after it was glamorous, it was in rags. An international metropolis is a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. What the audience can see is just a magnificent side. But who will pay attention to this glamorous place, even if there is dust or even dead mice? -"Dwelling House" Song Siming

2 1, Blessing to Chen Temple: People's greed lies in being too easy to get.

22. A person's body and spirit can be separated. Even if you love someone mentally, your body will not be loyal to him. The body is shameless and shameless greed. In front of the greedy body, the spirit will appear very small. I always think that money is just a way, but it can't be the ultimate goal. It's easy to be an official, but he won a good reputation after his death. It is difficult to be a good official, because your duty is not to gain a good reputation for future generations, but to do something seriously. A person sounds noble, but in fact he is stupid. A person who doesn't know how to be flexible and cater to low tastes can't survive in this world. If the whole world is drunk and I wake up alone, then I am crazy. In today's society, people who don't know people and have no background will only be bullied! -"Dwelling House" Song Siming

23. If I could turn back the clock, I would take you to another life without much money. I will go to the market every day to haggle over every ounce, I will be flushed with others because I published a paper to evaluate my professional title, and I will worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Perhaps, this is a happy life that I didn't realize before. -"Dwelling House" Song Siming said to his lover

Classic lines of Bao Xiao and Sigh

The background of Bao Xiao and Sigh is the Republic of China. It tells the story of Mao Yi's Red Army teenager Zhuge Dan pretending to be a tenant Guo, constantly fighting with the landlord Zhou Laocai, and colliding with the landlord's little sister to spark love. Fan Wei and Mao Yi, strangers, have also changed from two sworn enemies to a comedy story of "Weng Xu forgets his friends".

1, Sigh: "always, let's change. You are Zhou Laocai, and I am the shopkeeper. If anything happens to me, I can't die You have to cover for me this time. "

2. Zhou Shaoliang: "You scared me." Old money: "We are both surnamed Zhou, don't you think? !"

3. Zhou Shaoliang: "Do you think that Lao Tzu is short of these small money? What I want is the owner of this comb. "

4. Sigh: "Come on, glasses, pocket watches, clothes and hats, quick, quick."

5. Sigh: "Our wife is in the car. She may get sick at any time."

6, leather mother leather mother: "I am dying, save some money, I am afraid it is terminally ill."

7. Sigh: "Either I die or you both die."

Sigh: "Stop it, my baby, you little rabbits!" "

9. Sigh: "God, earth, my dear mother!"

10, Sigh: "This operation site is rich in reserves, once and for all, but it is also very risky. Brothers can rest assured ... "

1 1, Sigh: "Keep it, the immortal. You can go home with a full load."

12, pink is red: "I want to fall in love one by one and resolutely resist arranged marriages. I won't marry you no matter how much you charge. "

13, Xiao Zao: "Let me get married instead of Xiao Yijie? Then how much labor do I have? "

14, Sigh: "Hey? I just said a few words, why did I run away? "

Song Xiaobao's blind date line 2

Zhao Haiyan: What did you do, get up in the morning?

Zhao Benshan: I didn't buy you breakfast.

Zhao Haiyan: I ate this thing the day before yesterday. I've had enough. I won't eat it.

Zhao Haiyan: Go for a walk.

Zhao Benshan: Why do you always ask me out? What are you doing?

Zhao Haiyan: I want you to vacate this room. I have something to do.

Zhao Benshan: Another blind date?

Zhao Haiyan: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: Why do you bring this up at the end of the year? Who is this?

Zhao Haiyan: Find a date for my sister, not me. I went to see an old sister and set him up on a blind date.

Zhao Benshan: Get someone to go to his place, mine. What are you doing here?

Zhao Haiyan: We all go to the man's house for blind date. The key is that there are no more than 1000 people living in the man's family.

Why didn't you call me as soon as I went out to dance yangko?

Zhao Benshan: That's what we've been doing. I'm not allowed in. I have already paid the bridge toll, right? Can't I go out?

Zhao Haiyan: It's not good if you don't go out. It's okay not to go out. You can receive that woman when she comes.

Zhao Benshan: What can I do for you? Reception?

Zhao Haiyan: Praise Sun Lirong.

Zhao Benshan: White and clean. It's a big guy with a height of 1.7 meters. God, I-we lied again.

Zhao Haiyan: Praise his merits.

Zhao Benshan: I praised him. It is our common wish to send Sun Lirong away.

Zhao Haiyan: The house is clean and tidy, which is enough for burial.

Zhao Benshan: Pack your things. It's my turn Is it a blind date? Sit down.

Sun Lirong: What about Zhao Haiyan?

Zhao Benshan: Didn't you meet me when I first went out?

Sun Lirong: That's interesting. I hid.

Zhao Benshan: Sit down. How do you know Zhao Haiyan?

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan always teaches me to dance yangko. I said, is this a dance?

Zhao Benshan: I advise you to be awkward and easy to get hurt.

Sun Lirong: I don't walk on stilts? Zhao Benshan: I was hurt emotionally. Zhao Haiyan didn't introduce you?

Sun Lirong: What is the introduction? This situation is all here.

Zhao Benshan: You don't choose his size, do you?

Sun Lirong: The size is fine.

Zhao Benshan: You can make a deal with her.

Sun Lirong: Look at you, big brother.

Zhao Benshan: I'll wash some fruit for you. Go to the back room for a while. She will be back soon. Go to the back room.

Zhao Haiyan: Sun Lirong, don't finish. You are at the door. Why did you flinch? Let's go.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan, when you say my heart is pounding, I can jump out with my throat narrow and my throat thick.

Zhao Haiyan: What are you afraid of? It's a blind date What works is useless.

Zhao Benshan: I'm telling you, this woman is nice. Stop pretending. This is an opportunity that should be seized.

Zhao Haiyan: Coming?

Sun Lirong: How was the conversation?

Zhao Benshan: It's all set. Li Rong

Sun Lirong: What are you hiding from?

Song Xiaobao: Hello, let me introduce myself. Zhao Haiyan and I are partners, dancing yangko together. Zhao Haiyan, why don't you say something? You can't sleep in the middle of the night and read. I will fall in love with the Tang Priest in it for a long time, so I won't let the Monkey King play that Bai Gujing. The Yangko team needs this Eight Rings, and this is the Eight Rings. You give that pig the whole inside, and it's colloquial.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, what are you reading? What's wrong with it?

Zhao Haiyan: You go to the big house. You are talking here.

Zhao Benshan: Yan, what do you need us to say face to face?

Zhao Haiyan: No, you two talk first. I'll talk to him first. Go ahead.

Song Xiaobao: I'm not afraid of your water. Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. Don't rush me to that house. Big brother will burn me alive. What did you say?/Sorry?

Zhao Benshan: These flowers are for you. Did you not believe in constellations last year? Why do you want to tell a fortune?

Song Xiaobao: That was last year. Last year I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in the five elements.

Sun Lirong: That's the five elements.

Song Xiaobao: If you say yes, it's up to you. Jin Mu has a cycle of fire, water and soil for 60 years. Jin Kemu, wood fire, fire and water, fire and water.

Zhao Benshan: You hit me.

Song Xiaobao: What's your name?

Zhao Benshan: I am a bad karma.

Sun Lirong: Brother Du Ming, you gave birth to me.

Zhao Benshan: It's none of my business what can give birth to a black product like you.

Zhao Haiyan: Where did you two go? The girls were all nice?

Song Xiaobao: Good.

Zhao Benshan: Everyone agrees?

Sun Lirong: Good.

Zhao Benshan: Not too dark, is it?

Sun Lirong: It's white.

Song Xiaobao: You mean teeth, right? This is a signal. Brother, let me tell you a story. Listen to me too. One day that year, I was idle and walked under the street lamp and saw this woman. I just grinned at her and the woman ran away. Damn it, whose tooth floated out. I won't go out after that, and I'm afraid I'll scare people when I go out.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, don't be so messy. You must control this woman, don't you understand? Especially cultured, don't spit casually. This is Gorky's history. Didn't you say you had read a book?

Sun Lirong: Which yangko team is Gorky in?

Song Xiaobao: From the Soviet Yangko Team.

Sun Lirong: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: Golf is his big brother.

Song Xiaobao: Who is Gorky?

Zhao Benshan: If I like you, I'll throw you a shot. That's a writer.

Song Xiaobao: Because I'm still worried about culture.

Zhao Benshan: You put this poem, Gorky's Zhao Haiyan.

Song Xiaobao: Brother, please ask me.

Zhao Benshan: You need chest resonance when reading poetry. Brain cavity resonance. Several cavities resonate together.

Sun Lirong: What happened?

Zhao Haiyan: Here comes the game. What about training?

Zhao Benshan: There are dark clouds on the vast sea.

Song Xiaobao: Gail.

Zhao Benshan: The strong wind swept away the dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a Zhao Haiyan proudly flying.

Sun Lirong: Oh, my God.

Zhao Haiyan: We are very talkative. You always greet me and call me arrogant.

Zhao Benshan: It's really hard to be your neighbor. You should shout out the first sentence and show it.

Song Xiaobao: It resonates, Zhao Haiyan.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister.

Song Xiaobao: Look, you scared the big sister to be smart.

Sun Lirong: Surprise me, I'm not ready.

Song Xiaobao: I'll read you a golf poem.

Zhao Benshan: The key.

Song Xiaobao: The foundation of golf.

Zhao Benshan: Gorky's husband. What's the name of the woman who came on a blind date?

Song Xiaobao: Ah.

Zhao Benshan: Did you go to Siping or something?

Song Xiaobao: Very big.

Zhao Benshan: Vast.

Song Xiaobao: On the boundless sea, the strong wind rolled up dark clouds. Between dark clouds and the sea, let's meet here. We love each other here. Jesus, big brother.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, brother.

Song Xiaobao: Why is it so interesting? Dude, I thought you put your teeth on the shelf.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, he is very humorous. Optimism is always like this.

Zhao Benshan: What do you have to say?

Song Xiaobao: Nothing.

Zhao Benshan: Then it's settled. Zhao Haiyan, come in. Here you are.

Sun Lirong: No more meals.

Zhao Haiyan: Why, it's not like I picked two people out for dinner and chat.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, see you in the Yangko Team another day. I am glad to hear your good news. Stay in your room and don't go out.

Sun Lirong: Brother, where are we going to eat?

Song Xiaobao: Didn't you say we should talk alone? Brother, let's go.

Zhao Benshan: I'm not going.

Song Xiaobao: What manners do you think you have?

Zhao Benshan: Go out. I'll just eat at home.

Sun Lirong: I think we all agree that at this age, you are welcome and you will not be allowed to be with me.

Song Xiaobao: Zhao Haiyan, how could I be cheated? Who was this woman introduced to?

Zhao Haiyan: Open your hand.

Zhao Benshan: She caught me.

Zhao Haiyan: Sister, what do you mean by opening your hand?

Zhao Benshan: What do I mean?

Zhao Haiyan: I don't understand. You think I'm in the way in this room. Get a woman to kick me out, and you two can be together.

Zhao Haiyan: You said it was a dirty lie.

Zhao Benshan: What did you say?

Zhao Haiyan: Although we are divorced, we can't share a room. You can find whoever you want. I've never stood in your way. I introduced you to someone and asked you to pry in.

Zhao Benshan: How did I pry it?

Zhao Haiyan: How can I get it to you without prying?

Sun Lirong: I misunderstood. I was introduced to him.

Song Xiaobao: Not so good.

Sun Lirong: Is this your wife?

Zhao Benshan: No, I'm a neighbor. We live in the same room.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan, you two are divorced?

Zhao Benshan: I was divorced a long time ago.

Sun Lirong: Listen, big brother, she doesn't want you. I want you. You've always been with me.

Zhao Haiyan: You spread it.

Sun Lirong: I don't think you want it.

Zhao Haiyan: I dare you to leave that house.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, there was a misunderstanding today. Big brother is not blessed. This is my whole life. This heart is here with this woman, and eldest brother won't go.

Sun Lirong: I feel sorry for you, big brother. I'll leave you a business card, and then I'll submit to humiliation and come to my place. If we can't be husband and wife, I'll raise you as my brother.

Zhao Haiyan: I'll keep it for you.

Sun Lirong: Here's the thing, Yan.

Song Xiaobao: Anything else? Give me one?

Sun Lirong: Go away, Yan. I'm going back. Anyway, I thank you. You can find me a wife in the future, and choose for me like my big brother. That thing has nothing to do with humans. Don't introduce me.

Zhao Benshan: Sister, you have to take this thing.

Sun Lirong: Zhao Haiyan will bring it to me later. I won't.

Song Xiaobao: I'll give it back to her later.

Zhao Haiyan: I tell you, you will be my mother in the future. Don't leave the house even if you are rotten. Sun Lirong, I'm sorry. You are yellow again, once a year.

Song Xiaobao: I can't help it. I'm used to it. You can have a snack in Zhao Haiyan, and anyone who introduces you can introduce you. I think you are not good at everything, so how can you grow up? Zhao Haiyan, I look at this and that. I think you are me. Look at your loss.

Zhao Benshan: In the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, Zhao Haiyan, you can have a snack.