Jokes about epidemics

1. I want to meet someone and leave, but now I can't. I have to report my nucleic acid within 48 hours.

I decided to attribute all the misfortunes in my life to the epidemic, and I will never be wrong again.

3. A fortune teller said that I would be trapped by love in recent years. I always thought it was love, but now I understand it is an epidemic.

In the past, homesickness was a train ticket. I am here, and my hometown is there. Now, homesickness is a nucleic acid proof. I am here, and my hometown says: You are there, don't go back!

Bao, the epidemic is serious now. Can you promise me to look at someone's health code before kissing?

6, the latest way to show love: drying the isolation materials sent by my boyfriend.

7. Go to Tibet if you are lovelorn. If you are single, you will go to Lijiang. If you miss me, you will come to the village. I do nucleic acid there every day.

8. Say hello before: Good morning, have you eaten? Now say hello: good morning, have you done the nucleic acid? Where did you do it? Are there many people?

9. According to this epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you should sign up for the sunset red elderly group at the age of 60, right?

10, the only advantage of the epidemic: you can see couples showing love all over the street without going out.

1 1, three years of nucleic acid: n times, falling in love: 0 times.

12, I really want to have dinner with you, but I'm isolated. I feel sorry for this damn epidemic. Then you transfer me 50 yuan and I'll eat it myself 13. When will the epidemic end? I changed eight people I want to see!

14, the circle of friends is dying this year. There is not much currency exchange. Almost all of them take pictures of two people. It seems that the epidemic situation is quite difficult for everyone.

15, I mean, isn't this a question I used to ask? I'll give you a room with just the right temperature, food, mobile phone and WiFi. How long can you stay? Didn't you all answer that you can stay forever!

During the epidemic of 16, I now launched the online dating service. The service time is 10:00-03:00, and it only serves boys between 18-28 years old. Small businesses have no credit.

17, if you don't reply, you are doing nucleic acid. If you reply, you are finished. If you have a bad temper, you are waiting in line. If you are gentle, you will come. Don't ask, you do nucleic acid!

18, the epidemic has become more and more serious recently, and everyone is honestly engaged in online dating at home. I'll see who doesn't love online and go out to cause trouble to others!

19, if the epidemic does not disappear, then my appearance, my figure, my social etiquette, my beautiful personality, personality and even my soul will be destroyed!

20, there are four kinds of feelings in the world, friendship, love, affection, and the epidemic that will drive me crazy if I don't end it!