Anecdotal mood phrase: Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten.

1. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

2. I am losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight. I will lose weight.

I always have the courage to admit my mistakes and will never change.

4. I collapsed when I went to the examination room, and I cried when I saw the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

5. Some things don't need to be argued. They obey on the surface and resist secretly.

6. Adolescence love is like spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

7. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

8. Liu Hai has been around for a long time, and suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure. I always feel that others are watching me.

9. I have been lost in the long road of life.

10. The Smurfs sang to Avatar: When I grow up, I will be you.

1 1. I have been in contact with people for a long time, and I like dogs more and more. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

12. Putting a cross on a bag bitten by mosquitoes tells Jesus to cure it.

13. In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

14. Curious: What did the first guy who knew that milk was drinkable do to the cow?

15. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

16. Seeing my boyfriend flirting with my sisters in my group, I broke up the group silently while they were chatting.

17. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

18. I didn't like anyone at school, so I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

19. Every time I take a bath in the street, I feel someone is watching me.

20. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

2 1. Today, I saw a message sent by a woman and a boy saying, Don't be so mean and steal someone else's boyfriend. I suddenly laughed.

22. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

23. Mothballs are the worst hard candy I have ever eaten. How can anyone buy such a strange smell?

24. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation. Interesting, talking about mood phrases

1, in fact, confession is not good, because it looks black. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

3. Earned 200 million, lost memory once, and remembered once.

4, born villain, narrow forehead, long tongue.

5, eat more celery, don't ask, lower blood pressure and shout.

6. I don't want to last forever, as long as you give me happiness.

7. Brother, I'll throw a brick first. Throw the jade if you have it.

8. It seems difficult to keep things you like, such as money.

9. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

10, others wear shorts to show their legs, and I wear shorts to show my weight.

1 1, born without fear of death, dead without life.

12, it's strange that I am so lazy and still miss you very diligently.

13, thank you for stealing my partner and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

14, provoke me to try. I taught your teeth to walk on the ground.

15, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog without a strong owner!

16, I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day, romantic.

17, the most honest moment in a man's life is when he signs a marriage certificate.

18, you should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

19, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

20. How did the pig die? How do I know you're not dead?

2 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart anymore!

22. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later.

23. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

24. Don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little power, but show off in front of people with great power.

25. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? Must be human.

26. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

27. I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?

28. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

29. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.

3 1, I want to be an elegant lady, too, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

32. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

33. Every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel.

34. It's noon on weeding day. It's really difficult to attend classes. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

I want to hold an umbrella with you. I have experienced every hot summer and rainy day!

37, I love you three words is ecstasy, how many people were taken away by it, leaving only the body.

38. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

39. It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and so short-sighted?

40. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

4 1, if you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and it is the most famous in Tianjin.

42. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

43. Apart from the cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

44. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

46. By men, men can run. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

47. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

48. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

49. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

50. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

5 1, whether it is mixed or not is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

52. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

53. Before there was no iphone in the world, vanity was not so portable and the threshold was not so low.

54. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. He is jealous of you. You failed and he laughed at you.

55. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

56. When I want to shake hands with the person I like, I can probably only say: arm-wrestling.

57. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

58, don't be proud, only young people know to play dirty, don't admit that you are that identity so quickly!

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

60. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

6 1, my girlfriend ate a kebab in one breath, and my boyfriend said something, which sentence you said was so coquettish.

62. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't seen my real person. It's ugly!

63. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers. .

64. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

65. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

66. What does it mean to repay a drop of water with a spring? It means that if someone throws a drop of water at you, you throw it to death with a bucket of water.

When I loved you, I didn't regret it. Although I have been deeply hurt, I think of your gentleness. On snowy days, I will also see spring and miss you.

68. In high school, I spent enough money, but I didn't feel enough sleep. In college, I felt I had enough sleep, but I didn't spend enough money. I don't feel enough sleep and spend enough money after work.

69. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

70. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

7 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

72. At the beginning, Swallow became a director, Wei Zi became a director, Mei became a director, Jinsuo became a goddess, and only Erkang became an expression pack.

73, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.

74. It is not the screen but the heart that Samsung fell to the ground; It was not the screen but the kidney that dropped the apple on the ground. Nokia fell to the ground, breaking not the screen, but the floor tiles.

75. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

76. You know, you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

77. How big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

78. The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

79. The courier called me early in the morning. As soon as you get through, say: hello, I am at this time. He booked it for a few seconds, then said, wait a minute, let me see what I am!

80. A friend of mine has been doing WeChat business for more than a month, but later he quit, earning 380,000 yuan, and now he works from home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said that he was selling fakes, and his leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it.

8 1, there is a girl gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, Hello, Mom! He said: Hello, son. The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.

82. In biology class, the teacher said: Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment, once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? The classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?

83. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

QQ classic fun talk, fun talk about mood phrases.

1. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of slag. I went in to have a look and got lost.

Don't treat me like a rival in love. Don't worry, I don't like your other half.

The typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I am blown to your house, I won't go.

It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid you didn't. I laughed out loud.

5. Playing mobile phone late at night is not only sentimental, but also hit in the face by mobile phone.

6. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

7. Do you know how good I am in bed? I can lie down and sleep for a day without eating or drinking. A classic funny dialogue about mood phrases.

8. I remember when I was a child, my brother and I planned to steal money to buy some food. Once my parents found out, let's make a new offer. When I pointed to fifty dollars and said, "Look, brother, let's buy something to eat." This product actually said, "No, brother, we can't do this!

9. When I turned rolling into gung, I knew I couldn't win the quarrel again.

10. At best, my class is colorful and rapidly changing, at worst, it is a mental hospital with mental disorder.

1 1. One day, Mrs. White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized: Madam, are you a rattlesnake?

What is a master? Is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in an instant, and then kill the opponent invisibly. For example, I: Mom, I think my mom: No money!

13. I'm so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.

14. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation sent by your predecessor.

15. Kidnapper: I have your head teacher. Student: I won't give you money. Kidnapper: If I don't pay him, I will let him go at once. Student: I'll get the money right away.

16. Just now I was eating pie on the balcony upstairs and heard a man and a woman talking downstairs. The boy said, can you fall in love with me? The girl said coldly, you want to talk to me, unless pie falls from the sky. As soon as I heard this, I threw the pie at the girl's head Come on, brother, that's all I can do for you!

17. Holding a hot mobile phone that is being charged and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

18. Women don't have to quarrel, as long as you are more beautiful than her.

19. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, you will probably never see him again.

20. I like to eat with learned people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, the food will be mine for the next two hours.

2 1. After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

22. I want to kiss you. I agree to start kissing, but I don't agree to start strong kissing.

23. I am fat. One day by bus, there were many people and it was crowded. An old man was pushed away by the crowd, and I was ready to get up and give up my seat. As a result, the uncle was shocked and said, don't move, standing up will take up more space!

When I came home from school, I saw my mother cooking hard for me in the kitchen, which was my favorite food. I can't help feeling sour when I think that my family is usually poor. I was just about to speak when my mother looked back at me and said in surprise, today is not the weekend. Why did you come back?

More QQ classics are funny.

Classic Funny Talk: Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are very difficult.

Funny classic talking about mood phrases funny talking about mood phrases

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

3, the road is unyielding, move on.

I have many feelings in my life.

If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so many things you like to hear.

7. Being a man is like Zhen Chen hitting a Japanese man and playing with a Japanese woman.

8, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to sleep at night, close your eyes.

9. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

10, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

1 1, I didn't have a pot, I would have stewed you!

12, the reason for insomnia is too full, too hungry or too much missing you.

13. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

14, people who care don't understand, and people who know don't care.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16, the three most tangled sentences in class: Why do you study? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

17. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

19, I heard that your face is quite thin recently, and it's almost gone?

20. After all the vicissitudes of life, why do we always feel lonely but prefer to be strangers?

2 1, look at you, you look like a joke!

22. Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

23. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

24, a bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!

25. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.

26. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me. One is someone who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

28. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

29. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

30. For Bai, you have achieved three things _ stupid, rich and smelly.

3 1, forgive me for often pretending to be indifferent when I clearly care.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? Husband: The dog barked at his daughter-in-law on her wedding day. She said quietly, this is.

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

35. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

36. The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

37. I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

38, bitter people, eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

39. There are only two-hearted women and no spoony men.

40. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals.

4 1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of human evolution from walking on four legs to walking on two legs is that two pairs of shoes are saved?

43. insincere people don't say sorry to me. You are the best apology!

44. No matter how many times you make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who makes her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

45. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

46. Sleepless nights drift by (╰ _ ╯) #

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

48. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

50. When you see through it, pretend you don't.

5 1, I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

52. The clothes you see at first sight are often beyond your means. People who are touched at first sight often don't like you.

53. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

55. Don't always think that tanning can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

56. Those sheep grow into you on sleepless nights.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

58. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

59. You are kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

60. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

6 1, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

62. I just had a telephone interview and chatted about the anecdote of my school days. Ask me about my grades and what I did as a monitor. I'm really not sure. I turned my head and whispered to my wife, are you the monitor at school? The wife nodded. I turned to my phone and said, well, I did it.

63. We are all tired. I didn't cry. You didn't go backwards.

64. Sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

65. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

66. Will the person you love in the sleepless night confess to you?

67. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

68. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

69. Let me tell you a story. Don't lose sleep all night.

70. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

7 1, it's sad not to know, and it's even sadder not to know.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

73. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

74. Let nature take its course. Even if I like you very much, I can't keep bothering you. I hope you can think about me once in a while

75, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

76. If Shuai Neng is a meal, my face can support you for two lifetimes.

77. The best? The first thing is to sleep with you, or sleep with you for short.

78. Don't promise me easily. I'm afraid you can't do it.

79. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

80. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

8 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

83. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

84. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!

85. Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

86. Parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

87. True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

89. Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

90. Make contributions to society without harming others!