Fool's school sketch script

The script of the school sketch for fools is as follows:

Fool: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying an explosive charge? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I pulled the rope and ran away. I looked back and saw that the school was gone, the teacher was angry and the students were happy. Gnome male-",ha ha ha", I don't have to go to school from now on. How come no one applauds?

A: Huh? Fool, why are you so late

Fool: It's time to eat.

I only know that eating will make you a pig.

Fool: Man is iron, rice is steel, and you are hungry without food. Don't you know?

The head teacher is very angry with us. Do you know that we have a new head teacher?

Fool: Oh, I know.

A: When she comes later, you must be angry with her and try to get rid of her one day.

Fool: Good!

Teacher: I heard that this class has poor discipline, but I am very caring and responsible. "Education cannot be separated from love, and education cannot be separated from responsibility." I believe this class will get better and better under my leadership!

Teacher: First of all, please introduce yourself and get to know each other. Start with this classmate.

A: My name is Wang Busheng.

Fool: I know you were "not born". You are a man, and you can't be born if you want to!

Fool, that's Wang Busheng.

Fool: Still "not born"?

A: Teacher, my mother gave birth to me when my father was a minister, so my name is Wang Busheng.

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

A: Then it's called "Wang Jusheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a section chief?

A: Let's call it "Wang Kesheng".

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

Fool: Then it's called "King Beast".

Fool, stop it!

Fool: Exactly!

Teacher: Next classmate.

My name is Fan Tong.

Fool: "useless".

It's Fan Tong.

Fool: You idiot, didn't you teach me that this is a dialect?

B: Go, go, go. Why do you say that?

Teacher: What about you, this classmate? Fool: My name is asshole and I like singing.

Teacher: Why do you call yourself an asshole?

Fool: I'm pregnant 10 months, my mother is pregnant 12 months, and I haven't been born yet. An old Chinese doctor made my mother eat eight eggs, and my mother gave birth to me. My mother named me "bastard".