Jokes about monks

There was a young monk who ran into the yard with a long bamboo pole in the middle of the night, waving and banging at the night sky, making a scene. Finally, the old monk was disturbed. The old monk drank the wine and asked, "What on earth are you doing up at midnight?" The young monk summoned up his courage nervously and replied, "Master, I want the stars in the sky, but I can't beat them with my wave ..." The old monk immediately flew into a rage and swore, "You idiot, you don't know such a simple question. It's really stupid and unforgivable. How can you fight in a place like that? You won't climb to the roof. "

One day, two monks, an old man and a young man, came down the mountain for alms. Passing through a small village, a woman tried her best to let them spend the night in her house. This woman is a widow. She knew that monks were strong in that respect, so she made her own abacus. It was already late at night, and women came to the monk's house in sexy clothes, trying to tease them with the excuse of giving them a chance to eat. The old monk and the young monk ignored it. In fact, the young monk was moved, just because he was afraid of being scolded by the master, so he pretended not to care. The woman knocked on the door three times when she left. At this moment, the young monk asked the old monk, "Master, what was she doing just now?" The old monk said seriously, "She is luring us to hell!" " "The young monk hurriedly folded his hands and said loudly that he was guilty. Late at night, the young monk didn't fall asleep, thinking about the action of the woman when she left. He understood at once. When I got up, I found that the master was gone. He got up and went to the widow's door, and found his master going to hell with that woman. He rushed in and shouted, "master, I saved you from hell!" The old monk smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, disciple. There is a saying in Buddhism: If I don't go to hell, who will? " You protect the law at the door, and you can't let people disturb the master's practice! After the master's merits are completed, you can also practice in this place! "