Funny copywriting mood copywriting

1. Hearing her daughter's decision to marry toad, mother shrimp excitedly asked her, "Do you want toad to be so ugly? Are you blind?" "yes." Shrimp replied.

2. A buddy said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? Has the grave been planed? "

If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

4. Two people are drinking, and one of them is too drunk to speak clearly: now I see things in two levels. Another man quickly took out a hundred-dollar bill from his pocket and said, here's 200 yuan I owe you!

Don't look down on my incompetence, but there are many people I despise.

6. I heard that eating too much seafood will lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!

7. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, you thought I would give an example, but I didn't.

9. The cat went to a restaurant to eat and found a mouse under it. The cat thought, I earned it today, meow.

10. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

1 1. My mother hasn't nagged me since I got married a few years ago. Every day, besides watching TV series, I dance square dance, and my color is obviously much better than before. This is what people often say: "Married daughter-in-law, prosperous mother"!

12. I parked my car at night, forgot my umbrella, and came home shivering in the rain. As soon as I entered the door, my daughter-in-law saw my teeth rattle, jumped on me with concern, grabbed me and asked, what did you eat?

13. The fashionable women in Shanghai donated their fashionable clothes to the mountainous area, so this happened in the mountainous area: two grandfathers were working in the field, and one grandfather asked: Oh, your clothes are so cool! Another uncle replied: cool is cool, that is, back pain after being exposed to the sun!

14. A: "People are so strange. Before marriage, my wife said very little to me. After marriage, she said more. " B: "Really, what did they say to you?" A: "You often say' dear' to me before marriage and' come back' after marriage."

15. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that you pick it up and think it's a piece of meat, and you only know it's a piece of ginger when you bite it.

16. Maybe I'm too handsome. When I visit the supermarket, there are always strange women talking to me. Just now, before I entered the supermarket, two beautiful women asked for my phone number. I refused: "Just now, some beautiful girls asked me for my phone number. Why do you want it? " My sister blushed: "handsome boy, that's a professional acne remover." Our shop is a professional dieter. Leave a phone call to ensure that the weight will return to less than 200 kg after two months! " "

17. Since I got married, my wife has paid more and more attention to me, especially my work. When I first got married, my wife asked me about my work at most once a month. It's different now. My wife asked me seven or eight times a month, "Why hasn't my salary been paid this month?"

18. Brother-in-law: "Brother, you owe me more than five years. Should I return it? " Brother-in-law: "Isn't it five hundred thousand? I married my sister to you. How dare you ask for this 500 thousand? " Brother-in-law: "How dare you say that if your sister hadn't lost all her money, could I ask you for a debt?" Brother-in-law: "..."

19. A group of animals get together to talk about vanity. Spider: "Humans are so annoying. They call us spiders. Isn't it more appropriate to call us network experts? " Ladybug Seven Stars: "Come on, it's much better than me. People actually call me a prostitute. I think it is more appropriate for us to call ourselves tattoo experts. " Dung beetles: "Stupid humans call us dung beetles. It's terrible. You can tell our shit experts to die! "

I met a beggar in the street, who was actually my college classmate. He was a little embarrassed at first, but when he found that there was more money in his bowl than in mine, he became superior again

2 1. The real meaning of good night is: Stop inking with me, I'm going to play by myself.

22. Ning: "Xiao Gan, am I not good to you? Why did you leave me, good for grandpa county? " Nie Xiaogan: "You don't know how to be gentle. You are full of benevolence and morality in front of me all day. County grandfather is full of nonsense every day. Who do you think I'm with? " Ning Cai Chen: "..."

23. After so many on-off and on-off, and so many years of hard work, you have finally become the name I must mention when swearing.

24. Times have changed. Now, watching videos of beautiful girls on Tik Tok or live broadcast platform every day makes you feel in love. Unlike before, you have to fall in love in person.