Excerpts from the Real Works of Fengyun Vacuum:

He is glad that he can manage this peaceful small land well, although it is not clear who founded this small land in the first place. Anyway, the person who brought them wants him to be patient. In fact, this small land is a small world created out of thin air, which was built by an old man with a silver beard in his life. To his regret, the man who created this small land never appeared again. His name is meteor shower, which means meteor shower, but his original name has long been forgotten, because people who know his original name are like rare resources in this world. Meteor shower feels that life will not bear good fruit without autumn. Fortunately, someone helped him create this impregnable little kingdom and gave him and his father a shelter from the wind and rain. Meteor shower likes to be alone with good friend Li Hua. When Li Hua appeared, all the difficulties and hardships seemed insignificant. Li Hua knows very well that meteor shower is a proud and narcissistic person, so he always takes care of his dignity and understands his desire to win. Meteor shower thinks that only Li Hua in the world is willing to be friends with him. Who told him that he was unlucky and was called a peerless unlucky man? Meteor showers often praise Li Hua as the greatest man among all men. Men like Li Hua can attract a large number of men and women to unite closely. Meteor shower once said that if Li Hua had a little ambition, he could drive all living things in the secular world of mortals into chaos and emptiness. Li Hua told him that he didn't want to make up his mind to hurt others, nor did he want to be the target of attack. Li Hua also said that if people are controlled by right and wrong and love and hate, they will fall forever. Under the repeated persuasion of Li Hua, the meteor shower began to learn to be cautious and had to face the terrible days without Li Hua. The industrious and kind mother of meteor shower died in childbirth, and it was his lazy father who took him begging in the street to support him. Before their father and son came to this small land in the future, their life was extremely bad. It was the old man Yinxu who showed them how to enter this small kingdom. Then Li Hua bought him a lot of books and food, and Li Hua enveloped him with the brilliance of friendship.

The meteor shower was repeatedly calculated by the fortune teller, and it was finally determined that he met a peasant girl in the south of the city, and they could be United forever. On the night of the wedding, he held his bride. The bride's eyes and mouth are small, her waist and hips are slim, her face is as white as winter snow and her skin is as cold as ice. The bride's hair before marriage suddenly becomes rough and yellow. He couldn't wait to take off the bride's clothes and suck every inch of her skin. When the meteor shower's right hand reached the bride's lower body, the male genitalia was pulled out from her thigh, and the bride became a stranger. The cold wind blew overcast over his head, and the meteor shower scared him terribly. The bride's eyes seemed to look at him with the same fear. The meteor shower saw two bulging meat balls protruding from his chest. He looked at his big black nipple in confusion, and at the same time subconsciously touched it down and found that his male genitals had disappeared. The stranger watched the meteor shower in horror and trembled all over. Female genitals are replaced between the legs of a meteor shower. The strange man suddenly pushed him to the bed and forced him to have sex with him. When the meteor shower woke up in pain, he realized that it was Conan's dream. The meteor shower took out the fortune-telling book from under the pillow and read it quickly. The fortune-telling book says that a woman's skin is cold, indicating that the corpse gas leaks out, and the woman's nipples are big and black, indicating that a woman has strong fertility and strong sexual desire. Meteor shower quickly took out the dream interpretation book from the bedside cupboard and read it for a long time. The book of dream interpretation says that dreaming that a woman becomes a man indicates that the dreamer is about to have a big murder, and dreaming that a man becomes a woman indicates that the dreamer is about to have a big murder. The meteor shower got out of bed listlessly and opened two windows. The hunchbacked old man came out of the smoke and waved to him. At this time, there has been a slightly faint and hazy morning light in the sky, and the meteor shower is strangely frightened. Isn't the hunchback old man a neighbor, Uncle Zhang, who died less than two days ago? Does he have yin and yang eyes and see ghosts? Or uncle Zhang came back from the dead! The meteor shower poked its head out and looked around for a while. Where is uncle Zhang's shadow outside? Maybe it's because of his blindness! The meteor shower closed the door again and went to the mirror. In the mirror, there were two sharp water chestnuts on his head. The meteor shower retreated six or seven steps in panic and fear. When he looked up in the mirror again, he found nothing on his head. He tried to calm his emotions slowly, and he thought that he might think too much and had fantasies. Yesterday afternoon, he saw someone holding a stallion in the street. The stallion gave birth to a baby girl from his ass while he was walking. At that time, someone in the place saw this ridiculous situation. He stumbled back to the bedside, picked up the fortune-telling book, read it, and read aloud: "The stallion with long horns indicates that the person he saw will have an ominous sign!" "After watching the meteor shower, he was panting. He was afraid to think about the omen that the longhorn gave birth to a baby girl. At this moment, he once again completely lost hope for his future life.

His cousin gave birth to a pair of conjoined twins, whose abdomen and chest are connected. The two ends of the neck are opposite, and the limbs are bent like snakes. The doctor confirmed that it was a genetic mutation. The meteor shower told my father that it was probably caused by my cousin's fornication. After hearing this, his father scolded him angrily and warned him not to talk nonsense again. Meteor shower is convinced that cousin loves flowers is the truth. After breakfast, my father sat in the living room and began to complain about the weather. My father said that the sunny weather these days is not a good sign. He said with a wry smile, "I think Heng Yang is better than Heng Yin!" A strange red wind blew through his window, and he heard the wall outside collapse. The meteor shower ran out of the living room, pointing to the sky and cursing: "I curse you, this damn blind sky." Since you are cruel to me, why should I believe you? " You can vent on my fence. If you can, let the mountain crack or the ground collapse. "The world suddenly became silent. Suddenly there was the sound of a landslide in the distance, and it seemed that there really was a sudden collapse of the cliff. Whether there is a landslide can be ignored for the time being, but his cooking stove is deep underground. There was a crash outside the house, and my father said it was an angry rainstorm. The meteor shower's eyes were burning with anger and said, "I don't believe that God is kind enough to rain. It is dust that falls from the sky. "The meteor shower body is shaking and the heart is afraid. Every hair on his body withered in fear, but he still decorated himself with a wry smile in fear. He secretly asked himself how long this life is worse than death, and when this miserable life will end. Meteor showers have not lived a quiet life for half a day since childhood. Since he became sensible, many strange things have surrounded him. Every day he really hears cattle and sheep talking or sees peaches and plums in full bloom in winter. He can also pick many exotic flowers and plants that will not wither in the cold winter, and he can often touch many illusory spiritual things. Meteor shower clearly remembers that in the second grade of primary school, he and his neighbors made a blue circle with pebbles on the playground. Everyone around him was very happy, but he threw many strange dolls with pebbles and cried. Every night when he opens his eyes, he will see monsters waving to him, and then open his mouth to reveal gloomy fangs as if to eat him; Meteor shower still remembers that on his tenth birthday, his father bought him a birthday cake but was eaten by an old sow who broke in. Strange situations like this often happen around him, so his nerves are tense every day. He is worried that he will be in big trouble if he relaxes his nerves a little. He is not afraid of death, and he is afraid that life will have no musical melody. He wants to make sure that death is about a few hundred meters away from him.

Father opened the colorful barrier and hurriedly fled for refuge. Every time something strange happens, my father will leave him alone to avoid evil spirits. The yellow-haired puppy appeared tearfully before the meteor shower, and five eyes were watching him dance strangely. The meteor shower pretended to turn a blind eye and walked forward with a smile. When he kicked out, there was nothing in front of him The meteor shower vaguely saw the faces of countless ghosts and gods sticking out, as well as the outline of winding paths and cliffs. Father said afterwards that he wanted to find a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits for him, but meteor shower refused to say that he didn't believe in fighting gods. In fact, why can't he do it with his meteor shower talent? But in fact, he did nothing. Man kills fish and eats fish; he kills fish and eats fish scales. People see crops everywhere with their eyes, and he sees flowers and grass everywhere with his eyes. The young tree is thriving, and he sees the dead tree come back to life. Why is he different from others? He can't be a saint. Can't he be an ordinary person? Father asked someone to repair the stove, and the meteor shower sat in the yard with his head down and silent, and there was noise in his ear that others could not hear. That's the flirting signal between the gong-breaker and the drum-breaker. The little girl next door ran to his door and shouted that it was snowing! This time is a hot summer! Is there any injustice to happen in the world? The meteor shower said, "Hail!" The little girl next door giggled and said, "It's really raining!" The grass suddenly fell in the sky, and the meteor shower spread all over the head. He accidentally found a bird's nest on the locust tree in his yard, but he set himself on fire for no reason. Nine three-legged sparrows were standing on the branches, twittering. He remembered that the nine sparrows were hatched by the swallow who lived in his house last year. In an instant, many birds flew from all directions, gathered together and fought with each other. In an instant, nine octagonal goats bleated from nowhere. Nine octagonal goats turned into nine colorful tigers and pounced on him fiercely. The meteor shower struggled desperately but couldn't move, so it had to close its eyes and wait for death. However, nothing happened for a long time. The meteor shower opened its eyes and saw the birds' feathers falling one after another. Nine colorful leaves were held in the air by handsome guys. "Li Hua?" This meteor shower is a surprise. Come forward and hug him. Li Huachao nodded and smiled at him, waving golden light. Blood and rain poured down all over the sky, and nine colorful tigers disappeared instantly. "Didn't you bring jade before? How can you turn it into stone? " The meteor shower looked down in panic and found that the white jade she usually carried on her chest turned into black stone. "It's fantastic!" When I got up in the morning, it was white jade. How did it suddenly become black stone now? The meteor shower is pale and tunnel: "Last night, I dreamed that the golden snake turned into a red dragon, followed by many locusts. The dragon groaned at me three times and jumped into the well to fight the monster in the well. "

Li Hua patted him on the shoulder and said, "I have a friend who said that it is a bad omen that peppers will be killed by frost this year, but I don't quite believe these lies." It is often the case that much thunder and little rain, so why is there no chaos in the world? I think maybe you think too much about meteor showers! Life is like drinking nectar. You need to taste it slowly. "Li Hua hugged the meteor shower and said," I suddenly heard a mysterious bird calling in my loneliness, which aroused my endless interest and infinite feelings. "After thousands of flowers withered, I suddenly saw a unique bloom, which touched my infinite vitality and endless vitality. Heaven won't let things wither and rot forever, and life depends on constant stimulation by exercise. The so-called experience of setbacks will increase your knowledge, tolerate anger and rebellion will increase your tolerance, remove luxury will reduce your sin, and you can be more ethical without careful calculation. " Meteor shower learned a lot from Li Hua, who is the sunshine in his life. Only Li Hua can make him feel that the world is full of hope. Li Hua is always in the most dangerous time. What makes the meteor shower even weirder is that as long as Li Hua appears, all weird things will disappear immediately, and all ghosts and monsters will escape. Meteor showers often wonder what Li Hua's mystery is. But whether he Li Hua is a fairy boy reincarnation or a devil rebirth, the meteor shower will regard him as the best friend in this life anyway. Li Hua said with a smile: "I am not very willing to manipulate world things with self-centeredness. Even if I succeed, even if I fail, I have no worries, because the vast world belongs to me." If you control your life with foreign things, you will be upset when you are unhappy, greedy when you are happy, and even small things will bind you. Therefore, I still have something to tell you: those who go forward are narrow-minded, while those who look back are broad-minded. "The meteor shower suddenly found two beams of green light coming out of Li Hua's eyes. The meteor shower just tried to escape but was caught by his right hand by the collar. The meteor shower reached out and severely hit Li Hua on the back, saying, "You are not Li Hua!" " "Li Hua said with a strange smile:" The ancients often said that the silence of reason is the silence of things. Those who abandon things and persist in the pursuit of truth are like removing human body and leaving an empty shadow; The ancients often said that the heart is empty, and those who abandon the material environment and pursue the initial heart are like gathering dung and stinking, expelling mosquitoes and flies. The truth of the world is empty, so everything will be empty, just as the heart remains empty and the outer world will be empty. " Behind Li Hua, mysterious red smoke and dense green branches and leaves suddenly appeared. The grotesque monster stepped on the clouds and floated in the wind. They all stick out their tongues and make faces during meteor showers.

The meteor shower kicked Li Hua and said, "Do you want to send me to a dead end or take me to life?" Li Hua sneered, "Which way do you want me to take you? There are countless crossroads in life. Do you want to go straight to the distance or do you want to gradually turn around to the origin? " Meteor shower regrets: "I took a wrong turn on the road of life before I met you, the devil!" " "He felt his soul drifting into the darkness in the smoke, just like entering a completely different world and not seeing the sunset. Meteor shower regrets that it can't die in the old traditional way. He came into this world full of fear and died confused. Li Hua's cold eyes are shining with cold light. " This quiet little land was created by Li Hua begging his friend Yang to pretend to be a fairy. He is still trying to change your life for you. Fools in the world can't tell life from death, and fools can't understand darkness and light. Do you want to know why you are so upset in your life? It is God's will to punish you! You were originally the adjutant of the Prince's divine decree, but you leaked the military intelligence because you couldn't resist the temptation of Prince Yan Feng's words. You deserved to be banished to the lower world and robbed by this mill! "The meteor shower struggled:" Why are you so like Li Hua? There are more and more things to be afraid of in the world! " Li Hua, with a cold mist in his mouth, said, "I'm going to kill Li Hua with your life today, and I want him to understand that it will not come to a good end to fight against the prince of God!" "Prince Yan Feng was originally fighting for our God-blessed family in the north and south, but on second thought, he expanded rapidly and put countless sites under the name of God-blessed family, resulting in the three gods and four buddhas dying with him!" The meteor shower glared at each other and said, "You are so mean, you will be punished!" " Li Hua slapped him in the face with his left hand and said, "The infinite universe belongs to my providence family, and the whole three realms will be under the jurisdiction of my providence prince. Don't you think death is really standing in front of you? " You think my words are strange and hard to understand, don't you? Since you live so tired, since you can't insist on Prince Yan Feng's blessing, and since you feel very painful about your existence in this world, then the road of death is just right for you to go! You should be happy that I sent you to hell. From now on, you won't panic about getting lost. When you are ready, let's go with peace of mind! "Li Huayang threw the meteor shower dozens of feet high, waving a picture of Cai Feng soaring in the air with his left hand and dancing the golden dragon hovering in the air with his right hand. The meteor shower was shattered in Long Yin and Feng Ming. Li Hua covered her face with her hands and turned her back to sneer at the sky. Suddenly he looked back and turned into a meteor shower. "I want to carefully study the fate with Li Hua! "