Couples wechat question and answer homophonic jokes.

Couples ask and answer a homophonic joke on WeChat-1. It is raining. Stepping on the mud hurt me and fell down. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

I have just been reported by my neighbor for being poor and disturbing the people.

6. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

7. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .

8. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.

9. Even I can't do it. What is your top sword?

10. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

1 1. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

12. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

13. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

14. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "there are several demons living in the piano."

15. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

16. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

17. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

18. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

19. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

20. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

Couples wechat question and answer homophonic jokes 2 2 1. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let go of snakes.

22. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

23. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

24. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

25. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

26. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

27. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

28. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?

29. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

30. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

3 1. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

33. Touching the scene is the word "touching the scene".

34. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

35. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

36. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

37. Why does menstruation never sweat? Because menstruation was afraid of leaving menstruation Khan behind.

In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

40. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

Couples wechat question and answer homophonic jokes 3 4 1. "What if a white balloon bursts a black balloon?" Confession balloon

42. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

43. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

44. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

45. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？

46. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

47. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

48. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

49. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

50. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

5 1. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

52. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

53. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

54. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

55. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

56. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

57. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

58. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.

59. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

60. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

Couples' small routines ask and answer.

1. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

2. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.

You must be nearsighted, right? Why do you say that? If you are not nearsighted, why can't you see that I like you?

Your angry look is really annoying! ! beautiful

When is your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

6. Do you feel insecure? Yes, it is. Hello, I'm calling security!

7. Why are you messing with my things! What did I move? my heart

8. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

9. Do you like drinking water? Congratulations, I already like 72% of me!

10. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

1 1. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? History! No, you're here!

12. Do you know my last name? Don't you know? I will be happy after meeting you!

13. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

14. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

15. I am very angry with the courier company. What happened? I haven't seen you off yet, so I have to pick you up (marry).

16. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone

17. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your pride.

18. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.

19. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?

20. Nobody likes me. Hello, my name is nobody.

2 1. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.

22. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

23. Do you like cats or dogs?

You go first, I'm afraid to hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick.

25. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

26. You look particularly like one of my relatives. Who does he look like? My mother's son-in-law

27. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.

28. Do you know what kind of wine I like? What wine and your everlasting?

29. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

3 1. I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.

32. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

34. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

35. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.

36. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.

Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.

Ask and answer the couple's dialogue sentences.

1. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.

When you are here, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.

4. I want to be the right person. Who are your people?

I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

6. I know three people like you, me, me and me.

7. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

8. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

9. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.

10. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

1 1. Can you do me a favor? Help me fall in love with me.

12. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.

13. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

14. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

15. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

16. Do you know what I like? What wine and your everlasting?

17. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it the best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

18. Which hurts you more, the iron stick or the wooden stick? I feel very sad about it.

19. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.

20. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

2 1. I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?

I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

23. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

24. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

25. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

26. Shall we learn to swim together and fall in love?

27. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?

28. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

29. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

30. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

3 1. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

32. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?

33. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?

34. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...

Ask and answer questions about daily love stories

1. I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.

2. It's better to chat with me when it's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

You give me 50 cents and we can get together.

4. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.

6. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

I know three people who like you. Who am I, me, me?

8. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

9. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

10. I've always been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

1 1. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

12. I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend after breaking up with you. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup.

13. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, then mistress is you.

14. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?

15. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.

16. Will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all I can think about?

17. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.

18. Do you know what fruit I like best? You pistachio.

19. Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It is the day when I love you.

20. If I am a devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.

2 1. Which hurts you more, the iron bar or the wooden bar? I feel sorry for the iron bar.

I have to buy you a compass in case you get used to getting lost.

I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

24. I think you are particularly like a game. What game? My world; Minecraft;?my?world

25. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

26. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

27. Shall we learn to swim together and fall in love?

28. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?

29. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I can't help thinking about you.

30. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

3 1. I want to lose weight They are all thinner than me. I like you, not them.

32. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?

33. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?

34. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...