Tik Tok funny copy collection

1. I just called 1 fortune teller, because I just sat down in front of his booth, and he asked me what you are?

2. New definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever dogs eat at the beginning of the month, and I will eat whatever dogs eat at the end of the month.

3. In North Carolina, singing out of tune is illegal ~ I wonder how many people are lying with guns _ (:з∞) _

You think you have seen through what life is, but you just can't play with it.

5. One of the great tragedies in life is that God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but forgot to give me the status of a local tyrant.

6. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

7. There is nothing to worry about. Many things can be solved by jumping off a building.

8. My deskmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted, "You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!" "

9. I didn't know anyone when I went to my cousin's wedding, but my aunt came over to shake hands with me warmly and called my father's name and said, "You are still not old at all after so many years. -Bald at a young age

10. Life is still interesting. After all, I want to die every day for different reasons.

1 1. A grandfather in Beijing coaxed his grandson not to cry: No need, you really don't need it.

12. I drank a bottle of milk and forgot your names, because I drank milk and forgot my baby.

13. When I was a child, I liked to play firecrackers with my cousin. I made a mistake and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin's coat pocket (there are still many firecrackers in his pocket). Then my cousin was anxious, but the more anxious he was, the less he could get out. Finally, my cousin was so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" " As a result, our clothes are all in rags.

14. I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

15. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

16. When I went out for dinner with my dad, I met someone from my dad's company. Every time my father introduces me to others, he uses a modest word, that is, my son ... but I don't know why he is so impatient today, telling others that this is my dog ... seventeen. I sold myself and didn't want it. Although it is cute, I am too tired to keep it.

18. You never know the answer until you try, but you know you shouldn't try if you try.