Funny sentence jingle _ Super funny jingle

Network jingles often appear in funny forms, such as? If all beings are old, people will die young if they have feelings! If you don't want to get old and die young, you'd better talk to me. ? Such a classic sentence is very funny. Next, I will bring you some funny jingle classic sentences. Let's have a look!

Funny phrase 1) Little mouse, go up to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't come down, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and roll down.

2) Zhou skinned, 5 1 year-old, stealing chickens in the middle of the night. We are playing games and scratching Zhou skinned.

3) Don't blow? It's easy to get dust, don't you want it? Easy to be punished, not pretending? Easy to get hurt, not handsome? Easy to get wet.

4) Someone borrows money from you every three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.

5) The whole world knows that it is good to wrangle. After three or five years, all the problems disappeared.

6) Bitterness of drivers: endless smiling faces, endless good words, endless cigarettes and unclear fines.

7) The east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

8) When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.

9) Do what you should do, watch what you should see, and give you advice on what you should see, but it's not enough to give advice, and you have to hide in the dark to frame it.

10) Good wife standard: derailed and lovely, strictly ambitious, not spending money, spending money with taste!

Super funny jingle 1) Hair disappears and dandruff becomes more prominent.

2) You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

3) When one person dies, two people are full of tenderness, three people miss each other, and four people are strangers to strange bedfellows.

4) I am not a good reader, so my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

5) A handsome young man is a beauty on the waves. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

6) widen the saw, widen the saw, and sing a big play in front of grandma's house; Pick up your daughter and invite your son-in-law and nephew boy to go.

7) Does everyone know? Pour? Hello, I sent it backwards. As long as you can make a lot of money, you don't need moral conscience.

8) Kiss you a little, take a big bite, chew you a big bite, and the young couple will become Sanxin.

9) I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved my sleeve and took only a bundle of cabbage.

10) Husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, you have to give in when you quarrel, and you have to hold on when you are beaten!

Jingle Encyclopedia is hilarious (1). There are four big white banners: grass-roots police station, township tax office, bank credit unit and nude stage.

2) praise refers to the deer as a horse, praise flatterers, suffer from cattle and horses, and be fined.

3) whimsy wants to be thorough, destruction should be powerful, making trouble is a patent, pretending to be a gimmick, and the whole person looks at talent and fate. Anyway, I will never be restless!

4) Beauty, beauty, I love you. I will write a love song for you. The theme is I miss you very much. It's all about missing you. Ask me what I think of you and swear that I will catch up with you.

5) I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

6) Mahjong style Most people are working, a few are eating and drinking, most are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many are fighting? Fangcheng? .

7) I love you, Mei Mei, just as a mouse loves rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

8) Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.

9) Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, walk around the solar system, put tiles on the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.

10) There are four eccentricities in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.

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