Humorous essay on fortune telling _ humorous essay on fortune telling

Help me see what this fortune-telling statement means.

Don't you understand? This life is neither rigid nor soft, and the heart is nontoxic. You should take care of yourself, leave your grandparents' life and keep doing things. In the pond, mandarin ducks feed, or gather or disperse, and the six relatives of the same flesh and blood are weak, such as silk, and it is better to have more than one thing. At the beginning, the cold transportation was complicated, the ancestral business was broken, and it started from scratch.

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As I said before, your character is neither rigid nor soft, nor wicked. You should undertake your own career and leave your hometown. Your career starts and ends. Relatives won't help you if you look for things everywhere. Your parents left you nothing, so you need to create it yourself!

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356 to get married, over 40, the ship is windy, over 50, and the status is stable. At the end of your career, your wife and daughter-in-law died of hard gametes, and Shou Yuan died in May, 1975.

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35-36 years old can get married and have a successful career! Smooth sailing after 40 years old! At the age of 50, life is comfortable and career is unlimited!

Your wife and your son's daughter-in-law will take care of you when you die! Your life expectancy is 75 years, and you will die in May of that year.

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This fortune-telling is too absolute, but it is wrong.