What wonderful and funny things have you encountered when you went out to play?

Travel is addictive, because you never know what is waiting for you ahead. Along the way, there was confusion, laughter and, of course, some beautiful and interesting things. I would like to share with you an interesting story on my way to Sri Lanka.

2065438+February 2007, it is planned to challenge a strange coastal route in Sri Lanka. This Indian Ocean coastline has beautiful scenery. It has to pass through more than 20 strange towns and four major religious areas. It is an unpopular part of Langkawi's trip, and few foreigners come to play. The whole journey needs to walk185km.

That afternoon, I went to a small town called Ka Ruterle, which was hot and thirsty, so I decided to find a restaurant to fill my stomach first. I ordered an egg rice and a bottle of drink and sat down, only to find that everyone regarded me as an outsider. These people heard that I came from China, and I came all the way from Melissa. They feel incredible and want to hear my story.

After dinner, I packed my bags and said goodbye. Just as I was going out, I found an ox cart, the front of which was wrapped in a piece of linen. In addition, the unique ox cart behind me was particularly interesting, so I took out my mobile phone and photographed it. A thin old man stood at the door, watching me take pictures while drinking milk tea. Just before I left, he pointed to this ox cart and stopped me. I see, this ox cart belongs to him, so you should give a tip for taking pictures! I handed him some rupees, but he insisted on not taking them. After many times of communication, I knew that he was going to another town. When he was eating, he parked his ox cart at the door. He was worried that the weather was too hot, so he wrapped his ox head in linen. He said that his ox cart was cool, and it would be ugly if he couldn't photograph the bull's head, so he lifted the linen covering the bull's head and let me take some more pictures!

I braved the high temperature of more than 40 degrees and almost got a chocolate tan. I took one picture after another, and finally he felt very satisfied with one! Wait! What is this thing? Whether to shoot or not is my business. I dare not let you go if you smash the ox cart! Ha, ha, ha, although I think this old man is stubborn, I find that the Langkawi people also have a lovely and interesting side. I was tipped everywhere along the way, but he didn't accept tips. The only requirement is to make his ox cart cool! He asked me where to go next. I said I would walk to Colombo, the capital, and he sighed and said it was just the opposite of my trip, otherwise you could give me a ride. Now every time I look at the photos of Langka walking, I can't help laughing when I see this ox cart, especially the linen cloth covered on the cow's head. The ox cart looks cool and blames me for not shooting well ~

When I travel and play, I often encounter some wonderful and interesting things.

I remember going to Wuzhou, Guangxi once when I was a child. In the public toilets there, both men and women will be asked before entering the door, do you defecate or urinate? Why do you answer such a personal question in public! In addition, defecation or urination may also change after going in.

It's really embarrassing to answer the password like a code word.

I guess this is just the situation before, and it will definitely not be like this now.

The service of tourism should put respect for tourists first. In particular, the privacy of tourists should be protected.

Liu Xingyun

The following are the photos I took when I traveled around.

There are some wonderful things about traveling abroad, even ridiculous.

In the early 1990s, on behalf of my company, I went to Hainan Island to attend the first Hainan International Coconut Festival and stayed in a hotel in Haikou. I am in a standard room with Mr. Luo from a company in Guilin. They are watching TV. Two young girls opened the door and came in with warm smiles on their faces. They are very talkative. I don't look like a conference clerk at first glance. Let's talk. Turned out to be a prostitute. I joked that we had a room, and the prostitute said that we could have another room and we could be together. Judging from the oral cavity, these two women are not locals. The development of Hainan Island has set off an upsurge, attracting not only all kinds of outstanding talents from all over the country, but also service-oriented ladies who can't see the sun to seek gold. A prostitute ran directly to my bed and pulled up the quilt cover, which scared me.

"Come down quickly," I threatened. "Rona will always be the leader of our unit." . I dare not make mistakes, I will be fired. When the prostitute saw that the business could not be done, she left. Probably looking for the next target again.

When I went out the next day, I happened to meet these two prostitutes in front of the hotel and nodded to each other, just like acquaintances. There seems to be someone living here last night. I don't know if it's for permanent residence or business needs.

One year I went on a trip to Harmony. When I got off the observation deck and approached the birch forest by the river, a woman behind me quickly got out of the way. . . Looking back, I saw a woman riding wildly and falling to the ground not far from me. There is no sound. A group of people immediately surrounded him, and no one dared to help him, for fear of falling down and getting hurt twice. That woman has no voice. Eyes closed, too. Suddenly, someone outside the circle shouted, get out of the way and pinch someone. Everybody out of the way. A young man rushed to kneel on the ground, his left hand lifted the woman's clothes, and his right index finger was directly buckled on the woman's navel. A little bit. The woman fell asleep, suddenly woke up with a cold stomach and cursed the hooligan. Everyone laughed and dispersed.

Tell you an interesting thing.

Last winter, I traveled to Xi 'an alone and found a mutton paomo shop to eat paomo. Because it was a table, the buddy sitting opposite me got up and left after eating half a bowl. I thought to myself: Is this person eating less or not delicious? The waiter took his bowl away. As soon as he took it away, he came with a drink. He saw that the bowl was gone, muttered a few words, drank a few mouthfuls of ice and left. As a result, the waiter took the drink away again I thought that guy was angry and stopped eating. As a result, I brought a bowl of soup packets. Ha ha. We are face to face.

The waiter later brought him an ice peak for free.

I share an interesting story from my trip.

The first time I met a Korean friend who called me "Oba".

Last July, I traveled to Shenzhen and chose a youth hostel. Because it's cheap and crowded, I think I might make some interesting friends. After I went there, I felt that the environment was good and decided to stay for a few more days. Then I met some little brothers and sisters there, and I'm still in touch. A few days later, a tall and thin Korean uncle came, about forty or fifty years old. We were chatting in the living room. He gave us a warm "Ania ~" as soon as he came in, and then we got a little excited about "Ania ~". Later, the uncle brought me some snacks after putting away his luggage, sat next to me and wanted to know us, and then spoke a few words of English to me. I'm embarrassed, too This can only blame my lack of interest in English in my life. I failed anyway. Fortunately, there is a girl who is good at English next to me. She translated temporarily and chatted with us. It turns out that he is still a teacher, over 50 years old, but he looks quite young. He is here for sightseeing and pleasure. Later, he told me with translation software that I saw these girls chatting with me as soon as he came, and I was quite popular with girls. I immediately said, "NONONOno!" With my limited English. . Maybe I'm humorous, so it's easy to mix with them, and what follows is a really casual familiarity, just like brother and sister. Then I skillfully told him "I am their brother" with translation software, and then he smiled. I added "yer~ Oba" and he directly hahahaha. This is my first time to talk to a Korean, which is quite interesting. Later, we used mobile phones to translate one sentence into another, and I also called him brother in Korean. Also said that I like Won Bin, "Won Bin? Which Won Bin? " It suddenly occurred to me that I blurted out "Agassi?" It's a Korean movie Uncle that I like very much. He "ah ~ ah, ah …" I'll go ~ I'm not that handsome! I said "NONONOno~" modestly at once. Although I am very happy inside, I suddenly feel that the aesthetics of Koreans must be very strange. I know what I look like in my heart. If I were not as handsome as Won Bin, I wouldn't be here. Later, he said that he could go to Korea to develop and make movies. I also smiled politely "NONONOno~". Then I sighed in my mind that I might have been born in the wrong country. Finally, we all added him to WeChat. In the next few days, we often meet and chat in the living room. As soon as he opened the door, he jokingly shouted "Oba!" ",you want to! A Korean in his fifties. Every time those friends who sit next to me laugh their heads off. Then I had a wonderful time there.

Now that I think about it, it was really a happy day. Although I am very busy at work now, I will keep in mind the city I want to visit, and I will definitely visit it when I have time, because I can make all kinds of interesting friends, understand the amazing cultural scenery and make my mind more cheerful. Of course, there will be some interesting things that you can still recall today.

The photo at the back is a friend of the Youth Travel Service. Everyone had a happy meal and went swimming at the seaside together. I made a mermaid for a great friend, hahahahahahaha. When I came back, I skinned them, slept together, went to the movies together, and celebrated my birthday together. Funny things will be said later)

When traveling abroad, I did encounter many wonderful and funny things. For example, when we 1996 traveled to Shandong in the summer, we made a lot of jokes in just ten days and almost laughed all the way.

The first stop is Qufu, Shandong. This is the hometown of Confucius. When we arrived, we were dragged to "Luguocheng" by the local people. This is an artificial fake scenic spot, and there is nothing to say in it. There are many fortune tellers, and there are also black cows, which makes people fall for it. I never believe these false stories. Since I have such ability and can predict good and bad luck, why not work out the lottery number that won millions? Save yourself from lying on the street every day?

But my friend didn't think so, so he made a divination. The fortune teller who looks like Jigong said that he had three sons, which made others laugh all the way. Ask him who raised his two sons. Not to mention that. When he came back, his superstitious wife heard about it, and she was jealous and quarreled with him for a long time.

Arriving at Zhongtianmen Hotel in Taishan, the thief who came with him found that his wallet was full of new coins and stared at him. For the safety of money, I followed the advice and sewed a pocket horizontally on my underwear, and put more than 20,000 pieces of 50 yuan and a whole bundle of new coins of 100 yuan into it for sewing. Climbing Mount Tai the next day, money has horns. When my leg came from Qian Qi, my leg fell off. Before reaching the worse door, the glans penis was cut out of blood. People come and go, but they dare not examine the wound. I had to hold my crotch with my hands, and I didn't see anything along the way, just minding my own business. After taking the cable car down the mountain, on the train to Qingdao, everyone was talking about the beautiful scenery and pleasant scenery of Mount Tai. People expressed their opinions, but he kept silent. Asked what wonders he saw, he said he didn't see the ball either. It really hurts! Everyone laughed happily when the process was told. ...

On the second day in Qingdao, we mainlanders, who had never seen the sea and didn't know the power of the high tide, rushed into the sea one after another, or stepped on shells or picked up conchs and had a good time. The tide is high, and it is quite strong. Some people even take off their shoes and stand on the rocks, so that people can take pictures of the moment when the waves beat the shore. As a result, a big wave came and took two people away from the reef: one foot was cut several times by a black oyster, and the sea water was soaked, which hurt to death; The other underwear was cut, and two holes were cut on the "hydrangea", which almost made him lose his virginity. My knee is broken, too After being rescued ashore, one of them had to walk with his arms and the other walked with his legs split. I thought it was Chaplin's role. The two grinned and made everyone laugh.

I just finished laughing here when I entered the pavilion by the sea. On the other side, the swimmer who swam in the sea came back. They didn't reach an agreement until they swam to the warning line. It was noon and the three of them were sweating profusely. I went into the pavilion and drank the water in the cup, but I was still very thirsty. He lifted his companion's cup, unscrewed the lid and drank it without looking. He spat it out again-it turned out that the owner of the cup had caught two mussels and was going to take them back to his son to play with. Afraid of dying from the sun, fill Shanghai water and cover it tightly. I went to play by myself. I didn't expect that after two or three hours of sun exposure, the mussels had stinked, and the meat inside had vomited its shell and stuck like snot, which made me sick. He didn't feel salty, bitter and smelly until he drank it, and he didn't know he had drunk dirty water until he vomited. Everyone laughed so hard that he didn't eat his disgusting lunch.

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Now that I think about it, I can't help laughing. ...

There are many trips, but few wonderful and funny ones.

Come to think of it, the trip to the beach was a bit interesting.

At that time, I was still at school. On Friday, several good friends discussed going there to play. A classmate said: I heard from my hometown that the beaches in Shanxi are quite good. There are farmhouses, mountains and rivers, and the most important thing is the persimmons all over the mountain.

After listening to the students' narration, everyone unanimously decided to go here.

On Saturday morning, I took a bus to the railway station at the school gate. At the railway station, everyone bought a train ticket to Motan, which was very cheap, seven yuan.

At noon 10, I arrived at the Motan, visited several farmhouses, booked a cleaner one, put my things away and went out to play.

Walking on the winding mountain road, the mountains and rivers are picturesque, and several of us seem to be walking between China's classical landscape paintings.

Walking, I met a scalper in front, which was a normal thing, but it was full of funny colors because a classmate was wearing a red coat.

First, everyone let him walk in the middle, and then let him take off his clothes and hold him. No matter which way, the ox went straight to him, which made us run away and ran several gullies to get rid of the ox. Everyone is panting, but they are very happy inside. When they stopped, they all joked with each other.

Because it was early autumn, persimmons were everywhere, and they were all ripe and hung on the branches, so we picked a few by the roadside and tasted them. As soon as they were delicious, we ate more.

A few people are walking in the mountains, watching the wind blowing the mountain stream and watching the stream gurgling, and they are happy.

Suddenly I felt a cramp in my stomach, and the situation was not good. I have diarrhea. I hurried to find the toilet. There is also a toilet on the mountain, but this toilet is very old. If there is someone inside, I need to hang a dress outside to prove that there is someone inside. I found two toilets and my clothes were hanging outside, which made me lose my temper.

I quickly found the third one, didn't see any clothes hanging, and went in with my head down. I found a woman in the toilet when I went in. She shouted when she saw me come in, and I hurried back. At that time, I felt that the darkest moment of my life was coming.

Fortunately, that woman will come out soon. When I squatted down, I felt the sky was so clear and the wind was so gentle.

It was only after I came out that I realized that another classmate had been cheated. It turns out there are too many persimmons, haha.

I met an old lady with loose bowels on the bus. But the driver couldn't stop on the highway, so she couldn't hold back. After arriving at the service area, she kept running to the toilet. The result is still thin, all flowing down from the trouser legs.

There is shit all the way from the car to the toilet.

When traveling, you must not eat indiscriminately. So as not to eat bad stomach trouble. If you take children, you'd better take this garbage bag. It is a boy. You can pee with an empty mineral water bottle.

The most wonderful thing I met when I went out to play was that I heard that I had to pay for a bowl of food when I went to a restaurant. Specifically, it will be described in detail below.

Just this year 1 1 month, the company sent me to the south to carry out business, and I went with a buddy. We got off the bus and found a restaurant nearby for dinner. I looked at the price, chose a cheaper one and ordered it after dinner. After waiting for a while, the meal is ready. We were already hungry, so we ate it quickly. Ready to check out. Ask the boss directly how much it costs. The boss said 14 yuan. We immediately said, "Isn't it 12 on the menu? How to charge 14. " As a result, the boss said, "The meal fee 12 yuan and the bowl of 2 yuan is *** 14 yuan." I was surprised and asked my boss, "Bowls still cost money." The boss said, "Yes." I said, "I don't want this bowl. I just want to have a meal. " The boss said, "The bowl is sterilized, so you have to pay." I said, "OK, I'll take the bowl away." As a result, he said, "No, the bowl can't be taken away." I said, "I don't want a bowl." The boss just didn't agree, so we each paid two yuan more. This is also the first time I have met a restaurant, and I charge for a bowl of dishes. It's really amazing.

The interesting thing about traveling is that we ride electric motorcycles. My colleague rode fast in front, and I chased after him. Suddenly at a crossroads, he turned a corner. I rode too fast and suddenly came to an emergency stop. This is not good. I separated from the car and climbed to the ground. When I got up, I found my pants were torn, too. This is embarrassing. What should I do? Dressed like this. So I got dressed and prepared for the day's work. I don't know what others will think when they see it. It's really funny to think of it.

There are some wonderful and funny things that I can't remember at the moment.