Laugh at one's verdict

1, I used to be poor, but happy. Now it's different, not only poor, but also unhappy.

2. Get down, I am the master of my road.

3, you look like a fool, I didn't expect you to have half a catty of wisdom in your head, which is quite difficult to do.

When I lost my hair, I found myself a dandelion, and unconsciously the wind became my enemy.

5. Sometimes dreams are too beautiful to wake up; Sometimes the reality is too wonderful to sleep.

6. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

7. The word "wholeheartedly" is the warmest force in the world and the most beautiful word.

8. Seeing other girls eating, I followed suit. When I saw other girls buying it, I followed suit. When I saw other girls thin and beautiful, they all looked at me, poor and fat.

9. I am a 24-hour online high-intensity surfer. How dedicated I am. Will you consider giving me a trophy?

10, I want to eat my sadness one by one, instead of eating it into meatballs one by one.

1 1, I have to choose a rich man or a circle of friends.

12, I can't solve any problems, as long as money can solve them.

13, people are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too idle to take trivial matters seriously.

14, my life can be summarized in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

15, sincerely feel every minute of the moment, because I think life is worth recording.

16. Criteria for judging whether a person is a waste: anyone can do the same thing better than him.

17, I don't know what to eat when I am hungry, but I want to eat the bitterness of love. Who can take care of me and let me taste how bitter it is?

18, now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt.

19, when you are young, you must have a vigorous love. Don't miss it when you meet it. If you miss it, your family will arrange a blind date for you.

20, more important than the three views is the five senses.

2 1. If I don't reply to your message, just look at the last sentence you said to me in our chat record. It seems that people will say. I am ashamed of you. Can I reply to your loan?

22. May your future life be full of ups and downs, ups and downs.

23. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

24. Another day passed. How was your day? Is your dream farther away?

25, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

26. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks, the only thing you can be proud of is that you have a good appetite!

27, three points busy, seven points busy, and finally filled life with ten points.

28. Adult love needs material and ritual surprises.

I won't give up, but I can't die.

30. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's a little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

3 1, I have a good background.

32. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired.

34. Speaking in the same language without * * * is like falling apart. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

35. I said that my salary has bought you meat. You don't believe me. I pointed to your whole body and said that I left these for you with milk tea.

36. Ask me directly if you have anything in the future, instead of always asking me if I'm here, so that I can choose whether I'm here or not according to your choice.

37. In fact, Tang Priest is also pretty sexy. Say looks are called benefactors, and say looks are called bodhisattvas.

38. It's only been a day since I left you. You are like a child who only needs my comfort.

39. I want to go to the movies with my colleagues this weekend. Where's the handsome guy? It doesn't matter whether I go to the movies or not. The key is to find a boyfriend from them

40. No one believes that my love for you is forever, and time will prove that my love for you is forever.

4 1. In reality, we lie with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms.

42. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

43. After checking the balances in Alipay, Bank Card and WeChat, one thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.

44. Everyone loves beauty. If you don't love me, aren't you human?

45. I have been wondering why teachers invite parents. A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult?

Life is like a dream, but I can't sleep.

47. Today's practice sequence: milk tea, take-out food, spare money, and girlfriend.

48. Thank those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

49. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

50, live well, every day there is a new blow.

5 1, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, and those without backgrounds will be killed by a stick!

If you have a girl you like, send her a bottle of perfume. If she breaks up with you, it doesn't matter, at least she still smells like you.

53. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 180 kg. I suddenly slapped myself and said that a girl of 90 kg is the most beautiful. How can I be twice as beautiful?

54. Anyway, it will be a household registration book sooner or later. What are you polite to me? My things are yours. Let's share them.

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

56. We have just been confessed by a beautiful woman, so let's congratulate you loudly. We just like to lead beautiful women to have children early.

57. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't get too close. Sometimes teeth bite the tongue.

58. Actually, I am not virtuous at all. I'm just too lazy to know anything.

59. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

60. I became an older woman for two reasons: first, no one looked down on me; second, no one looked down on me.

6 1, my mud is well paved and I don't need your help.

62. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time you open it, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion. Every time you open it, it makes people cry!

63. The same bottle of drinks costs five yuan in a convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

65. It's fun to roll the road with people you like, and it's like shoveling shit to visit the Aegean Sea with people you don't like.

66. The income is very small, but so many calories are consumed.

It doesn't matter if you don't work hard. There are others trying anyway. They will help you do all the work and make all the money for you.

68. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

69. Many people like me, so I will be your boss.

70. You can't even control when you go to bed. Do you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

7 1, after studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

72. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

73. When a man gets married, there are few women who feel suitable for him, but after marriage, there are many women who feel suitable for him.

74. The lifestyle of modern people is like this: the first half of life is idle, the second half is soup, the beer is medlar, cola and codonopsis pilosula, eye cream is applied while staying up late, people stay up tirelessly, and diligent skin care.

75. Your family is really poor. I said I would go to your house later, but you said there was nothing I could do. I was wondering, how did you get home by yourself?

76. I lost, I lost, but I never gave up.

77. No difficulty can defeat me. No difficulty can defeat me. I jumped down without wearing them at all.

78. Don't always feel unhappy. There are more people suffering in the world than we are.

79. The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.

80. Appropriate softness is your kindness, and the second softness is your stupidity.

8 1, maybe I laughed too much and no one appreciated my seriousness.

82. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

83. If you quarrel with your male colleagues, spray more perfume and hang up your hair, and someone will fix it for you.