Zhao fortune-telling sketch

If you want to ask, ask what classic sketches there are!

Sketch:

Zhao Benshan: Wrestling Three Strings (masterpiece), Red Sorghum Model Couplet, Three Whips, I want to have a home, blind date, selling abductions, selling cars, and preventing cheating fever.

Ok, Kung Fu, hourly worker, yesterday, today and tomorrow, Kung Fu, water delivery, heart disease, Happy New Year, not bad money, torchbearer, planning, talking about things.

Children, New Year greetings, poor money, grass, donations, fame, door gods, planning, wife, throne, such competition, intercession, winning the prize, yesterday.

Today and tomorrow, face, similarity, party, money, reunion, Xiao Cui telling stories, model team, fortune telling, happy birthday, Niu Da.

Uncle Tigan, Xiao Jiu Lao Le, pear seller, mahjong tofu, village head's speech, booming farmhouse music, old New Year greetings, old son's old age and roots cut off.

Case, old man's marriage, new fool,

Fan Wei: Buying vegetables and selling cats, caring for each other, working girls in cities, the year before last, rich people, police and inspectors, misguided pyramid schemes, safety.

Captain.

Gao Xiumin: Farewell, drunk, tattered king, aunt is here, the more you drink, the more you understand, the password, and find a job.

Feng Gong: Thief companions push their luck, make wishes, throw parties, feel at a loss, go up and down, and enjoy it. Men and women are different and live in two worlds.

The world, example, auction, donkey, question and answer, my son, addiction, painting, for the sake of children, look at this father and son, and the Asian Games.

At most, there are men and women who sell shoes, pushing their luck and demanding perfection. In fact, men are the most difficult, smiling at life and unlocking our village.

I was wrong, visiting, happy assembly number, two hipsters, street love songs, gifts, idea company, worst gentleman, home.

There are thieves, some at a loss, some endless, the world, the fly-free restaurant, the party of the Ministry of Public Security, and my sister-in-law. We can't let him go. Let him go.

Life is better.

Guo Da: Rice trade, opera fans, Chinese New Year, father, matchmaker, fans, Huangtupo, TV shooting, robot anecdote, overseas telephone, Beijing.

Welcome, praise the old cow, daughter, gifts, neighbors, all relatives, No.2 leader, groupies, wedding variations, and youth.

About, Sister Ma biography, going home, romantic things, marriage agencies, good people don't discount, dream homes, delivery doors, trains.

Huang Hong: Pedicure, foot washing, he is my brother, brother, go home, take photos, nail shoes, play poker, yangko, neighbor, shine shoes and get dressed.

Repairing, opening a shop, flowerpots, super guerrillas, one-stop story, finding the focus, male family, refueling, manager's troubles, live broadcast tonight,

Throne, wedding, Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren, hand in hand, nanny and carpenter, taking a thief to see his wife, amateur cleaning team, recruitment.

Come back, the best shoes, and a father at home.

Pan Changjiang: Accompanying ceremony, nostalgia, responsibility, bridge segment, playing right, variation on weight loss, looking for temperament, welcoming relatives, love songs on the construction site, Kanto people,

Happy moment, please, fifteen minutes, grassroots team, my grandson, inside and outside the door, where is the money, a corner of the market, one.

Poke, female teachers and male soldiers, acting director, fire story, carnival Wuli River, military love song, crossing the river, village head's speech, right?

Sewing, singing that song, clever sister-in-law, double spring, inviting you to participate, before the operation, Mo Ao, big lantern, her deskmate, love.

Love to the end, 5,001 nights.

Yan Shunkai: Zhang San, I am on the side of the road, smart to make money, tailored, and love my father like a son.

Zhao: Emergency, People's War, Eating jiaozi, Veteran, Kung Fu Command, Work Adventure, Community Security Officer and One of the Heroic Mothers.

Heaven, registration, double swords.

Gong Hanlin: Returning home, aprons, animal games, urban strangers, so talented, strangers, water workers, so packaged, love beauty.

Heart, mom, today, jiaozi, unlock it.

Peisi Chen: Carpenter master, two carpenters, rushing to the scene, drunkards coming home, assembly line operation, Chili noodles, forgetting righteousness, actors, making movies.

, threading the needle, leading role and supporting role, eating noodles, mutton kebabs, changing life, humorous gymnastics, looking in the mirror, unrequited love for yellow flowers, rock fingers.

Keywords rumors in Nan and Yuan Datou, brother-in-law and brother-in-law, onomatopoeia, buddy loyalty, car wash, report and postman, brother-in-law and brother-in-law,

Police and thieves, dog dolls and black girls, professional boxing championships, moving forward for a new life, all talk and no practice, deceptive boxes,

A little thing, yellow card and gold medal string.

Guo: confidant, enrollment, good days, celebrations, sincere people, my father and I exchange roles, be a man, old songs and new songs, yes.

What do you say, in a word, Chinese New Year, market sketches, inside and outside elevators, news figures, looking at glass, husband and wife diaries, traffic jams, new ones.

Four good people, catching a train.

Wei Jian: Bright Future, Growing Pains, Garden Dream, Laughing is harder than crying, and Variations on Demolition.

Zhao Liang: Rehearsal, online dating, urgent telegram, soldiers in the southeast and northwest, tinnitus, letters from myna, wedding photos, after lights out,

Father came to DC and the intersection.

Other classic sketches: eating chicken (Wang Jingyu), visiting factories (Yan Shunkai, Gaowa Siqin), A Q's monologue (Yan Shunkai), taking a bath (

Gift giver (,Zhou Guozhi), tooth extractor (,), fish seller (), lazy blind date (Lei

Zhao Lianjia, Song Dandan), weightlifting (Wang Jingyu), sleeping with candles (Bai, Zhang Zhidie),

Crosstalk:

Degang Guo: I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, my life, my happiness, my college life. I'm a gangster, I want to fight against the three customs, and I want to work hard.

Fight, I want to travel, I want to get married, I want to study, I am a writer, I want to have an affair, on the status quo and happy legend of cross talk in the past 50 years.

Don't mess with fans, red flowers and green leaves, you should be elegant, take photos and surprise, touch for ten years, steal axes, I'm a writer, and keep it a secret.

Go back to the battlefield.

Chang: Four famous players, a dialogue, a new policeman, and a bridal chamber gambling.

Jiang Kun: Taking photos, worrying, daydreaming, falling in love, taking elevator risks, stepping on my feet, boasting about my hometown, enjoying myself and complaining for fifty years.

Later, I thought deeply

Tang Jiezhong: Save people, Haiyan, Master and Apprentice, Good, New Peach Blossom Garden, Beautiful Fantasy, Salesman's Song, Breaking News.

Hou: Liu, Shandong, etiquette research, music anecdote, eight fan screen style, mental fatigue, who is smart, interruption, examination, macro talk.

Green leaves, words, everyone is happy.

Li Jindou: The mouse family, such advertisements, pet craze, catching Cao, free phone calls, peeling mandarin jackets, stories of little nannies, and breaking into Longtan at night.

Say dragon.

Li Guosheng: It's too crowded. Variations on love and marriage, attacks, such ceremonies, learning to broadcast, admitting bad luck, and comparing with others, Afan performed before the performance.

False, laughing stars to persuade wine, who is called children's songs.

Yang Yi: A blockbuster, learning new songs, no ideas, helping out ideas, rotting in the pot, learning from Lei Feng, and running a school after winning the prize.

Yang Shaohua: Selling books, judging clothes, blossoming dead trees, meeting the queen, opening a porridge factory, eating moon cakes, quitting smoking, stalling, alarmist.

Li Jianhua: Peng Shang, The Story of Red Lantern, Mandarin Dialect, Hard Work, New Night Travel.

Li Zengrui: A whim, modeling, culpable of punishment, love to tell funny things, the art of laughing, changing packaging and watching construction fines are all the same.

Wang Qianxiang: Snobbish, Liu Yong, Qianlong, new look of new village, interesting public transportation.

Wang Ping: Good point.

Jian Zheng: knowledge and experience of five senses, new theory of five senses, rooster in the Year of Rooster, duet.

Yang Qizhi, a soldier: meeting, divorce, changing face, enthusiastic service, treating colds, husband and wife, challenging the host, grumpy, eager to return,

Hundred family names, free meals, buying a car makes you sick, saves your life, judges thieves, takes the wrong bus, runs classes, after divorce, sculptures,

Harry went back to his parents' home, funerals, advertisements, thieves, flowers, son-in-law's coming home, bicycle anecdotes, winning the championship, telling the truth, and training.

ACTS, star packaging.

Tang Aiguo: Gift-giving, lazy man, changing the volume, critical moment.

Ding Guangquan: Tanabata Fun Talk, Dislocation, Happy China, Zisanjiao Niang, we are on the road.

Ma Lisan: Eat Yuanxiao, sell tickets, the Yellow Crane Tower, face reading, sell five utensils, open a porridge factory, buy monkeys, start at ten o'clock, and treat diseases with folk remedies.

Ma Ji: The five senses strive for merit, looking for uncle, hero Xiaobalu, mountain hero praise, portrait, new peach blossom garden, female team leader, and white worldly achievements.

Stage storm

Hou: If you get drunk, you can change careers, buy steamed buns and buy adhesive plaster.