Complete works of romantic love stories with local customs: 100 sentence

"Do you know what my shortcomings are? Yes, shortcomings you! " The love words of the earth make people feel sick and embarrassed. They can express inconveniences humorously through jokes. Have you ever said anything rustic to your loved ones and friends? The following is a collection of 100 romantic love stories in the Complete Works of Love Stories with Local Flavor, which I carefully arranged for you, for your reference only when you are working and studying.

? 1. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

? I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

? 3. "I don't think you've ever met the girl of your dreams." "Huh?" "Look at the phone when it is black."

? 4. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

? I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of the date.

? 6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

? 7. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

? 8. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

? 9. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

? 10. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

? 1 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see it and I will hold you.

? 12. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow in my face one day.

? 13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

? 14. Guess where my heart is on the left? Wrong, on your side.

? 15. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

? 16. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

? 17. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

? 18. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

? 19. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

? 20. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

? 2 1. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

? 22. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

? 23. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

? 24. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

? 25. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

? 26. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

? 27. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

? 28. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

? 29. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

? 30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

? 3 1. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

? 32. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

? Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

? 34. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

? 35. Remember, when I look for you, I think you are an explosion. When I don't look for you, I think you are holding back.

? 36. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future and live a happy life, out of reach.

? Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

? 38. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

? 39. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

? 40. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

? 4 1. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

? 42. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

? 43.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

? 44. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

? 45. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

? 46. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

? 47. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

? 48. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

? 49. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

? 50. I just like you, I mean no harm.

? 5 1. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not around."

? I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

? 53. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

? 54. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

? 55. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

? 56. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

? 57. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 58. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

? 60. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

? 6 1. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

? 62. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

? 63. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

? 64. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

? 65. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

? 66. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

? 67. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

? 68. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

? 69. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 70. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

? 7 1. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

? 72. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

? 73. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

? 74. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

? 75. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

? 76. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

? 77. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

? 78. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

? 79. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

? 80. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

? 8 1. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

? 82. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

? 83. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

? 84. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

? 85. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

? 86. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

? 87. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

? 88. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

? 89. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

? 90. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old lady's heart.

? 9 1. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

? 92. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

? 93. "I always wake up thirsty in the morning in autumn and winter." Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

? 94. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

? 95. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

? 96. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

? 97. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

? 98. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

? 99. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

? 100. "I lost sleep last night" "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."