Who has a joke story of dialect slang and two-part allegorical sayings?

What a coincidence! I come from Jiangsu! I have a city chronicle of our city with local proverbs on it. I have extracted some famous examples:

Life:

If fortune-telling is accurate, there are infinite people in the world.

People who take medicine don't take it, and people who break the law don't do it.

A good boy doesn't think his mother is ugly, and a good man doesn't think his country is poor.

Don't eat too much, don't talk too much.

Poor without losing ambition, rich without madness.

Poverty can't rely on relatives, and cold can't rely on lamps.

There is a money finder outside and a fundraising bucket at home.

People who live in mountainous areas depend on mountains for a living, while those who live by water for a living; People who live in the mountains live by the mountains, while those who live by the water ―― make use of local resources.

Don't shake the boat when it reaches the bridge; Ship to the shore, don't mess up.

If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer (my grandmother always said when P.S. was a child)

If you are not greedy for money, trouble will not come.

Interpersonal articles:

Hello neighbors, Saijinbao.

Cold is a cold wind, and poverty is a poor debt.

Human feelings are not debts, and the pot is sold on the head.

Not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of comparing the goods.

The heart of the people should be public, and the heart of the fire should be empty.

Don't deal with it at ordinary times, and complain when you are in trouble.

Eating salt and rice makes sense.

Don't burn incense to offend God, and don't talk to offend others.

Cut wood, see the texture, and be reasonable.

Better be an ant's leg than a sparrow's mouth.

Too much oil doesn't spoil the food, and it's not surprising to be polite to people.

Educational articles:

Growing up.

I didn't know that rice is expensive until I took care of it. The adopted son should repay his parents.

A battle, a protection, to the old road.

Three years of good study, three days of poor study.

A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

Health articles:

Illness enters through the mouth and cold enters through the feet.

Eat radish in the evening, ginger in the morning, and ask the doctor for a prescription.

Fish makes a fire, meat produces phlegm, and green vegetables and tofu keep you safe.

Eat less and taste more, and eat more will hurt the spleen and stomach.

If you want to be safe, you will be cold and hungry.

If you are sleepy, you will live to ninety-nine.

Meteorological articles:

Walking in the sunset glow, the rain is already after midnight.

On April 9, the wind roared and the black boat swam to the door of the pot.

Red rain in the east and red rain in the west, red in the south and red in the north.

Soaking in the clouds, the rain dripping; Shuttle clouds, sunny weather; Steamed bread clouds burn people.

One autumn rain and one cold, ten autumn rains without light clothing.

The dung bucket is bubbling, the water is green and it is raining.

There are many northerly winds in Qiu Lai, and southerly winds are a portrayal of rain nests (Jiangsu and Zhejiang monsoon climate! )

Look up in the third grade and look down in the sixteenth.

Seasonal commodities:

After eating the eggs in the long summer, I whipped the cotton-padded clothes.

In October, mowing in the morning and burning in the evening.

On March 3rd, I rolled my eyes in cold.

The spring breeze blows until mid-April.

It rained for forty-five days (oh ... this year)

When the peach blossoms are exhausted, they must be dried plum blossoms.

Agricultural articles:

There are lazy people.

Want a radish (read Du), not spend June (read Gu).

Spring breeze is better than ashes.

Life articles:

A table of delicious food (zhua) is not worth a slip of shrimp paste.

Cold starts from the feet and fire starts from the heart.

Three years of cold rice to buy a cow, three years of porridge to build a tall building.

Xiehouyu:

Sugarcane in October-sweet to the end

Ma Xia wears a hat-pretending to be a prawn.

Give a favor and a half-more gift in July.

The weasel picks on the sick chicken-bullying the weak and fearing the hard.

The stone in the pit-smelly and hard.

The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long

Spinach in March-the head of hair

Grab a snail with three fingers-hold it steady.

The cow's tail accidentally killed the fly.

Put a horn on the dog's head-pretend to be a sheep (pretend)

Go to sea at five o'clock-follow the trend

Two dumb people make friends-great, don't say anything.

Rainy days in camel grass-the more, the heavier.

Finally finished! ! ! My hands are so sour!