What is a fortune teller's occupation?

You are a fortune teller. You don't have to ask

There are too many occupations now. A few days ago, I saw a new job on the news, called "teacher smelling ass". That's right, it's just smelling the ass. Only open to the rich. You can smell the health of internal organs and intestines by smelling a fart, earning tens of thousands a month.

You might as well learn this. Make sure you don't lose money, just have a long nose, hahahahahaha.