Xiaomi fortune-telling

There are two watches in the watch shop. A watch keeps the time accurate twice a day. Another watch is not accurate every hour, but why do people only buy the latter? Answer: Because the former is motionless.

A bull and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.

What is the most painful thing for stutterers to do? Answer: Make a long distance call.

When is 1+2 not equal to 3? A: When the calculation is wrong.

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? Answer: the wheels of the windmill.

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? Answer: Head

Why do hospitals never accept patients? Answer: Veterinarians.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? Answer: Cremation

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Answer: Remove two points of ice.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? Answer: yourself.

Please put nine horses in ten stables evenly, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide it? Answer: Put nine horses in a stable, and then put the other nine horses outside the stable.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? Answer: thermometer

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? A: There is no Amitabha in South China.

Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

There is an animal as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? The answer is: Little Tiger.

Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? Answer: I didn't get one.

Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they all fall out. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket? Answer: A hole.

What is higher than the sky in the world? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

What is the most valuable thing lost? A: Satellite.

Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should these three ghosts be called? Answer: Call for help.

What's more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth

Why did Chang 'e regret going to Guanghan Palace?

Answer: Because there are no moon cakes on the moon.

Mr. Chen closes his eyes and never opens them when he works. What exactly does he do?

Answer: pretend to be blind.

Who shook his head for more than half an hour?

Answer: One day when he was writing a composition after watching a football match, he found that he couldn't write the word "stupid", so he looked it up in the dictionary, but he couldn't find the word. Why?

Answer: She is stupid enough to look up the English dictionary.

Why do some people say that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?

Answer: Because love makes people blind.

Why didn't Mr. Wu press the switch light but it didn't light up when there was no power cut and jump?

Answer: He connected the TV switch, of course it won't turn on.

Why does a junior high school girl faint in a haunted toilet?

Answer: He forgot that the toilet door was pulled and could not be pushed open for a long time. Except the driver, who can take the bus every day without paying?

Answer: Conductor

There are ten suns in the sky, why only nine suns shoot down from the tail wing?

Answer: He doesn't want to go home in the dark.

What is the most important thing for a person who intends to leave his hair to his waist?

Answer: Don't go out for nothing at night.

Where is the higher the price of goods, the happier the guests are?

Answer: Pawnshop.

When will we become arrogant?

Answer: We walked alone in the cemetery in the middle of the night.