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Ask and answer regular sentences.

Everyday sentences are part of entertainment in our lives. Each of us is exposed to many routines of sentences, and each routine of sentences also contains profound meanings. Let's share the routine sentences with questions and answers.

Q&A of Routine Sentences 1 1. Q: "You say, who are our father and son?" The other person will definitely answer, "Of course it's my father and your son!" The result of the routine is that "my dad" is "your son", which means he is your grandson. )

2. Q: "Have you ever heard the story of a fool saying he doesn't know, a fool nodding and a fool shaking his head?" The result of the routine is that whether he answers "I don't know", "shaking his head" or "nodding", he will follow your routine. )

3. Q: What would you do if there was a 1 booth in front of your house? Option 1: surprise, option 2: alarm (routine result: option 1 means "eat a catty" and option 2 means "hug Baba")

4. Q: "Are you my best friend?" The other party's affirmative answer: Yes, you answer: It is said on TV that dogs are man's best friends (routine result: you are a dog! )

5. Q: "Do you think boys who paint their nails are not girls?" The boy replied: Mom, you answered: "Hello, mom is here, my son is good!" " (Routine result: Call your mother! )

6. ask, "the roaring dog is a god on earth, so what's next?" Answer: I am a dog!

7. Q: "Let me ask you a question:' I have ten knives and I lost two. How many? Answer: Eight (father's homonym), you can say yes directly.

8. Q: "Let me ask you a short math question. What is 7+ 1? " You can just say yes. )

9. Q: "Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?" The other person will definitely think about it and answer: "Right hand or left hand", and you will answer "We usually wipe our ass with paper" (he wipes his ass with his hand)

10, q: "What does the seller of a certain treasure call the customer?" The other party replied: kiss (just kiss decisively, this routine is suitable for couples! )

1 1, q: "I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not." The other party replied: OK. Are you asking, "Does your family know you are so stupid?" Whether he answered yes or no, he admitted that he was stupid. )

12, ask, "Say it ten times …" and then ask, "Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly! " The other party "didn't" (meaning he is a pig. Many people are trapped by this routine. )

13. When asked "I'll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig", the other party replied "I'm not a pig at all". You replied, "Do you think you have forgotten now? The magic succeeded! "

Routine Sentence Q&A 2 featured very sweet and sultry sentence routines:

1、

"Do you like water?"

"like"

"Congratulations!"

"You already like 72% of me."

2、

Girl, how about I give you a divination "Very good." Oh, girl, let me count my fingers. I'm missing from your life. "

3、

"The tiger loves an old fool."

"What is this?"

"Read backwards, you idiot."

4、

I think you must be busy.

So just look at the first three words.

5、

I will teach you math, and I will take care of everything.

Traveling around the world, I lead the team and cook at home. I support it.

6、

Do you like cats or dogs?

"Dog"

"Wang ~"

7、

"Tell me when you think about it."

"I didn't think clearly. I'm thinking about you. "

"Do you want a dog?"

"What dog?"

"the single kind"

8、

"I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to flip a coin and confess to you face up."

"What if the back is facing up?"

"Turn it over."

9、

"You have something on your face."

"What? Where? "

"It's my admiring eyes."

10、

"Do you smell burning?"

"ah? No! "

"It is my heart that loves you that is burning."

1 1、

"What is the pinyin of sleep?"

"Sleeping noodles"

"What is the pinyin for insomnia?"

"asbestos"

"What's the difference between them?"

"You will understand."

Pick up hot chicks's classic routine conversations are all direct calls.

12、

"Do you know what the door to happiness is?"

"ah? What is it? "

"It's us"

13、

Man: Let's make a bet that if you lose, you will be my female ticket.

W: What's the bet?

Man: I am taller than you!

14、

Man: Today is 520. Oh, what should I do?

Woman: confession?

M: Then I can only put this sentence "I like you" until tomorrow.

15、

Woman: I'm so hungry. Where can I eat?

Man: Then you must promise to be my girlfriend before you can eat!

W: Why?

M: I ordered a couple restaurant.

16、

"May I kiss you?"

"no"

"What did I tell you just now?"

"May I kiss you?"

"Well, yes."

17、

"I'll show you a magic trick."

"good"

"it's over."

"What? I didn't see it. "

"I like you better."

18、

"I have a handful of dirt in my hand.

Will you fall into my hands? "

19、

"What do you belong to?

xx

No, you belong to me. "

20、

"I killed someone.

I like mice.

I just got married this year

I like you.

I take drugs.

Guess which thing is true? "

"I like you."

"I like you too."

Popular sentences used by pick up hot chicks:

1, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo.

2. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

3. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

7. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

8. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you get the top three in the beauty pageant at most.

9. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

10 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

Sentence dialogue of boys' pick-up routines

( 1)。

Do you like candy? I don't like it, so why are you so nice?

(2)。

Do you like candy? I like it. No wonder you are so cute.

(3)。

"You know what? Your eyes are so beautiful, I know what constellation you are! "

"What is it?"

"Andromeda" (serious face)

(4)。

The best answer to "what are you doing" should be "I miss you too" (more than my heart) (see clearly that it is not "I miss you" but one more word "I miss you too"! ! )

(5)。

Set the mobile phone password to "9946", and the next time my sister asks what the mobile phone password is, she can say "I like you" (friends in the voting circle say this is a brain-burning trick to pick up girls, hum I don't care about you).

(6)。

If you want to invite your sister to dinner, you can say, "I want to eat, but I can't eat without you."

(7)。

Walking on the road with my sister in winter, I hugged my sister's neck and said gently, "I'll give you a warm scarf, which is your exclusive."

Routine sentence question and answer trick 3 funny routine saying sentences.

1. After dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone and played. I said, "Why are you playing with my mobile phone?" "The new mobile phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Can't I get familiar with my new mobile phone first? " I'm too confident to refuse.

2. "I don't have any hope for love now, I just want to get rich!" The person who said this sentence is really young. You will know later that you can still think about love, but don't think about getting rich!

3, the desert is lonely and straight, and the long river falls in yen. I am very touched. It would have been better if the dollar had been dropped.

Young people don't seem to have much time to drive, while old people seem to have the most time to drive in the world.

A man can't find a girlfriend, so he can only tell his fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

6. Every time I quarrel with my wife, she is frightened by my loud voice. Today, it's like this again. After the quarrel, she came to hold my hand and said to me, "Honey, please don't do this in the future." You cried so loudly that the whole corridor heard you. "

7. Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked, and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I went to work by bus the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I gently touched the card reader with my index finger, ticking ... I still can't forget the astonished eyes of the whole car.

8. At work, my wife sent me two selfies of different clothes and asked me which one was nice. As an experienced person, I understand that it is wrong to say that all pictures look good, so I answer: they look good. Wife: Do you think so? Then I'll buy both. I ...

9. There was a power outage at home last night, but there was electricity in the neighbor's house. I called an electrician to have a look. I waited for a long time and finally didn't come. I met him the next day and asked him, "Why didn't you come last night?" He said, "I went last night, but I thought it was dark and there was no one at home, so I left ..."

10, I have been working hard recently. I have lost a catty. Can you see that I am different from before?

1 1. When I was in college, I thought I would spend my college life in a dull way. One winter was so cold that I didn't want to get up for self-study in the morning, so I asked my roommate to make up an excuse for asking for leave. In the afternoon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

12, I was often beaten by my mother when I was a child. Once my classmate taught me this trick. If I make a mistake, I must admit my mistake first and pretend to hit myself a few times, so that my parents will not hit you if you have a good attitude towards admitting my mistake. One day, I lost my skin again. Seeing that my mother was angry and wanted to hit me, I quickly said in tears, "Mom, I was wrong, I won't dare again …" Then I pretended to pat my ass. My mother looked at me contemptuously and said, "You didn't play professionally. Let me play for you! " "Sure enough, my mother played very professionally.

13, my 5-year-old daughter asked me, "Mom, why am I here?" I used the old routine as usual. I said, "I found it in the garbage!" " She looked depressed, sighed and said lightly, "What cruel parents are willing to throw away such a beautiful child?"

14, being tired, otherwise how can you be called a person!

15, people only have one worry, that is, they don't have enough to eat; There are countless troubles when you are full.