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Tom Cat's growl, poor student, you can't afford to be hurt.
Who works more than 12 hours a day?
Is a student
Who doesn't have weekends and only working days?
Is a student
Who has no labor security law to work overtime all day?
Is a student
Who has no freedom but oppression and rules?
Is a student
Who has no right to speak, no status, no resistance, only obedience?
Is a student
Who has worked so hard to get only a report card that will be despised and scolded?
Still a student!
You have to get up after six o'clock in primary school.
I have to go to school before dawn in winter.
The school requires you to arrive at school at 7: 30. Will it kill you to get to school at 8: 30?
Going home from school is all kinds of homework.
Weekends are remedial classes for various interests.
Just to get some certificates and find a key junior high school.
I didn't know primary school until I entered junior high school. What kind of suffering is that?
Weekly test, monthly test, quiz, English olympiad.
I was forced to become a duck.
Filled by the teacher all day! Fill it out! Fill it out!
Finally, duck, I laid an egg called Yali.
The pear of labor and capital is bigger than that of mountain.
Duck finally got into a key high school.
I didn't know junior high school homework was a bird.
That subject in high school is varied.
You must learn all arts and sciences as soon as you enter school.
All kinds of books and materials piled up on the desk.
At this point, I am no longer a duck, but an ostrich.
The eggs laid are not pears but ostrich eggs.
Walking all day, hunched over and pulled eggs.
This is the real egg pain!
The hard middle school days are finally over.
After being admitted to the university, I thought I was liberated.
Freshman charming, sophomore handsome, junior call the police, senior nobody wants.
Only after graduation did I find that I couldn't find a job.
I will continue to take the postgraduate entrance examination.
After work, I found that the most painful thing in life is that I have studied hard for more than ten years, which has little to do with work!
Suddenly found that: the work is not good, people are old, and the wife has not been found.
Why is my life so miserable?
Finally, I went to tell my fortune.
The fortune teller touched the bone and looked at each other.
Say: you fall in love at the age of twenty, get married at the age of twenty-five, and have children at the age of thirty.
A rich and stable life, a happy family and a carefree old age.
Labor and capital are furious: I am thirty-five, a doctor, single, and without love.
Mr. Wang heard this, and after a little meditation, he uttered a sentence that made people urinate.
"Young man, knowledge changes fate!"
Labor fainted on the spot! ! ! ! !
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