What is the way to fall against the wind?

"Fankong" is the deviation of ideological tendency. Because it breaks the routine and deviates from the established model, it often gives people a sense of surprise after an epiphany and a sense of relaxation after suspense is opened.

In order to master this skill, the following categories are discussed.

1. Deviate from the norm

People usually speak in the usual way. If you violate these methods, you will be considered to have poor language flow. However, humor can often be obtained by deliberately creating a little fluency.

Teacher: Jenny, what is an abstract noun?

Jenny: I don't know!

Teacher: Why? You don't know! Well, abstract nouns are things you can imagine but can't touch. Now, give me an example!

Jenny: A red-hot poker.

The exam began and Tom raised his hand. The teacher is coming.

"I don't have a pencil." Tom said.

"What do you call a soldier if he goes to war without a gun?" The teacher criticized.

"I think he is a commander." Tom replied.

The shooting instructor asked in class, "When you led a team of cavalry on a reconnaissance mission, you found that enemy scouts were rushing at you at a speed of 60 miles per hour. What kind of countermeasures will you take? "

Soldier: "Retreat to the rear at 80 miles an hour."

Examiner: "Tell me, if Shakespeare were alive today, do you think he would be a great man?"

Examinee: "Yes, he will be a great man, because no one in the world can live to be over 400 years old."

A recruit is late for training every morning.

The officer asked him, "What's the matter with you? Always late. "

"Sir, I always overslept ..."

"What?" The officer flew into a rage. "What would the world be like if every soldier overslept?"

"I don't think," the recruit replied, "there will be no more wars in this world."

In these examples, the answers are unconventional and unexpected, which makes people laugh.

2. Restrain collision

The so-called "suppressing collision" is a humorous skill that uses people's thinking mode, the contradiction between things and the contradiction between old and new ideas to achieve comedy effect. Restrained collision can give people a strong sense of humor when the other person's joyful or nervous psychological expectations suddenly fail.

A poor man found a millionaire and told him his troubles. He told his poverty vividly, and the millionaire was never moved. The rich man tearfully called his servant and said:

"John, get rid of this poor man. He has broken my heart."

Seeing that the rich man has tears in his eyes, we think he is very sympathetic and wants to give alms to the poor! Unexpectedly, he wanted to drive the poor out. Our expectations failed, but a sense of humor also developed.

A charity asked a rich man to donate money.

"You have deep pockets, which can improve your reputation. Besides, what is this little money in your wealth?

The rich man wanted to think and said:

"Oh, where do you know my story. I have an 80-year-old mother, seven children and four or five unpaid poor brothers ... "

"Hey, I didn't know you were in such a big trouble, so we ..."

"No, I just want to tell you that I will never give them a penny. How can I give it to you? "

Our hopes and ideas were dashed again. We hope the rich will donate. When we listen to the complaints of the rich, we think that he is tied up, that he is shirking because of this, and that the rich really have ulterior motives, not because he is rich and heartless. This is a big promotion. Unexpectedly, our thinking was immediately destroyed by the rich man. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be such a heartless person This is a kind of repression. The cadence collision is amazing. Behind this humor, we also see a certain world and a certain person.

3. The truth comes out.

There was once a fortune teller who claimed to be an "iron-billed psychic". It is said that you can know good or bad without asking him.

One day, an old man came to tell his fortune. "Iron mouth psychic" to see the way he pull a long face, he said:

"I see that your family is not good and you are in financial difficulties."

The old man shook his head.

"Did I lose my wife in my later years?"

The old man shook his head again.

"So it must be that children and grandchildren are unfilial?"

Still shake your head.

"Iron-billed psychic" can't even guess, and he is a little panicked. He said a lot of unlucky things in one breath, but the old man shook his head. The "iron-billed psychic" had no choice but to beg the old man to tell me why I wanted to tell my fortune. The old man just told him:

"I got shake head disease three days ago, and I don't know when I can cure it."

This answer is too unexpected! The contrast between guess and truth is too big, and the string of suspense is too tight, but the result is completely another matter. When the truth comes out, humor often comes into being.

A countryman's wife is ill. He hired a doctor from the city to treat his wife.

When he got home, he invited the doctor to the back room and sat outside and waited.

Soon, the doctor leaned out. Q:

"Do you have iron tongs?"

The countryman was very upset, but he found an iron pliers and handed it to the doctor.

After a while, the doctor poked his head out again and asked:

"Do you have tweezers?"

The countryman was very nervous, but he found a pair of tweezers and handed it to the doctor.

After a while, the doctor came out sweating like a pig. He asked again:

"Is there a hammer?"

Frightened, the countryman quickly asked:

"What happened to my wife?"

"I don't know yet," the doctor replied impatiently. "My medicine cabinet hasn't been opened yet!"

I've been worried for a long time, so that's the truth.

At noon, it suddenly rained heavily. Pedestrians were soaked like a drowned rat, hiding in the shops on the street to avoid the rain. Everyone is talking about and cursing the weather. Only a bald gentleman is still happy, even though he is dry all over.

"Sir, you are really an optimist." A woman said to him.

"Yes," the gentleman replied, "I am in the umbrella business."

No wonder so happy.

When our guess fails, we will find ourselves facing an intellectual game. Although we didn't give the correct answer, we were undoubtedly inspired by a kind of wisdom from the truth, and we would smile. In this knowing smile, humor comes into being.

be caught in a trap

Sometimes you will fall into the trap if you are not careful, which is even more embarrassing and ridiculous. Setting traps is also a way to create humor.

Setting traps will also cause the lining to fall off and empty. Here, the trap is often suspense and people's expectation. When we try to solve the suspense and realize the expectation, it is time to step into the trap step by step. When the suspense was lifted and the expectation came, we also fell into the trap.

On the busy street of an American city, there is an advertisement: "Whoever sends me 100 yuan, I will tell him the secret of earning 1000 yuan."

Someone really sent 100, and the reply was to find ten idiots like you!

I see!

It turns out that advertising is temptation, expectation and suspense, but it is also a trap. It lured us to realize our expectations, but as a result, we were cheated. In this deviation between expectation and truth, humor comes into being.

The newsboy shouted, "amazing fraud! The number of deceived people has reached 83! "

A man hurried to buy a newspaper, but it seemed that he couldn't find anything fake.

At this time, the newsboy shouted again: "amazing fraud, the number of people cheated has reached 84!" " "

People usually think along the mindset, and clever newsboys set traps in people's mindset. When we heard the newsboy shouting "amazing fraud!" Sometimes, we think of the news in the newspaper, which is caused by the fixed thinking. As we all know, there is no false news in the newspaper, but selling the newspaper itself is fraud. When we bought the newspaper, we were cheated.

Setting traps makes people degenerate. In a sense, it is not a glorious act. However, if it is because the deceived person sticks to the fixed thinking and goes his own way, it can produce the humorous effect of comedy. When we snicker at other people's stupidity, don't forget ourselves.

Misunderstand the wishes of others

Look at the dialogue between the judge and the thief:

Judge: I hope this is the last time. I don't want to see you here again

Thief: Why, sir, are you going to change careers?

The judge meant to make the thief change his profession, but the thief completely understood it backwards. His question is funny.

Once, when a doctor was treating a child, he wanted to test his knowledge of body organs and pointed to the child's ear and asked, "Is this your nose?"

Hearing this, the child immediately turned to accompany his mother and said, "Mom, let's find another doctor."

The doctor underestimated the child's common sense, but the child misunderstood the doctor's intention and level.

Tom: Mom is so timid!

Father: Why do you think so? Kid.

Tom: She always holds my hand tightly when we cross the street.

A woman and her husband are eating in a restaurant. When she came out after dinner, she found a pair of gloves missing. She asked her husband to wait for a while and hurried back to the table to look for it, first on the table and then under it.

The waiter saw this scene and ran away quickly.

"Excuse me, madam," he said politely. "Your husband is standing at the door."

These are all examples of misunderstanding, which makes people laugh.