If you are in a bad mood, ask for a funny joke. Space is not limited, just for fun.

10) A beautiful male MM accidentally broke her bathing suit when she ran into the swimming pool, and all the boys stared at her after seeing it ... At this time, the beautiful MM walked along the swimming pool and felt different, so she grabbed a sign to cover the key parts ... At this time, the boys laughed! Beautiful MM felt strange, and later found that the sign said "men only", so she quickly changed her face. But when she changed her face, the men laughed louder. The result is ... the sign says "it's two meters deep here"! 1 1) Digging nose excrement (laughing wildly) One day, my son walked up to his father and asked his son, Dad, why are men and women more comfortable? Dad: Think about it. Is it comfortable to dig nose excrement with your fingers or your hands? Son: Then why do they look so miserable when they are X? Dad: If you walk in the street and someone comes to pick your nose, do you feel comfortable? Son: Why doesn't that man like wearing condoms? Dad: Do you like to wear gloves to dig nose excrement? Son: Then why don't women have menstruation? Dad: Do you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed? 12) Female doctor blushed at hearing (classic). Beautiful female doctors are very popular with male patients in hospitals. There are many romantic and rich suitors, but they also encounter a lot of sexual harassment ... One day, after Mr. Chen finished the infertility examination in the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether the sperm count in Mr. Chen's body had decreased. She gave him a small sealed glass jar and told him to take some samples home. The next day, when Mr. Chen came back, the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty. Mr. Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried for a long time with my right hand, but there was no response. I tried with my left hand, but it still didn't work. I asked my wife for help, and she tried it with both hands, which was useless. " I told her to do it with her mouth, but there was nothing I could do. "The female doctor heard flushed. Mr. Chen always said, "It happened that my cousin came to my house to give gifts. She is young and strong, so I asked her for help. She also used her hands first, then her mouth, trying to ............. ""Stop! Stop. The female doctor couldn't help it anymore: "This kind of thing ... you ask your cousin for help ~?" Mr. Chen said, "She is very happy! But I still can't! I just came to see you to see if you could .............. "The female doctor asked angrily," Can you do something? Mr. Chen replied, "Can you open the lid of this glass jar? "! 13) See whose penis is the longest (laughs) One day in an auditorium to see whose penis is long, a person thinks that his penis is long enough to participate in the competition and wants to enter the auditorium, but he is stopped by the old man who is the gatekeeper. The old man asked, young man, what do you want? Young man: I'm here for the competition. The old man said, you can compete with me first. If you are longer than me, you can go in. Otherwise, go home early. At some point, the old man took out his penis from under his trouser leg. The young man turned his head and was about to leave. The old man quickly said to him: Don't worry, don't worry, since you're here, I won't let you come for nothing, let you go in and open your eyes, but you have to sit in the first seat after you go in. The young man quickly agreed: OK. The young man went in and went straight to the first row. He was just about to sit down in the first row when he heard an X in the thirty-third row shouting: Who is this? Who stepped on my X so carelessly? The young man said quickly, sorry, I didn't expect your penis to be so long. 14) How many times did you and your wife come last night? One day, in a bar, there were three men. A said, "My wife and I came here four times last night. In the morning, my wife told me that my husband I love you. "B said," I came here with my wife six times yesterday, and the next morning my wife said that she would never fall in love with anyone else again. Everyone asked C, "How many times did you and your wife come last night?" C said, "Once. Everyone disdainfully asked, "What did your wife say to you that morning?" C said, "honey, shall we have a rest?" 15) The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said: I am a system with the leader. The security guard said: X is also a system with eggs. If X goes in, can eggs go in? 16) An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said,' stay away from death, I don't talk to things that grow on X's face! 17) A female teacher in kindergarten led the students to swim, and an X was accidentally revealed. A student asked, Teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out cruelly and said, thread! The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. Helpless, the little boy took off his pants and said, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want! 19) A nun and a monk live next door. Unable to bear loneliness, they cut a hole in the wall. Every night, the old monk puts X in the hole and says "Sunrise East" and "Sunrise East"! The nun took off her pants and went to X for a while. Over time, the old monk's behavior was seen by the young monk, who also wanted to see what was inside. It happened that one day the old monk wanted to go down the mountain, stay outside for one night, and let the young monk watch the door at home. At night, the young monk, like Master, shouted at the mouth of the cave, "Sunrise in the East", thinking: There is light, how can it be dark? He picked up the candlestick, pulled out the candle, and inserted it into the cave, only to hear a "ah" inside, and there was nothing. The next day, when the old monk came back, he was so lonely that he shouted at the mouth of the cave: "Chaodong" didn't respond, and "Chaodong" didn't respond. He called "Chaodong" again, only to hear a nun say "Lao Li"