Funny jokes of fortune-telling blind people

2, a cowherd club, the rich woman holds a cowherd's face with her hand: Grandpa, smile!

3. A beggar in Lu Yu asked for money, and I said I had no change! The beggar said: it doesn't matter, I can get the change!

4, steamed bread shop, the master did not wash his hands in the toilet, and made steamed bread with noodles. Steamed bread is white and soft, and business is booming.

On Valentine's Day night, a friend went to see a young lady. Miss said: 10 minutes to solve the battle, I want to date my boyfriend!

6. A blind fortune teller came and walked, and suddenly saw him squat down, take out a paper towel and shine his shoes, with a satisfied smile on his face.

7, mistakenly entered a barber shop, teased the shampoo girl with a cold face and refused. After the haircut, I gave 20 yuan change. The shampoo girl admits that she has no change: touch three, keep the change!

8. Go to Jim. Can you go to Show Oil Rob for two?

The dog saw the white rabbit and said I had carrots.

Lu Yu, a beautiful sister, wanted to talk to her, but before she could figure out the incision, the beauty left. Feeling very anxious, she shouted: Beauty in front, you dropped your bra!

9. Two real estate developers took one: one bought a house and sent it to DNA paternity; A family bought a house and sent it to a private detective for investigation.

10, I passed a bungalow in the middle of the night and heard the sound of making love inside. The prank shouted outside: Pink Empress, alas, alas! The people inside are not to be outdone: pirate captain, make love!

1 1. What a lively night market. The barbecue is ringing, and the smell of incense is very strong ... Suddenly there was a scream from the city management, and the night market suddenly disappeared.

12, my friend is in KTV, and I am guessing with a sister. She lost seven times in a row and was drunk! Ask to change the play, guess the color of her bra, and propose three colors to choose from. My friend chose one with a 33.33% chance. I saw my sister smile: you lost! I didn't wear a bra, and ... I really regret not going

13, having a hot pot buffet, my friend was greedy, and there were a lot of hot dishes left after eating. The boss pointed to the signboard: 500g left at the bottom of the pot, plus 15 yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you 5 yuan after eating!

14, those who met the permit were forced to apply. I said, I want to get a corn cutting license, do you have it? He paused and said, I have no fucking certificate that I can't do! Asked me to leave my phone number. I did, and the next day, I really called. It looks just like the Internet! I gave a thumbs up: cow! The applicant said: in our line of work, we must have professional ethics!

15, a friend joked with a sister in the private room and said, I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

16, a young woman was robbed and chased the gangster without help. The woman shouted: grab the BT man in front, he grabbed nothing but my underwear! After that, several large groups of men stood out and saw the rugged road.

17, at night, my friend came home at night and met a prostitute standing in the street. The prostitute lifted her skirt and said, handsome boy, I'm not wearing underwear! The friend said: beauty, people don't have penises!

18, a fairy who claimed that cancer, syphilis and sexually transmitted diseases could be cured by medicine, caught a cold this day, went to a small clinic to have an infusion bag or bottle, and lost fake water, but died.

19, a beautiful woman, grinning, with pepper skin between her teeth. ...

A beautiful woman with a big grin and curly hair between her teeth. ...

20. Passing by a grocery store, I saw the boss shouting: Stop hoarding goods and collect money from the CSRC, please help!

2 1, brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes, so we often see people without arms and legs in the street, and rarely see naked people!

22. I watched a movie that I didn't understand, looked around and found that others were absorbed and intoxicated, and suddenly understood what loneliness was.

23. Love experience tells me that you can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient, but if you are slow, tofu must be eaten by others!

24. A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!