Guofeng fortune-telling scene _ Guofeng fortune-telling scene picture

First act

Time: a.m.

Venue: Palace (interspersed with other scenes through memories)

Characters: Liu Chan (crossing), Zhuge Liang (scene backtracking), street fortune teller (scene backtracking).

Liu Chan: (heart) My name is Liu Chan. People usually call me Adou. He can't help. What do you mean I can't help? Nobody can help me at all!

Recalling his childhood, Liu Chan accidentally fell down.

Zhuge Liang: No help! You are destined to be king. You must get up from where you fell, and no one will help you!

Liu Chan: (confidentially) Obviously, you told them not to help!

Turning back to the palace, Liu Chan sighed, propped his chin in his left hand and recalled the scene before crossing the river.

Liu Chan: Actually, I don't belong to this era. I come from a good place where all kinds of drugs are invulnerable, fairy fog is pervasive and flowers are blooming. At that time, I was a talented person with a successful career and lofty aspirations, without feudal superstition, and I was not a useless emperor. (When talking, the scene changes, all kinds of poisons can be matched with spicy strips, dirty production factories, fairy fog filled with smoke, flowers and flowers, and exposed girls ...)

Switch to the modern scene, Liu Chan is walking in the street in modern clothes, very * * * diaosi, very down and out, in sharp contrast to what he said about young talents.

Fortune teller: Young man, I think your Tang Yin is black and angry. You must not have slept well last night. Do you want me to help you calculate a divination and measure your future?

Liu Chan: I am a persistent teenager with ideals, ambitions and beliefs. You'd better give up!

Fortune teller: No charge.

Liu Chan sat down and asked her husband to tell her fortune.

Fortune teller: Your life is very strange. In the first half of my life, I was down and out, and in the second half, I was rich and distinguished, looking like an emperor! Rare, rare!

Liu Chan's expression is very dull. He thinks the old man is fooling himself.

Fortune-teller: I have a copy of The Emperor's Self-cultivation here. Since I am predestined friends with you, I will sell it to you for ten dollars, and others will not give it to me.

Liu Chan got up to leave.

Fortune teller: You can look at it first and buy it when you are satisfied. Free trial.

Liu Chan sat down, turned a page and drew a cross.

Fortune teller's voice: Remember, when you change the fate of the possessed person, you can change your own destiny!

Back to the palace, memories are over.

Liu Chan: (heart) My name is Liu Chan. I want to change my destiny. I don't want to be an unhelpful person!

Act ii

Time: a.m.

Venue: Imperial Palace

Characters: Liu Chan, Wang Wei (Commander of Imperial Army in Ouchi)

Wang Wei: (heart) My name is Wang Wei, and I am the commander-in-chief of the imperial army in Ouchi. Today, useless Dou asked me to come over for a meeting. I don't know why.

Liu Chan: Wang Wei, I have always admired you. You're great. You won my heart. I've decided to promote you to the third level as long as you promise to do one thing for me!

Wang Wei: (heart) Gee, you have some skills. You have been promoted to my position.

Wang Wei: Thank you for your promotion. I don't know what your majesty has ordered, but I will certainly do it.

Liu Chan: (heart) I really didn't read it wrong. He is the most important piece in my hand. Ha ha ha ha! Wait, don't get carried away.

Liu Chan: Tomorrow, you will lead all imperial guards to ambush in the main hall and obey my orders. Then you will understand!

Wang Wei: But your Majesty, I can't mobilize the imperial army.

Liu Chan: Nani! ? Aren't you the commander of the empire?

Wang Wei: yes, your majesty, but the transfer of the imperial army requires the tiger symbol of the prime minister, so ...

Liu Chan: (thinking) God, what an insidious Prime Minister. I thought of controlling the imperial army with such a high IQ with a roller!

Wang Wei: But your Majesty can personally mobilize the imperial army.

Liu Chan: What! You can't. How could I?

Wang Wei: You are your majesty, and the imperial army is in your family's charge. You can play whatever you want. This is also specially ordered by the Prime Minister.

Liu Chan: (heart) Ha ha ha ha! My dad is so secretive, I didn't think I would have this trick!

Liu Chan: Then tell me to call one hundred of the bravest imperial guards to the temple tomorrow.

Wang Wei: I can't come, your majesty.

Liu Chan: Why? ?

Wang Wei: According to the training method of the Prime Minister, your Majesty can only mobilize one imperial guard for each promotion. At your present level, you cannot mobilize 100 people.

Liu Chan: (heart) Is that all right?

Liu Chan: How many people can I transfer?

Wang Wei: Five people.

Liu Chan: What! I'm only level five?

Wang Wei: Strictly speaking, Your Majesty is Grade 4. He was originally possessed by one person.

Liu Chan vomited blood: What a cruel Prime Minister!

Act iii

Time: a.m.

Location: bedroom

People: Liu Chan, Huang Hao (eunuch in charge of Ouchi)

Huang Hao: (Xin Yu) My name is Huang Hao, and I am the eunuch in charge of your Majesty's diet and daily life. Today, your majesty looked at me very gently and squeezed my hand with great care. It seems that he endured for a long time before he spoke.

Huang Hao: Your Majesty doesn't have to say anything, I understand!

Liu Chan: Do you understand?

Huang Hao: Yes, I understand.

Liu Chan: You really understand! ?

Huang Hao: It's hard for your majesty to say such a thing. I will sacrifice myself to fulfill your majesty's mission. I only hope your majesty can remember my kindness!

Liu Chan: (heart-to-heart) He understood what I meant before I could speak. What a eunuch! Don't worry, when you die, I will erect a monument in front of your grave and write "a good eunuch" by myself, so that you can honor your ancestors and make future generations proud. Forget the afterlife.

Liu Chan: Just a moment, Ai Qing. I'll get you the tools.

Huang Hao: No need, Your Majesty. I have it with me.

Liu Chan: Oh? Do you bring your own tools?

Huang Hao cheerfully took out a box of soap. Liu Chan face a heavy, depressed, crazy flat with Hao Hao.

Liu Chan: I told you to fucking assassinate the Prime Minister in the temple. * * * Give me a box of soap! A box of soap! Soap!

Huang Hao: Your Majesty, even if you lend me a hundred courage, I dare not assassinate the Prime Minister! Seeing that the prime minister's legs are weak, I can't help but want to kneel down. Your majesty should find someone else! The Amao family next door kills pigs, and the Li family next door works while the iron is hot. Both of them are more capable than me!

Liu Chan: Is * * * still a man? Huh? Huh? Huh? (Hit Huang Hao in the face)

Huang Hao: Your Majesty, I am not human.

Liu Chan's eyes were solemn: blood is thicker than water. It seems that this is the only way!

Act IV

Time: a.m.

Venue: Queen Mother's Bedroom

Characters: Liu Chan, Maid A, Maid B, Empress Dowager, Zhuge Liang.

Liu Chan: Mom!

Maid-in-waiting A: Your Majesty, stop!

Liu Chan: What, how dare you stop a king of a country?

Maid-in-waiting A: Hum, the king of a country?

Liu Chan: (heart) What kind of eyes are you looking at? So cold and contemptuous, you are just a maid-in-waiting. Do you think you are a fairy? Chang 'e didn't drag so much!

Maid-in-waiting B: Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has a distinguished guest. She told me not to see anyone. Please forgive me. We are just working and don't want to lose our jobs.

Liu Chan: Working for your sister! Am I an ordinary person? I am the queen mother's own son! Who can be more expensive than me?

Maid-in-waiting B: Your Majesty, this is ... the Prime Minister Zhuge.

Liu Chan: (heart) Nima, he beat us to it!

Empress Dowager: Who is making noise outside? I'm talking to the Prime Minister.

Maid-in-waiting A: Your Majesty, Empress Dowager. He insisted on seeing you.

Empress Dowager: Since you are a Zen master, let him in. We are talking about him.

Liu Chan: (heart) Sure enough, my mother came to me!

Maid-in-waiting A: (contemptuously) Please!

Liu Chan: (heart) What is your tone? Be careful that I treat you like a concubine and torture you every night! Forget it, just put up with it.

Empress Dowager: Ha ha ha. The prime minister's words went to my heart. For so many years, only the Prime Minister knows my heart.

Zhuge Liang: The Queen Mother flattered me, and Kong Ming was guilty.

Empress Dowager Cixi: Well, they are all members of our own family. What is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine. What are you ashamed of? Zen is also your son!

Liu Chan knelt before Zhuge Liang.

Liu Chan: (heart-to-heart) I didn't expect even my mother to be wooed by the Prime Minister, and I didn't expect even my legs to be bought by the Prime Minister. I can't help it!

Empress Dowager Cixi: Zen son, why did you do this gift?

Liu Chan: Mom, when I saw my father, I thought of my father, so I couldn't help it.

Empress Dowager: What a good boy. Get up. It's good that you can understand the prime minister's pains.

Liu Chan: (heart) This is the last chance. I must expose your treacherous face in front of my mother!

Liu Chan: My father worked hard and made great contributions to Shu, so I don't know. In a blink of an eye, my father is old and my son is eighteen. I really want to share the burden for my father.

Liu Chan: (Heart) Do you work hard? You monopolize power. You deserve it!

Zhuge Liang: Zen is thoughtful. I have been working at my desk for a long time recently, and my neck hurts. Give me a pinch.

Liu Chan: Nani! ?

Empress Dowager Cixi: Yes, yes, Zen is eighteen. He should have some strength. Give the prime minister some color to see see.

Liu Chan: (heart) Am I your own? You didn't send it on the phone, did you?

Liu Chan had no choice but to help Zhuge Liang pinch his shoulders.

Liu Chan: Are you feeling all right?

Zhuge Liang: Not bad.

Liu Chan: How much does it weigh?

Zhuge Liang: Just right.

Liu Chan: (heart to heart) How can I be elated and helpful because of a few compliments from a traitor! No, we must make up our minds to get rid of this thief!

Liu Chan: What has Xiangfu been up to recently, so hard?

Zhuge Liang: Recently, the Eighth Route Army of Wei besieged Shu, and the situation was critical. I had to stay up late to work overtime!

Liu Chan: Hum, you are alarmist. Shu can't play without you! If there is, it is better to accompany him to the end, weaken the position of the prime minister in the eyes of the mother, and then get rid of him.

Liu Chan: Master Xiang, don't panic. There is general Zhao Yun in Shu, who dares to attack?

Zhuge Liang: Zhao Yun died last year.

Liu Chan: It doesn't matter. We also have a staunch ally, Wu Guo, who dare not be presumptuous.

Zhuge Liang: Wu was the Eighth Route Army invited by Wei. These incorrigible little people have already torn up their Covenant with us and have not even paid the liquidated damages.

Liu Chan: Never mind, let me think! Aha, Wei Taishou Sima Yi was ordered to retire last year. Without Sima Yi, Wei Jun is simply a rabble!

Zhuge Liang: Sima Yi just came back in March this year.

Liu Chan: (Heart) Holy shit! When did these damn news come? Why didn't anyone inform me?

Empress Dowager Cixi: Zen son, look how hard the Prime Minister has worked. Without the Prime Minister, our country of Shu would have perished long ago. Because of the Prime Minister, you, my orphans and widows, can live to this day. Even if you let the Prime Minister be the Emperor of Shu, there is nothing wrong with it. You are an adult of 18. Help the prime minister share more and get a pedicure.

Liu Chan: (Xin Yu) Alas ... it seems that I can't expect my mother to be brainwashed by her father. But I can't count on my mother. Who can I rely on? alas ......

Act v

Time: evening

Venue: Prime Minister's Office

Characters: Wei Gu and Zhuge Liang.

Wei Gu held Zhuge Liang's neck with his sword.

Wei Gu: (Xinyu) My name is Wei Gu, which was given by the system. I followed him everywhere when he was in the first grade. Now that he has been promoted to level 4, he has never turned a blind eye to me again. But I don't give up, I am still loyal, and the mission entrusted to me by the system is to obey your majesty. I haven't forgotten for so many years! For your majesty's sake, I will do it even if I sacrifice my life!

Zhuge Liang: He sent you?

Wei Gu: Yes.

Zhuge Liang: Is he so confident?

Wei Gu: He has no confidence at all. He was about to collapse, so he called me here.

Zhuge Liang: After all this, he should have matured a lot, and you will live up to your mission.

Wei Gu: How do you know my mission?

Zhuge Liang: Because I wrote your mission.

Wei Gu: You are the system! ?

Zhuge Liang: Afraid? Kill this system and you will destroy everything. But you have to kill me, because this is your mission.

Wei Gu: You're right. I can ruin everything for that man. He will mature and become an indomitable person.

Zhuge Liang: Yes.

Can you flash back to the moment when Zhuge Liang secretly loved Liu Chan and helped Liu Chan? It was a sensation. ...

Wei Gu killed Zhuge Liang.

Act VI

Time: a few years later

Venue: Wei Palace

People: Liu Chan, Si Mazhao

Liu Chan: (Heart) My name is Liu Chan. I got rid of Zhuge Liang, a powerful minister, but I still can't change my destiny. On the contrary, Shu perished faster. (This can increase Liu Chan's maladjustment after Zhuge Liang's death. )

Si Mazhao: So you don't miss Shu at all?

Liu Chan: (heart to heart) In order to save my life, I tried countless ways to find out how resourceful Liu Chan was at that time, and his method was the best way to save me.

Liu Chan: It is very happy here. I miss Uncle Mao.

Si Mazhao: Ha ha ha ha! Good, very good! I'll be a happy man for you, so you can stay in Luoyang.

Act VII

Time: a.m.

Location: On the street.

Character: Liu Chan, fortune teller.

Fortune teller: Hey hey, young man, you have been staring at this page for half an hour. Can you read or not? Don't influence me to attract other guests!

Liu Chan: How much is your book?

Fortune teller: I told you, ten dollars, no bargaining, no credit.

Liu Chan: I'll take it.

Fortune teller: the young man has a future!

Liu Chan: My name is Liu Chan. I am a persistent teenager with ideals, ambitions and beliefs. I can't change the fate of Liu Chan. I can still change Liu Bei, hehe!

End!

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