Funny classic four sentences (incisive and interesting)

1, selling cute.

2. Crush your heart.

3, spicy strips germinate.

4. Meng Mianxia.

5. Don't steal relatives.

6, hand-held chest device.

7. president of spicy strips.

8. Zhu Meng has arrived.

9. Princess Jiao Jiao.

10, umbrella fish.

1 1, there is a god.

There are no eggs.

13, destroyed by an egg.

14, Meichuan cool purple.

15, spicy aunt.

I am super cute.

17, the lover is not full.

18, small is not serious.

19, huahua tough guy.

20. Young seedlings depend on people.

2 1, miss spicy strips.

22. touch the fortune.

23, anoxic fish.

Thanks to you.

25. Run wild with wine.

26. There is no happiness in losing weight.

27, the boss embryo.

28, the proud goddess.

29, crayon pig.

30, mentally retarded for many years.

Funny classic sentence recommendation

1, twisted melon is not sweet, but it doesn't matter if I touch some sauce.

If I am not handsome, how can I stand those people who secretly love me?

3, obviously looks very reassuring, but is always suspected of puppy love by parents.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi, how can I forget you?

6. Although I don't have a trip to go, I have a body that says I am fat!

7. I am a simple-minded person. I just want to marry a rich woman who is terminally ill and live a plain life.

8. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

9. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

10, don't panic if life is not satisfactory. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

1 1, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

12, I don't believe it. I only believe that a drop will last for three seconds and never separate.

13, you are not an idiot, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?

14, you always dislike that some people are lazy, as if you can achieve great things by hard work.

15, I would rather believe in ghosts than your stupid mouth.

16, the second cup was half price, but no one came.

17, computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework.

18, don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people spend a lot of money to make exquisite princess rolls, but they look like Newton instead of a princess.

19. Today, I suddenly found that junior high school love died of changing seats, senior high school died of placement, and college died of graduation, but I am not. Up to now, I have no face to fall in love and die of looks.

20. If you like someone very much, just let him go. If he comes back, it means that this thing is not needed!

2 1, people are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

22. It's really too hot. I want to find someone to have a cold war for a few days.

23, people are iron, rice is steel, eating goods is not as good as stupid goods.

24. Whoever lets me be a spare tire, I will let him have a flat tire.

God, if you can't make me thin, make my friend fat!

26. If you can't tolerate me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

27. Learning is my wife and my mobile phone is my concubine. I miss my concubine when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty when I am with my wife. I am not a qualified husband.

28. If you have a dream, you must stick to it. When the alarm clock rings, you must get up and turn it off. Go to the bathroom and come back to sleep.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance, and I am clean and upright.

30. In the final analysis, women are still emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

3 1, I killed five mosquitoes, and four of them had their period.

32, I hope to get a heart, so I won't be blind again!

I can't bear to let you go like this, so I have to beat you up first.

34. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it still looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.

35. The road is far and the water is far. I helped you to the wall, but you still fell.

36. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

37. I really envy those people who have the body like a monkey but the appetite like a pig.

38. If one day you die, you must die in disgrace.

Talking to the person you like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

40. Before the summer vacation, I vowed to lose weight. After the summer vacation, I have gained weight instead of losing weight!

4 1. It is a surprise to be spoiled by someone, and it is an ability to spoil yourself. I hope you have the ability and surprise for the rest of your life.

42. The application enters your heart, and I'll knock at the door.

43. I'm afraid I can't pay the rent if I don't work hard.

44. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

45. If you don't show your teacher something during the exam, he really thinks he teaches well!

46. The three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you. Only you were awake when you checked out.

47. There is no fire in simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific.

48. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

49. When I met him, the whole person changed. I couldn't get two bullets in my face.

50. My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

5 1, I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the excrement in your eyes yesterday.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me now, I'll ask my son to pick up your daughter in the future!

53. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran to the boy and said, Brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.