Ma's cross talk means that you put in good words one by one and give them to Grandpa Vulcan whether you want money or not.

This is jiaozi of Ma Lisan, and the following is the full text ~

They asked me to say something. Recently ... I am very happy to hear that, because I love jiaozi. When it comes to jiaozi, I get greedy. "Not as good as jiaozi" and "not as good as hanging upside down". Eating jiaozi doesn't count now. We live a wonderful life. Now we live in a beautiful family. Eating jiaozi generally doesn't count. Eat Bao jiaozi on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month? Junior high school fifteen. On Sunday, I have a holiday, I don't go to work, and my children don't go to school. Let's take good care of jiaozi, as is often the case. Right? When it's rainy and cloudy, I don't go out, so I can take care of jiaozi. Well, soup with stuffing and sparse dry food will be available. How nice it is to eat jiaozi. Eating Bao jiaozi is so useful that you can eat it at any time. You can also eat Bao jiaozi on your birthday. Birthday, before birthday ... born! This gave birth to, alas, Bao jiaozi. Jiaozi, this is ... so useful. Marrying a wife also includes jiaozi, and cooking jiaozi for the bride. The bride and groom, after worshipping heaven and earth, go into the bridal chamber and cook jiaozi. This jiaozi should not be overcooked. Hey, medium rare, not very well. Take it inside. Let the bride taste it, the bride taste it, eat it ... and then shout out "How about it? Are you born? " This daughter-in-law: "Health!" Is it undercooked? "raw, raw." Is it rare? "Life", my mother-in-law and father-in-law look, oh, happy. I will have a great-grandson or great-granddaughter in the future, and I will have a (dei3) baby. Ah, I am very happy. This is ... this is such a "mom theory"! Ah. Do you think that when I marry a daughter-in-law, when I am in my twenties, I will cook jiaozi and make jiaozi? My father made it, because I didn't have my mother when I was three years old, and my mother died early. My father ... chefs are busy with jiaozi. It's a mess. It's boiled in jiaozi ... Forget it. jiaozi forgot it. Bring it up, take it home, and let my wife and I taste it together. After tasting it, he shouted, "were you born?" Are you born or not? " Hi, my wife doesn't talk, and my wife says from the heart, "All stay behind (lao4)." Here we go. It's all a piece of soup. Drink, even the soup.

Do you want to eat jiaozi for the Spring Festival? "On the first day, the zygote turns on the third day, and on the fourth day, what scrambled eggs?" Actually, we don't fire jiaozi, jiaozi or jiaozi on the fifth day. On the fifth day, we just can't eat leftovers. Now we wrap them, now we pinch them. When I was a kid, jiaozi wasn't here now. We often eat jiaozi. Young in his twenties. At that time, our family seldom ate jiaozi. Well, usually ... We don't eat Bao jiaozi sometimes next year. Next year is noodle soup, noodles, and we won't eat jiaozi. People stay up all night, but we don't. We came as soon as we went to bed. At 30 o'clock in the evening, people were still shouting, so we stopped shouting. Neighborhood also shouted, 30 in the evening, "New Year! Rich! XXXX, Qing Ji! " Everyone has to shout it out, everyone in the neighborhood has to shout it out. On the fifth day, the fifth day, I asked Jiaozi to pinch the villain's mouth, and I also shouted, "Pinch the villain's mouth! Pinch the villain, pinch the villain's mouth! " We don't have this rule. At that time, we lived in a painting, and people would shout out, "Today is the fifth day! Liu Xiaoer! " In the neighborhood, people have Aunt Liu, that's Grandma Dong, two families in the neighborhood, even my three families. "Aunt Liu, pinch the mouth of the villain!" While we are here, let's listen to their opinions and see if we are. . I ah! . . . I see. I was allowed. I am a villain. ...

At that time, Dahe was only five years old-Dahe was Ma Zhiming ... At that time, Dahe was five years old and told me:

"The somebody else all pinch SIMS ..."

I said, "Never mind others, we have no villains, we have no villains!" But the people we know are ordinary people, and the people we know are ordinary people! Not a villain! "

(Xuedahe): "Everyone includes jiaozi ... Everyone includes jiaozi ..."

"I also package jiaozi, so do I."

My wife: "Bao Jiaozi, do you have any money? Are you going to buy mutton? "

I said, "Don't buy mutton, I am a vegetarian. You cut some cabbage. Do you still have vermicelli at home? " Make some vermicelli. "

(learning from his wife): "OK, where are the noodles? What about noodles? "

I said, "Don't we have half a bag of noodles?"

(Like a wife): "That flour stick. Can you buy a loaf of bread? What about white flour?

Don't! "

"I ah, I ah credit, credit, two credit ... I went to a few jins of noodles on credit. There is a rice noodle shop in Hutongkou. It's Wang Zhanggui's with pockmarked face. People often greet each other when they meet. On this New Year's Eve, they will give me a white ... go ... thanks to two people ... several kilograms of noodles. Definitely not thin. "

(Learn from your wife): "Just go."

I said, "Take the pocket." Take my pocket and I'll leave. I will go to the noodle restaurant.

"Ah, Wang Zhanggui! I wish you a happy new year! "

..... later. Later, later, the same, the fifth day, the fifth day is not too late!

"good! I wish you great wealth, prosperous business, prosperous business, extensive financial resources and prosperous business. "

Find a place to sit down, or even stand still. ...

(shopkeeper Wang Xue): "Don't talk nonsense, buy it? Buy it. speak Buy stick rice and stick noodles? "

I said, "White, white flour, white flour ..."

(Owner Wang Xue): "How much is it?"

"No, no ... I won't buy it. You can credit me, credit me, credit me a few Jin, credit me a few Jin of white flour, and I will send you money after the beginning of this month ... the seventh and eighth days. "

(Shopkeeper Wang Xue): "No! No credit, no credit! "

I said, "don't introduce yourself, you are doing something big ... how about this?" I'll read you auspicious songs ... "

As soon as I stood at the door,

(Singing) "New year, new January, new year, bonus couples are plastered all over the door, and the god of wealth comes to treasure. I walked in with a gold ingot. One was gold, two were silver, three were cash cows, and four were cornucopia, which was full of golden flowers. The first one is wealth! ~ rich, boss!

I said, "What about Wang Zhanggui? How about giving me a few pounds of white flour on credit? "

(Shopkeeper Wang Xue): "No credit!"

I said, "Counter, don't say I'm on credit. I'll give you money in two days, and I'll read this happy song. You gave me two Jin of noodles for nothing. Is it worth it? "

(Owner Wang Xue): "No, no,no."

"Let me read it to you? Read some more to you. "

(Singing) "Oh ~ When you enter the door, you look up and see the three immortals in the air, that is, you can increase your happiness and longevity. Liu Haier was originally an overseas fairy. Immortals don't die in the world, but send people to send good words, and good words are sent to the treasure number, which will be rich for thousands of years! Get rich, manned! "

(Owner Wang Xue): "... No credit! "

I said, "Boss, boss, don't you pity the poor?"

(Owner Wang Xue): "What a pity!"

I said, "Are you so cruel?"

(Owner Wang Xue): "It's cruel."

I said, "... if I don't give it, I will still study. I'm not leaving if I block your door. I will still study! "

The shopkeeper said, "read it!" Read it! The more you read, the more auspicious you are. "

I said, "Boss, stop watching unhappy songs!" " . . . I explained that it was not my fault. I'll read it again at the funeral. I-I'll give you something to add. "

(Shopkeeper Wang Xue): "How dare you!"

I said to myself, anyway, if he doesn't give me face, I will read him a funeral song, I will give him a gift, and I will read him a funeral song, no matter what bad luck comes, okay!

(Singing) "Oh ~ I was depressed when I came in. Sang men and women pay more on both sides. The shopkeeper suffers from plague for a while and burps for a while (it is said to be esophageal cancer). Look at it positively and understand it (bo2). In the air, there are five halls of Yamaraja, standing on both sides of the bull's head and the horse's face, followed by the monks. If you don't give me white flour, your house will catch fire soon! ..... unlucky manned! Bad luck, big boss ..... I send you Vulcan! "

The shopkeeper said, "I'll give you white flour!" I'll give it to you, give it to you!