Yellow skin fortune telling _ Why is yellow skin fortune telling so accurate?

The Eight Immortals is the wife of He You, a bricklayer in the village. He You has seven brothers and comes from a poor family. Except for the eldest brother, He Shuang, who married a dumb daughter-in-law, all the other brothers were running errands. He You is the youngest in the family. The villagers always make fun of him and his dumb sister-in-law and ask him if he ate the dumb sister-in-law's milk. He You is an honest man. Every time someone asks him, he blushes and picks up half a brick to cut ("hit") others. He threw the brick away as soon as he saw the man begging for mercy.

He You later went out with an old bricklayer in the village to build for two years, learned the bricklayer's craft and earned some money. When he came back, he married a girl from an old family in a neighboring village, that is, the Eight Immortals. Aunt Eight Immortals didn't have such a nickname at first, until less than three months after she was married to CSI. After that incident, everyone gave her this arrogant nickname.

The Eight Immortals are not tall and most of them are ill. If the average girl doesn't like to marry a family like He You, six uncles and five girls are all running around, and there is a dumb sister-in-law with some mental defects. When she first got married, the Eight Immortals were very diligent. She cooked and washed clothes at home.

One day, I went to the firewood pile in the backyard to hold firewood, and suddenly I fell to the ground and twitched, foaming at the mouth and my mouth was crooked. The family found a doctor to cure them, but they still have occasional seizures. Strange to say, whenever the Eight Immortals get sick, as long as the Third Young Master is present, she will immediately return to normal. As a result, Sanye became the most popular person in the CSI family. Whenever the Eight Immortals get sick, he will come to Third Master.

It's just a twitch. It's okay. Since she got this disease, the Eight Immortals are not as diligent as before, and sometimes she is still delirious. She cried and laughed for a while, and everyone said that she was the dry sister of the Seven Fairies and the dry girl of the Jade Emperor. The most surprising thing is that she picks up those fresh chicken droppings everywhere to eat. Because of this, He You often tied his daughter-in-law to his window frame with hemp rope. But this is not a long-term solution. Later, outsiders advised him that the Eight Immortals must have aimed at some fairy monsters, and it was best to find a Yin and Yang teacher to see. You have no choice but to accept everyone's opinions.

A few days later, He You found a Mr. Yin and Yang from nowhere. The biggest feature of this Yin-Yang teacher is that he has two big dark circles under his eyes. In addition, this person is fat and looks like a panda. This person claims that Heifeng is too old, and he can subdue demons and catch monsters. Talk endlessly, a set of a set.

After coming, I first learned about what happened with He You, and then turned around the firewood pile of He You's house several times, without saying anything, and entered the house. Aunt Eight Immortals is being tied to the window frame by He You. When she saw the black wind coming into the room, her eyes were wide open, she was panting and her face was ferocious. She cursed, "who are you, you dare to deal with me? I am the godson of the Seven Immortals and the goddaughter of the Jade Emperor, "she added." There are 500 magic generals in my backyard, which makes me very angry with you. " Everyone present was frightened.

Besides, this black wind is really unambiguous, mumbling with your eyes closed. Suddenly, he opened his eyes, looked into the yard and said to him, "There is a tall man in a leather hat in the yard. This man is a man who has just arrived in the sun. I can't cast spells with him. Ask him to leave. " The yard is surrounded by many people who come to watch the fun. He You went out and saw Third Master standing in a corner of the yard wearing a fur hat. Hurriedly walked over and relayed the words of Heifeng Tai Sui. Hearing this, Third Master had to turn around and leave.

As soon as the third master left, Heifeng began to cast spells in his traditional age. He first took a sip of water and sprayed it on the face of the Eight Immortals. Then he lit a piece of paper and threw it into the air. Then he took a fish of yin and yang out of his pocket and put it in the middle of the house. He held the tactic in his hand and recited the spell, while walking back and forth three times around the fish of Yin and Yang. When the Eight Immortals saw this, they struggled even harder, their faces became more ferocious, their saliva flowed more than a foot, and they let out a creepy howl. Those who were watching in the yard, when they saw this battle, all the cowards turned around and went home, afraid to watch any more.

After more than an hour, the Eight Immortals finally stopped and sat on the edge of the kang with glassy eyes. Look at Heifeng Tai Sui. Stop here, sit in a chair, panting, sweat running down his forehead and neck. Originally, two big dark circles were darker than before, and I coughed twice from time to time. He You hurriedly handed me a wet towel and a glass of water to wipe his sweat.

Heifeng tai sui drank saliva, closed his eyes and had a rest, then opened his eyes. He said to He You, "How many years have your firewood been here?" He Yu quickly replied: "Long time no see. As long as I can remember, the firewood at home has been piled up here, pressing year after year. " "That's it. To tell the truth, this woodpile is also called Jiegu Mountain. There was an enlightened yellow leather named Huang San Niang, who claimed to be the godmother of the Seven Fairys and the goddaughter of the Jade Emperor. Your daughter-in-law often carries firewood, and Huang San Niang worried that she would tear down this bone mountain, so she fucked her, but it didn't hurt her. As long as you collect firewood moderately in the future, you will be fine. "

At this point, Heifeng Tai-sui took another sip of water, and then said, "To tell you the truth, this Huang San Niang is above me, and I can't surrender her, just help you adjust it. That's it. I also lost a lot of real power. I didn't ask you for money. Remember, give me a place in this inner room and write my name on it. Heifeng Tai sui Xiong Taiping is on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. Say that finish, got up and said "I'm leaving", then drifted away. Since then, the Eight Immortals have recovered from illness, and no one has ever seen this Mr. Yin and Yang again.

Aunt Eight Immortals is good, but since then, she has claimed that she can communicate with immortals and invite Liutong to be magical. She always said that she was the goddaughter of the Seven Immortals and the goddaughter of the Jade Emperor. Don't tell me that people from Shili Village really came to see her and asked her to treat them to get rid of a disaster. In the long run, people will have the nickname "Eight Immortals".

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