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Humorous sentences that have been waiting for the typhoon for a long time [recommended]

You said you would protect me, but you gave me all the big storms that followed.

After the typhoon, all the trees were bald. Xiao Zhang's raincoat is mixed with mud, leaves, garbage and flying insects. The ground is covered with broken trees. Every traffic light on the road has its own ideas. What a sad day?

The typhoon has messed up my state recently.

4. The weather is really nice today. It is raining again. The sun came out again. Typhoon again.

5. Affected by the typhoon, the waterlogging is serious and it needs emergency rescue. May you be safe!

There are many things I can't do, such as typhoon and tsunami, the end of the world, life and death, and the National Day monthly exam.

7. There are storms and strong winds, and everything is rolled up to the same height as the sky, and then flies in the air.

8. Hello! Due to the typhoon, according to the notice of Education Bureau #, the school will be closed for one day tomorrow (10.8).

9. Typhoon, more. Thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

10. The sidewalk after the typhoon has unique scenery.

1 1. I was awakened by the strong wind in the middle of the night, so that I woke up this morning worrying about whether I would be blown away when I went out.

12. I heard that the typhoon is coming again. Can you blow people away? I really hope to visit Mars.

13. Thanks to the typhoon for blowing the paper away.

14. After the typhoon, the sky in Wan Li, Wan Li, is cloudless and blue!

15. The typhoon came well, and I took five days off in a row.

16. Even if the typhoon turns the city upside down, I will go back to school the day after tomorrow.

17. The wind is like a drunk, wrapped in snow particles, bumping east and west.

18. The typhoon is coming. Take your clothes and close the window! ! ! !

19. After the typhoon, this morning, Peng, a policeman from Huakou community of the police station, organized security team members to clean up the road.

20. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

A humorous sentence that has been waiting for a typhoon for a long time

2 1. Typhoon, heavy rain, very boring ...

Feeling a touch of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

23. The typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion trying to swallow a person.

24. Touch the breath and heartbeat of everything. Everything touches the breath and heartbeat of the wind. Feathers blown off by the wind are caught by the earth. Ants carry the footprints of the wind. The back of the wind is the dream of the gods. The sadness of the wind is opened by the moon.

I just like you. Even if the typhoon comes, I will worry that you are not in a hurry to deliver the meal after eating, even if you are not moved.

26. The wind blows from the fields, carrying countless wind instruments, making purrs, silences and hisses.

27. The mess after the last typhoon is still recovering. Typhoons and rainstorms are really terrible. I sincerely hope it will be sunny every day. After dinner, I can stroll around the old streets and listen to concerts. Feeling is the best life.

28. Because of the typhoon, hard-working farmers expect mature rice, fruits and vegetables to be hit by the typhoon. We had a holiday, but what did they lose! ! !

29. The strongest typhoon this year, Tiantu, will attack the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will bring serious damage to this area! You must take precautions! And don't take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! End the seaside tour immediately!

30. Why hasn't the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.

3 1. There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

32. After the typhoon, I changed my face many times a day, sometimes it was sunny, and then it was heavy rain.

33. Every time I cook on the balcony, I always observe the outside and am always afraid of danger. There seems to be!

34. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful ~

35. It's an honor to meet you. Sunflower boy who loves to be cheerful, teenager with big eyes and deep smile, calm and high-quality typhoon idol.

As the typhoon approached, gray clouds floated up from all directions, covering the last bright sky.

37. Mama of, military training is coming, asking for typhoons, earthquakes, rainstorms, hail, snowstorms,,,

38. Come to the typhoon, so you can have an extra day.

39. Although the morning was as usual, it was overcast, adding a little tension. After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear.

Brothers and sisters of Personality Network, let's raise our glasses to celebrate the typhoon in Japan! Let the typhoon come more violently!

Talk about Typhoon Humor WeChat

First, when everyone is in trouble, my money is not blown by the strong wind. Don't let anyone borrow money from me again. You're even more embarrassed to embarrass me if you want money back. If money is involved, it will hurt feelings. As long as you are generous to me, I am definitely more open than you. Everyone encourages.

Second, the typhoon is coming, and I will stop work for one day. I thought a typhoon was coming last night, so I was ready to wait. One night passed, and it was only rainy and windy in the morning. It turns out that the typhoon and Dongguan came to Zhongshan with the edge ball, but fortunately they lived a bad life, playing cards and sleeping, and eating a pork chop steamed stuffed bun. End ~

It was windy on Sunday night, so I didn't sleep well all night. I get up at 5 o'clock on Monday morning to go to the meeting. I'm not particularly sleepy in the morning, and I can't open my eyes in the afternoon. You will fall asleep sitting there listening to the teacher.

Fourth, the typhoon came, the bath was washed and the luggage was packed. Credit card. I also took it and stood on the balcony waiting for the typhoon. Take a trip, wherever you blow. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

The typhoon is coming, it's not so hot here. This is the power of nature. It's amazing. I also did an amazing thing by the way. This is an artificial tornado I made.

Even a typhoon can't stop me from eating and talking while walking.

Seven, the typhoon is coming, those who keep saying that they are afraid of being blown away by the typhoon ask themselves, can a typhoon of your weight blow you up? ! If you were a typhoon, would you still laugh? !

Eight, Guangzhou stormy night! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

Nine, calm is indeed a major feature of my character. Why? Can't summarize. I know very well that when it comes to setbacks, I don't need to say much about what I have encountered before. Speaking of experiences, I skipped classes and transferred to other schools, tried to go abroad face to face, experienced glory, experienced depression, loved, hated, cried and never got drunk. There are big storms and small troubles. I don't know why it seems to have risen steadily in the past two years, but I am actually very happy. Calm down and be normal.

Ten, some people say that this is an era when a typhoon comes and pigs can fly. However, I don't want to be a pig, because the wind stopped and I fell dead. I don't expect to be the wind either. I wish I were an all-weather tree and could stand here.

It is said that a typhoon is coming, but I forgot the login password, so it is calm now.

12. You can't go out when the typhoon comes. Whether it's good or not, many stocks haven't been digested, just this one, one at noon-half a night. Detective novels are like movies. It's not safe to watch the ending.

13. I woke up in the middle of the night and found the room temperature 18, and the maximum wind speed was blowing against my bed. I vaguely think this is a typhoon. Please close the doors and windows when the typhoon comes. If I am blown to your house, please don't mention it. Be sure to accept it.

Fourteen, I dare not say more or think more. I think sentence by sentence, and I feel my nose is getting sour. The typhoon came, and it began to rain outside the window, and it fell into the upper water tank of Shi Zhuan along the tiles. Baggi, Ding Dong. The warm night wind and humid air are tracked by lanterns under the porch. Does she look out of the window like I do now? What is she thinking? What was the past time like? Now I'm really like an idiot stretching into the air.

15. Life is like a ship, and it takes some big waves to leave traces of history in the hearts of the world.

16. I didn't care about your past before. It was not until I became your past that I suddenly found out that I didn't know you that well. You seem to miss others day and night, but that's just a faint reunion with me. Maybe I really overestimated my position in your heart. After all, you have seen big waves, how can you care about my small waves? You pity me for being so disappointing and always forgetting!

Seventeen, it's too late to say the person you love, tell the wind quietly, you want happiness, I will be here with you.

Eighteen, a new month began, a typhoon came, which was said to be super fierce, and then all kinds of classes were suspended and traffic stopped. I didn't see the shadow of a typhoon on a quiet day at home, and it rained in the morning and evening, but this should be a good thing, which only hindered my review. This month, I plan to set aside an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening to start reciting, and I can't move. I don't want to listen to a new class every few days and do one or more classified real questions. Break up the class and review.

19. I slept so soundly last night that I didn't really feel the typhoon coming. They all say it's not suitable to go out. Typhoon is a natural disaster. I'd rather not come or go to work as usual ~ but I find that my circle of friends is most affected ~ It's cool to come back to badminton every Tuesday, but I can still eat meat when I go home hungry. This is to let the meat grow horizontally!

Twenty, you go, I won't see you off, you come, no matter how stormy it is, I'll pick you up.

Twenty-one, I can't get out when the typhoon comes. Whether it's good or not, many stocks haven't been digested, just this one, one at noon-half a night. Detective novels are like movies. It's not safe to watch the ending.

Twenty-two years old, summer. The summer in my memory is the smell of toilet water my mother gave me when I slept at night, the squeaky rotation of the big fan all night, and the doorbell ringing through the clouds.

Twenty-three, the typhoon is coming, I want to protect my tractor.

Twenty-four, the moon also hid her face and wept, acting homesick alone. Who is the wind singer after years of haggard?

After work, it's raining and typhoon.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (I)

1. After several days of typhoon and rainstorm, the quilts are moldy, and there is always a musty smell when sleeping.

2. The Woods far and near roared, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing to each other, whining. .............................................................................................................................................

After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.

If the typhoon is bigger, the school will be blown away and all the teachers will be blown away.

The typhoon is coming, and it has blown away my lovely homework!

6. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting the lanterns on. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

Feeling a touch of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

8. After the typhoon, the land is always deserted, and the danger is still quite great. The forces of nature can't compete.

9. A typhoon is coming. Take your clothes and close the window! ! ! !

10. I hope everyone will be safe after the typhoon and work at home today.

1 1. Respect nature and protect the environment!

12. After the typhoon, I hope that after the rain clears up, everything that is bad will be as good as in the past, and life will not last long.

13. Typhoon. Look at the students' talking pictures. The trees all fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

14. The typhoon came well, and I took five days off in a row.

15. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

16. I wish you were here. Even if the typhoon comes, I just need to hug you, you fat bastard.

17. Please hold me tight in the typhoon so that I am not afraid.

18. The typhoon came and went, the screen of the mobile phone cracked, the bear on the key chain got stuck, and my heart was shaken by a sudden rain outside the window.

19. The typhoon that just landed quickly rolled overhead and roared away toward the distant horizon like waves. The huge sound wave took away the murmur of the heart beating.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter II)

20. It's an honor to meet you. Sunflower boy who loves to be cheerful, teenager with big eyes and deep smile, calm and high-quality typhoon idol.

2 1. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

22. Typhoon Tiantu crushed a century-old tree and just killed a family of three passing motorcycles. Two people were killed and one was injured. You are still proud of Typhoon Tiantu.

23. I heard that a typhoon is coming to the world, and it will arrive one day. Are you scared-

24. The wind sighs gently among the branches, making the wet grass on the roof rustle and breaking the depressed silence between the skins with rhythmic music. ;

There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

26. Where is Mr. Higgs from Typhoon?

27. God bless Chinese descendants.

After the typhoon, the shore was a mess, full of crabs and fish, and an "anchor needle" was found.

29. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

There will be a typhoon here tomorrow. Please bless me, babies.

3 1. The wind roared and ran around like a wounded beast.

32. The wind roared like an army of horses.

I just like you. Even if the typhoon comes, I will worry that you are not in a hurry to deliver the meal after eating, even if you are not moved.

34. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

35. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to take your family with you? I'm always ready at school! Tear down the school if you dare!

36. Although the morning was as usual, it was overcast, adding a little tension. After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear.

37. Typhoon, more. Thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

38. In the afternoon, it was cloudy. After a while, it was cloudy and it rained cats and dogs.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter III)

39. It will be sunny after the typhoon. I hope everything is fine where the typhoon passes ~

40. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you to come back every month to save those poor children.

4 1. After the typhoon, the sky in Wan Li, Wan Li, is cloudless and blue!

42. Let the typhoon eat dazzling and never stop. .

A typhoon is coming. Let's fly together.

44. After the typhoon, all the small trees downstairs in the dormitory were blown away.

45. It's windy after work, and no one rides an electric car to the outlet. Just leave.

46. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.

47. I want to know why typhoons always take women's names, because she always comes with your house and car.

48. A few years ago, we left school early because of the typhoon, but we stayed at school to chat until everyone left, and then we had a water fight in the flooded school. After that, we also played many times, splashing water on each other's desks and chairs after class, and even splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy. I played with my college classmates yesterday, but I didn't feel so strong.

49. The typhoon came more violently to help those students who don't like classes.

50. Some people in charge of the bean curd residue project should be shivering now. Don't panic. It's a big problem. It's no use panicking.

5 1. Only parents will scold you for a minute to remind you not to run around when the typhoon comes and go to bed early at night.

52. The typhoon roared at the empty street like a lion, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more persistent, the more inclined, the last second. The wind blew it off and even uprooted it.

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54. Pray for a rainstorm or a typhoon tomorrow, and come to Germany more violently ~ ~

55. Don't delay the study of students from other provinces when the typhoon comes to Zhejiang! !

56. It is said that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon.

You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon.

1. speechless, it rained heavily during the typhoon, and the wiper of Tiida actually broke.

Some small trees in the community were blown down after the typhoon. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.

Everyone says that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

Why are you still here after the typhoon?

You come to my space too few times, less than my father calls me. My father won't fight unless he sees a typhoon in this place on the weather forecast.

6. Contact friends in Guangdong and be ready to give me a live typhoon broadcast at any time. Like a little girl, I am afraid that the typhoon will not come, but I am afraid that it will mess around.

7. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

8. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

9. The weather was fine after the typhoon, but the small park suffered and was in a mess. Branches were broken, cables collapsed and the small park was blocked.

10. The typhoon is coming, and grey clouds are coming from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.

1 1. Typhoon, you can go crazy, but don't hurt my lover.

12. Dear, I want to tell you that there is a typhoon today.

13. The sea level began to calm down after the typhoon. All the years have passed, and all the scenery has passed.

14. After the typhoon, all the damaged places should be cleaned up. Is this an aspect of the economic development of coastal cities?

15. There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

16. It's such a severe tornado, but it's good that people are okay. There are too many disasters this year.

17. The south wind blows over the rice fields, making the tender green and soft rice seedlings tremble like fresh and beautiful tapestries and in the wind.

18. The instructor said there might be a typhoon tomorrow. The military training was cancelled. It's gone. You know we have prepared so many songs and those songs, why do you want to leave?

19. You said you would protect me, but you also gave me a big wave later.

20. We had a tornado here in July 1 1, and the refrigerators in the room were blown out, but they haven't been repaired yet!

You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon. Friends circle talks about funny articles 2.

2 1. Love is like a TV plugged in. From then on, the wonderful picture shows that love is a typhoon landing on the coast, and it has been arrogant and frantic since then. Love is when a penguin meets a polar bear and finds a confidant thousands of miles away. Love is when your heart comes to mine. It turns out that there can be no distance between people.

22. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

23. Affected by the typhoon, the waterlogging is serious and it needs emergency assistance. May you be safe!

24. [Open the window for homework, the typhoon is coming to feed you]

25. Some people in the group said that the heavy rain and strong wind kept them awake, but I never seemed to feel a headache. I fell asleep thinking about it, just like I can't sleep now.

26. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

27. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

28. It's a beautiful day today. It is raining again. The sun came out again. Typhoon again.

29. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting lanterns. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

30. This typhoon is too scary. It's dangerous if someone is outside.

3 1. A typhoon, Tiantu blew down my rural home and everything was gone. ...

32. Always be in awe of nature, because you don't know whether it will bring you luck or harm ~ Fortunately, we are grateful and take better care of it; Is to prevent harm in advance and minimize it.

33. What a wonderful day after the typhoon!

34. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.

This reminds me of a typhoon in Xiamen a few years ago. That's terrible! May everyone be safe!

This typhoon really seems to want to blow me far away and make me forget that person.

I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you.

38. In the long night, big raindrops poured violently into the forest outside the window.

39. Qi Xin's army and people joined forces to fight against the typhoon.

40. The wind roared like an army.

You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon. Friends circle talks about funny articles 3.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't wait until the typhoon comes to realize the importance of finding a fat friend.

42. Even the typhoon can't beat the monthly exam, so we are doomed to be killed by the monthly exam.

43. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so beautiful!

44. Why hasn't the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.

45. Landscape after tropical typhoon

46. Extreme weather is terrible!

47. Mom said the weather forecast was really sick. You should give the typhoon a name.

48. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.

49. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful ~

50. Come on, typhoon. I don't want to go back to school

5 1. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don't want to live.

52. Your homework is in the window. You really can't do things in a typhoon]

I heard that there is a typhoon in your city, and I want to ask if you have an umbrella. If you do, won't it be blown away?

54. My brother said that my tonnage can withstand a typhoon of one order of magnitude. Ah, man, are you sure I didn't buy it from my mother? -_ #

55. It's windy today, so it's suitable for wearing skirts. Uncle traffic police posted another note, and I was very angry. ...

56. It was windy during the day and it began to rain at night. Listen, if you leave, the weather here is bad.

57. The strongest typhoon this year, Tiantu, will attack the Pearl River Delta head-on tomorrow! Will bring serious damage to this area! You must take precautions! And don't take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! End the seaside tour immediately!

58. It rains when it rains. Don't blow. Where there is wind, there is wind. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't blow hard That's great. Pants, shoes and socks are all wet. no

59. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.

60. Shit, military training is coming, asking for typhoons, earthquakes, rainstorms, hail, snowstorms,,,