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Modern articles:

1. "Love from Molly" Author:/Ye Luo Zi

Copywriting:

Shen Yifan is that kind of person.

I will definitely fight for what I like, but I have given you a condom with a smile.

In a word, it is called "bad"

Molly is such a person.

Then do it, hit the nail on the head and stay away from it.

In a word, this is called "poison tongue"

When the attack of healthy energy encounters uncomfortable feeling.

When the black attack meets the poison tongue,

When a gay man meets a man who is not straight. ...

2. Frost demon maggot's "beast"

Copywriting:

Yang Fei has the character of a wild leopard, arrogant, cold and heartless. In order to protect himself, he can attack at all costs, even his friends.

Bai is a high-quality prince with a handsome appearance but a deep heart. He has spider-like patience and perseverance, waiting for his prey to be caught.

These two best friends, from junior high school to college, are inseparable because of a common secret. The secret truth is actually ...

"I know that I am a very excessive person, selfish, stingy, arrogant, arrogant, easy to lose my temper, hit people ... or a despicable person, because you like me, I use you again and again ..."

"It has nothing to do. 」

White stare, gentle expression as if even the light can penetrate.

"Philip is happy to use me, because I have a place you want to use, right? That's enough to make me happy enough to want to cry. 」

3. "Don't open the door" Author: Back to the end (undercover, storm)

Introduction: An Chenghai: He used to be the elite of the special forces. He suddenly retired eight years ago, and no one knows where he went. For eight years, he has been hanging out among gangs, stealing secrets from them and handing them over to the police. Ding Yi: Ranked sixth, he was the least favored candidate at that time. Sue also ignored Rockett, who was under seventeen years old, thinking that he could not win the position of king and supported Ding Hao, Rockett's eldest brother.

However, to everyone's surprise, Ding Yi defeated Ding Hao, who was only one step away from becoming the Wangs, and quickly became the 17th king of Qinglong Gang. The shock of people's glasses is not over yet. In just one year, Ding Yi eliminated the confusion left by the brothers, seized the position of the king, and expanded the power of the Qinglong Gang to twice that of before. His skill greatly surpassed that of his ancestors, which made everyone suspect that shine on you was better than Blue.

Up to now, Ding Yi, who has never appeared in front of people like his parents, has become a mythical figure in the underworld.

4. "Nerve Police Station" Author: Green wildebeest (black belly attacks white rabbit)

Content introduction:

Zhou Xiao's official's son is a super white rabbit, cared for by his powerful father and powerful brother. The biggest rebellion in life is to be a policeman! ! ! Under the care of my brother's good friend Wang Heng, he ran amok in the public security bureau, furious and resentful, and was finally kicked to the famous "nerve police station" of the branch. Zhou Xiao's official's son drove a BMW to work and found that this place is really Wolong, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. . . .

5. "The Last Card" Author: Zhang Dingding (Iceberg Attacks Rogues)

Introduction:

Lin Yue is an idiot. In the words of modern petty bourgeoisie, EQ has obvious defects. The 27-year-old leftover man is doing all kinds of manual labor and living a leisurely life. And a little after the car accident, he has a card king in his mind. From then on ... both of them started the life they didn't want to live. ...

Iceberg attack possessed hooligans were attacked by hooligans who were pumped by gas.

6. "Let me be your brother" Author: Cold fog (black belly attacks straight men, love comes from cheating)

Content summary:

When it comes to long men, people usually think of tall, steady and responsible images.

But what if long people are not so successful?

Well, this is a story about a long man. Although the title of the article is extremely white, it is not a white article. ...

8. "I am a bowl of braised pork" Author: charming little witch (NP, three attacks and one bitter, warm and funny campus text)

Introduction: Name: Ji Xiaoyan

Identity: a freshman at HB University of Science and Technology.

Features: like handsome guys, like braised pork, IQ wandering in different dimensions all day. ...

Personality: high heels, don't care about anything.

Others: like cats, hate dogs. ...

Famous saying: feel sorry for yourself!

In a daze, Ji Xiaoyan met the most devastating thing in history on the first day of school. What? The mob boss at school? So it was the "Doumyouji Tsukasa" who threw up all over himself? And that gentle but dark student president, why does he stare at himself with a smile every day? Plus a cold but handsome day as a mentor, does he still want to live?

Don't! My college life!

9. "I am a rogue, who am I afraid of?" By the puppet puppet master (direct hit to the abdomen, aggressive, relaxed and humorous)

Excerpt:

"I have never eaten pork, and I have seen pigs walk."

If you were an idiot, your girlfriend would definitely tell you so.

"Fuck you, I eat more salt than you do!"

If you don't obey the wishes of your elders, your father will certainly tell you so.

"Your ya of, have never seen Lao tze who is it? Bring protection money. "

By the way, I also robbed you of that dress that I don't know is good or bad. They are fierce, but they have no lining. I think I am more confident than your parents to teach you a lesson. ...

Well, it must be hooligans.

Nowadays, this profession is becoming more and more popular.

In the past, hooliganism was a great profession. During War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's time, all traitors were hooligans. During the Cultural Revolution, all the people called hooligans were intellectuals.

So in the 2 1 century, we must make people cry. The rogue industry is over 250, and those who have some skills have become underworld. at that time ...

Hands up.

10. "miserable college life" by Feng Nong (brother, funny style on campus)

Introduction:

Sunshine-like smile, no matter what bad things happen, is cheerful. A handsome guy with a public face that makes girls scream and nobody lose their temper with him. He Yongqi, tall and handsome, is first-class and dazzling. This is his cousin and his college roommate. Just, this is just the appearance-even his mother and little aunt were cheated by him, nominally helping each other, but in fact-he, Liang, has since become a servant of He Yongqi. Everyone thinks that he is the most special existence for the perfect He Yongqi, but only he understands it. When He Yongqi decided to go to the same university with him, the miserable university life was his inescapable fate.

1 1. "Corner" Author: cool fog (sweet, warm, belly black storm warm uncomfortable, you chase me away)

Introduction: between people, talk about fate.

And fate is wonderful.

As the saying goes,' it takes ten years to build a boat, but it takes a hundred years to sleep'. It can be seen that the edges are also deep and shallow. Deep, entangled in life; Shallow, pass by.

Then what is between me and Xingfeng?

... doomed love?

Obviously, on the road of life, childhood is only a short period of time. After that, everyone inevitably went to different forks in the road. Gradually drifting away, the spring grass is getting longer, some people have unlimited scenery all the way, and some people have bumps all the way. Why? Why did two completely different roads go around a big circle and then hit each other? !

Dear God of Destiny, if our reunion is really under your control and you look happy at the play, I will say three words to you affectionately:

Fuck you!

-Joe's secret inner monologue on a certain day of a certain year. ........

12. "I love you, don't you know?" Author: Green &; Magic rabbit (black belly straight man attacks cute little cheap, Bai Wan straight man, plain and warm)

Introduction: Auditor Yue Lin and radio DJ Xiao Yu, two unrelated people, started pure online dating because of the intersection of soaking pots, er ~ ~ it should be said.

Internet poverty. An accident, when they met, Xiaoyu began to be seduced by the fairy prince in Shuai Shuai. It was really difficult to turn a straight man into his lover. In addition, Xiao Yu found herself not only content to be small in front of Yue Lin, but also became the base she despised most. No, I must find some balance. When I put a tender and delicious little boy on the bed, ah! The door opened and the elf prince saw it. It's a pity that I didn't do anything ...

Classic: Love is like your statement, but it must be balanced and can only be maintained by mutual concession and tolerance. But even the perfect sentence is just numbers, and the composition of these numbers needs to be explained clearly in the comments of the sentence. Just like in love, two people who love each other love each other, but it is more important to say it and tell each other how much I love you ... We have been together for so many years, and I think you are the one who puts forward the absolute balance without giving any comments.

13. "Trapped in the middle of the net" Author: Crazy on top of madness (teachers and students help abuse their hearts and attack every other year)

Abstract: Today, with the devaluation of college students, it is difficult for us worms to have a carefree mood, work as consultants in cram schools, get married and have children. But it backfired. Because of air pollution, babies are weak at birth, and insects have to start making money. I finally found a job as a tutor, but I didn't expect this student to be the most beautiful but vengeful guy in the tutorial school. The bug broke his waist for these five measures of rice, but he didn't know that he had fallen into the net woven by Li.

14 "You didn't discuss" Author: Crazy is crazy (sister article "Trapped in the middle of the net", Gao Qian is stubborn in attacking the countryside)

Introduction: How did the small farmers with mud on their legs hook up with princelings! ! This has a long history. Prominent family background, handsome appearance, dude in this city, in the country where my grandfather's villa is located, really attracts girls in Fiona Fang. Of course, unrequited love can also produce hatred. Girls have become dissatisfied wives, and Xiao Gou's sister is one of them. Xiao Gou, who protected her sister, thought that this flower bullied her sister, so she had a fierce fight with Zhuang Shaoshao. This one also shows the feelings of class integration, and solemnly begins to corrode this stubborn country child, not only with his mind but also with his body. Since then, the fate of solemn and small hook has become more and more entangled. ...

15, "Two Puppies" by Jiangzhou Jing Ling (strong campus, dark belly)

The dog Wang Wang and the dog Xiao Huang meet at their grandparents' home in the country. Want Want, who is pure and kind, will never be an opponent of Xiao Huang who is full of lies. Although he was badly beaten, he also cultivated good class feelings. They went to the same high school, and their three-year life was even more exciting. After graduation, Want Want was admitted to a school in the north and went to his divorced and remarried mother, while Xiao Huang went to distant Great Britain in exchange for studying abroad. For four years, Xiao Huang wrote a "life report" to Want Want every day. The last letter said, "I'm going back. Please come back. I can't go to the north. Your grandparents and my grandparents need to take care of them." Want Want was moved to tears and quickly packed up and went back to the south. Darling bit the small hook on the long rope next to Xiao Huang's shoes. ...

16, "Love Story of Passerby A" Author: Don't be sad (attacking ordinary otaku with black belly, warm)

Guide: Our host is an ordinary otaku. He compares himself to passers-by in the corner of the screen, but who says passers-by are not qualified to appreciate the people in the middle of the screen? Nie Xiao has a crush on the top manager, buys photos for his little ZL, changes his vest, and asks about his trivia on BBS ... Mix enjoys this crush, but when he vaguely feels a response, he can't believe his luck. A passerby can walk to the screen.

17, "Steamed Fried" Author: Wandering around (with a poisonous tongue and a black belly, tell the judge)

Introduction: Qin Zhen is in charge of marriage registration, and Youzha is in charge of divorce registration, separated by a low screen. If you ask Qin Gui who is the most annoying guy in the world? I don't even need to think about it. That's the "poison tongue fried chicken" across the street. It not only calls itself "steamed eggs", but also cheats itself to make him lunch every day. I can't stand it. I ruined my date with the girl I like many times, and gave myself this delicious and slippery steamed egg in the name of "like". When I said goodbye to him, I felt uncomfortable when I saw that he really regarded himself as a guest, and even my mind was distracted when I dated my gentle girlfriend. No, I'm a straight man, Qin Gui. I can't be fooled by this damn fried chicken.

18, "Stalking and Beating" by Yiyi Rollo (teachers and students attack black and straight men)

Introduction: Gu is a couple, regardless of sex. He believes that instead of holding up your heart and letting others trample on it, everyone should go to the dance academy. When I met Chen, Xiao Fanshou was lighting candles downstairs and playing romance with beautiful women. Unfortunately, this beautiful woman was attracted by this family gentleman. So Chen took care of the young master, and Master Gu found that the "sex" of this little prick was more expensive than a beautiful woman, so he had to get this little rascal into his own king bed!

Classic: I've never seen anything like Chen. He feels very much like the little dog next door who always bites the sofa and is beaten by his master. After being beaten, the puppy will shrink to one side and look at people in tears, and then lick the painful place from time to time. Seeing that it will throw something for him to eat, just like now, he is thinking that he should touch Chen's head and say good boy, don't be sad; We should take him out for something to eat.

19, "consensual" by Tao Zhuo (two kids didn't guess that the campus civilization queen was attacked by a little abuse)

Introduction: I was jealous when I saw Sue for the first time, and I was jealous that he could have the happiness of being beaten. He likes to watch Sue being bullied by himself. He wanted to be happy, so he kissed Sue. He said he liked Sue. He left Sue and gave him a year ... His happiness is such a silly boy as Sue. When he thought he had finally grasped happiness, suddenly someone told him that it was too selfish.

Classic: "Ye Mi, Ye Mi, do you know my name?" Sue has been sticking to it, just like rice cakes. "Su Muxue." After reading three words helplessly, Sue was very happy. "Then, then do you know why my name is Sue?" Keep asking, "I don't know, I don't know, are you bored?" Finally, it broke out. After two steps, Su followed closely. "My father's name is Su, my mother's name is Qin, and my father loves my mother very much, so my name is Su ... Xiaoye, and our child's name is Su Aimi!" Seven-year-old Ye Mi turned away ... and eight-year-old Sue followed up again. ...

20, "Take Time for Joy" Author: Overload (the rich man's family abused his heart to attack his grandson)

Guide: My principle of being a man in this season is: eat, drink and be merry. I thought this was my life, but your radiant appearance brought me a whole new world. I thought I was hit by the first hot stuffing cake in 2 1 century, but later I learned that there was no stuffing cake falling in the sky, only a trap. However, this kind of life is beautiful, the joy is extreme, and the pain is thorough.

Classic dialogue:

Ji Lewei looked down and saw a tattoo on his bare arm. He asked, "What is this?"

Xiao Bai heard him ask, waved his tattooed arm in the moonlight and said, "This is lucky grass."

There is only a heart-shaped leaf on the swaying arm.

"Lucky grass should have four leaves, but you only have one." Le Wei grabbed his arm and studied it carefully for a long time. According to the contents of the book, he recalled: "One leaf represents begging, two leaves represent hope, three leaves represent love and four leaves represent happiness. Why, are you begging? "

He turned to look at Xiao Bai's face. Xiao Bai looked at the moonlight, and his face was almost transparent. He said: "The fortune teller said that I would not live long, and I could not expect too much if my life was not hard enough. Actually, it's just like my cousin's. He has three leaves on his arm. Isn't it four leaves? "

2 1, "Dang" Author: The sword goes sideways (the belly queen is attacked by the underworld)

Copywriter: Lonely body, no soul, sad and sad, you have to move on. You want to shock the world, but the trap is in front of you. You are used to walking alone. You can't ask about the past. There is no sincerity everywhere, and the world is full of intrigue. There is no reason.

22. "Not for sale"+Out-of-meal Author: Lan Lin (Uncle Abdominal Black Storm is cute)

Introduction: On his lonely 30th birthday, Lin Han summoned the courage to call a prostitute in a gay bar and ended his virgin career.

After a one-night stand, he hired Ye Xiutuo for a whole month. Although he enjoys the professional consideration of the virtual lover, he has a fantastic happiness.

But he still can't forget his secret love for many years.

Lin Han was stunned by his friend's sudden confession. He should jump for joy when his long-awaited wish comes true.

But the thought of never seeing Ye Xiutuo again made Lin Han a little unhappy.

One is a long-term desire, and the other is a bought lover. How should he choose?

23. Author of Ultimate Employment; Bei (light happiness and long-flowing love, princelings attack rural college students)

24. "Dawn" Author: One after another (it's really a good and warm article about princelings attacking ordinary locals)