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What are the classic hilarious dialects in Li Boqing?

The classic hilarious dialect in Li Boqing is:

1, the hotter the sweat, the colder the shivering; The poorer, the more convenient; It's hot and cold, cold and hot; Chickens don't lay eggs, and coal is always black; If someone doesn't believe me, bet you wash white.

2. Element fragrance, get up and sell me the beer bottle. I want to be a page.

3, pull the gap, pull the gap, the furniture will not be dragged.

4. Two people were playing with friends. The man said to the woman, "Little sister, the big problem between us is that my wife and I have not made up."

When I saw someone else's good car, I gnashed my teeth and said, "Oh dear! This shrimp drives a BMW! "

6. Friend, don't hesitate to ask if you have any difficulties, except borrowing money.

7, dead doll, you have to make a mistake!

8, hey, stuffy pocket, you ask another sister next door to go to the corner of the private room and sit on her paws. When you think you haven't touched her, you dare not touch her in a clear sky. Of course, even if you touch her, we can't touch you.

9. You have never been fat, and Heiwa has never been in the sun.

10, these two years are hot! This is not like our time. We have been friends for three years, and we dare not even hook up. If we hook up, we have to pull. Now, I didn't realize it until morning, and I didn't get it back until it was dark. I woke up the next day and said in yellow, "Little sister, why are you sleeping here and whispering?"

1 1. Speaking of which, I think that there was a girl who liked me, and I chose the most beautiful one. And they didn't do it.

12, Miss Li's, whatever.