Fortune Telling Collection - Comprehensive fortune-telling - Make an interesting copy.

Make an interesting copy.

Make a funny copy (selected 44 sentences) 1. I heard that you want to see a snow, and I silently saved dandruff all winter. 2. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep! 3. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the stupid road like a husky. 4. I work very hard. I thought about it. Of these five words, I only did the first four. 5. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat. 6. Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows that my wife is not an unreasonable person. She always asks my permission before calling. When I said no, she called me and said yes. 7. A woman standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should she favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again. 8. Every time someone asks for directions, I point blindly, because I don't know the way at all, and to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually. 9. Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " 10. My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move. 1 1. When I was walking on the road, I suddenly wanted to fart. There happened to be a man riding a motorcycle next to me, so I wanted to take this opportunity to cover my fart. I don't know if I pushed too hard and made too much noise. The motorcyclist thought it was started. I was just about to leave when I was in gear. I fell down! 12. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not". /kloc-When I was 0/3.5 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music. 14. If something is destined to happen, sleeping for a week will still happen. If some people are destined to appear, you will still meet them when you turn around. 15. Just now, the takeaway brother called me. He forgot who he was, and then said, hello, your beauty has arrived. Please go downstairs to eat. 16. The fortune teller said that I was 26 years old, wearing a yellow robe and accompanied by American and Japanese cuisine. I am 26 years old and I am a takeaway rider. "Thief bald donkey! How accurate! " 17. The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the shoes can't run out of oil! 18. I want to give you the world! "Then fix it" 19. Once upon a time, there was a mountain with a temple on it. There is an old monk in the temple. He is really handsome and does not fight for spring. He only reported spring once, and when the flowers bloomed, he smiled and watched it once in the bushes. 20. It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. 2 1. A lost ant meets another ant: "How do you get back to the nest?" "Smile or silence?" 22. Have you read the four classic novels? Yes, I do. I don't like the things in Jing M.Guo. What will the Great Sage do? What should I do if he never comes back? I am desperate, too! 24. The host's humor amused everyone, and the hall turned into an ocean of joy for a time. 25. Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village. With the help of the villagers, he finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well. One night, Xiao Ming got up and saw a cockroach. So I squatted on the ground and talked with cockroaches for a long time. Then I stepped on it and said, "You know too much." 27. Daming Lake, Daming Lake is very big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers. 28. Boy: "Sir, I really hope to come to your100th birthday next year." Old man: "Young man, you are so young and strong that it should not be a problem to live until next year." 29. "Report chief, ten people in our group were raped and killed by an old man." "What old man is so powerful?" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha30. I want to lose weight and become lightning. Roommate: "Give you a science lesson. A bolt of lightning is four meters wide!" " "3 1. I once crossed the road with my colleagues and waited for the green light. I said casually, "Be safe, don't be afraid of death. "Since then, I always feel that something is wrong. 32. As the Spring Festival approaches, the government gives a one-time living allowance to those who have long-term sexual difficulties. There are many important and urgent matters. If you do one first, you will feel that everything else is delayed, so play with your mobile phone first. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that their lives had not changed after they spent all their money and came back. 35. I just want to hold your hand all my life. I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it. 36. When you lose weight, you will never cross the bridge. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge. 37. Who doesn't love life and doesn't want to live at the same time? 38. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if she is ugly, in case she is blind. 39. You don't have nothing, at least you have meat. 40. Your speech was so charming that I could hardly keep my eyes open. 4 1. Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you ask me for money knowing that I am poor! 42. The love he gives you will fade, but the money he gives you will not depreciate. 43. If Plan A fails, you still have 25 English letters to use! Don’t panic! 44. You have never got fame and fortune, but you tell me what is indifferent to fame and fortune.