The Text of Degang Guo's Ten Years

Guo: Thank you. Many people came today.

Y: right.

Guo: I'm very happy.

Y: It's still an old word.

Guo: The old words are different.

Y: oh.

Guo: My mood is different in peacetime.

Y: it's different.

Guo: Ah, upstairs and downstairs, they are all full.

Y: hey.

Guo: You have to say that the small theater of Deyun Society is not fresh.

Y: that's nothing.

Guo: Great Hall of the People, this is the third time.

Y: many times.

Guo: Everyone likes it every time they come.

Y: Both of them.

Guo: The actors also work hard.

Y: right.

Guo: They all went all out to perform well.

Yes

Guo: Why do people support us so much?

Y: hey.

Guo: That makes sense.

Y: oh.

Guo: We only have one earth. We cherish the earth. There is only one Degang Guo on the earth. All my friends are here, and I am very happy on this occasion today.

Y: Everyone is happy.

Guo: The tenth idea of our brothers' cooperation.

Y: It's been ten years this year.

Guo: In the long river of history, what do you mean, ten years' silence?

Y: It passed in a blink of an eye.

Guo: But ten years is too long for two actors. Life can last for decades. In retrospect, there were many ups and downs.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Brother Qian will always be by my side.

Y: We are together.

Guo: Dude, it's not easy.

Y: mm-hmm

K: It's time and luck.

Y: everyone has to live.

Guo: There are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune.

Yes

Guo: A centipede has hundreds of feet, but it doesn't walk as well as a snake. Ji Ling has wings and can't fly like a crow. A horse has a journey of a thousand miles, and no one can't walk by himself; People have the ambition of lingyun, unless they are lucky, they can't get ahead. The article is overwhelming, and Confucius is trapped in Cai Chen; Wu is a little better, and Taigong fishes in Weishui. Stealing feet is young, not a kind person; Yan Hui's life is short, but he is not a vicious man. Yao and Shun are the most holy, the son of evil. Gu Sou is stupid, but he gave birth to the son of the Great Sage. Zhang Liangyuan is a civilian, and Xiao He is called a county magistrate. Yan zi is less than five feet tall and can be the prime minister of qi state; Kongming lived in a thatched cottage and became a strategist of Shu Han. Han Xin had no choice but to seal the generals of the Han Dynasty. Feng Tang has the ambition to keep peace, and the old half-official has no seal; Although the king of Chu is male, Wujiang's suicide is inevitable; Although Hanwang is weak, it has Wan Li. Full of knowledge, white hair is not the first; Young people are scholars and young people are students. Some are poor first and then rich, and some are rich first and then poor. Dragons don't meet, fish and shrimp dive; When a gentleman loses time, he makes a villain. When the weather is bad, the sun and the moon have no light; When the land comes out, the vegetation is not long; When the water is gone, the wind and waves will not stop; People don't have time, and profits will not work. When people are alive, wealth cannot be moved, and poverty cannot be bullied. This is the cycle of heaven and earth, and it will always start again.

Y: very philosophical.

Guo: I read it in a book.

Y: Ah, I must say I read it in a book.

Guo: As the old saying goes, look at yourself with great joy and great sorrow, and look at your friends with great ups and downs.

Y: Oh, visiting friends.

Guo: I'm honored.

Y: huh?

Guo: I have a good friend.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Yu Qian

Y: I'm flattered.

Guo: Everyone says that Yu Qian is a good man, but from the overall situation, he is a loyal minister and a good general.

Y: great.

Guo: It's a pity that he died, because in the Ming Dynasty, this man was an unfortunate loyal minister.

Y: This is not me. This is Yu Qian, the prime minister of the Ming Dynasty.

Guo: Dead.

Y: ah, why?

Guo: Not you?

Y: not me.

Guo: Do you want us to die?

Y: Ah, you want me to die. What happened?

Guo: I hope you don't die.

Y: Then don't say that.

Guo: I hope you have a good life.

Y: thank you.

Guo: The two brothers are not good enough.

Y: that's true.

Guo: I remember I met you in 1998.

Y: right.

Guo: I arrived in Beijing on 1995.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I was only a junior when I met you.

Y: Oh, you are still in college, a junior.

Guo: I have been in Daxing, Beijing for three years.

Y: Is that a junior?

Guo: So it's super exciting. It was launched in 1998.

Y: ah.

Guo: I have met Yu Qian.

Y: right.

Guo: Tell me, this is our famous crosstalk performer in Beijing.

Y: I dare not.

Guo: When I met my heart, I looked more energetic than now.

Y: You were young then.

Guo: Wow, small face, quite bulging, neatly dressed, and permed her hair, which is particularly beautiful.

Y: I've been perming it for several years.

Guo: Everyone who knows you well knows it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Teacher Yu has three hobbies.

Y: I am. .

Guo: Smoking, drinking and perming.

Y: My hobby can really continue.

Guo: At that time, my hair was thicker than it is now.

Y: right.

Guo: Very hot ~ ~

Y: great.

Guo: It's all curly. Very stylish. Have a good look. Why is it like a kite?

Y: I'm flying. What is this?

Guo: I got up as soon as I turned my head.

Y: Can it really fly?

Guo: I'm very happy.

Y: oh.

Guo: Nice to meet you. I hope we can be friends.

Y: of course.

Guo: I remember eating hot pot for the first time.

Y: oh.

Guo: How did you forget everything?

Y: I really don't remember.

Guo: Oh, I'm happy once I eat it.

Y: eat?

Guo: Teacher Yu is so funny that he laughs and sweats.

Y: The hot pot is hot.

Guo: I lost my hair, too. I have sesame paste on my face, coriander on my teeth and sugar and garlic in my hand. I just caught a piece of meat.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: He is in a hurry, eh. . . .

Y: Oh, I'm still protecting my food. What's wrong, my dog?

Guo: A typical mainstream crosstalk performer.

Y: Hey, it's so real.

Guo: I have been immune to all ugly things since I saw Teacher Yu eating.

You're not afraid of anything, are you?

Guo: I didn't seem to talk much that day.

Y: don't chat.

Guo: I don't talk much with other deskmate friends.

Y: Not at all.

Guo: Because your mouth is too loud.

Y: No one is too noisy.

Guo: Eating is easy. I said pay the bill.

Y: give the money.

K: I'll pay the bill here. There is still half a bottle of beer on the table.

Y: oh?

Guo: Mr. Yu grabbed it and held his breath. "Segments ..."

Y: you can't waste it.

Guo: Great.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I said, goodbye.

Y: I said?

Guo: I'm so happy, eh. . . .

Y: The wine will be served soon. What screwdriver?

Guo: I have been afraid to contact him since then.

Y: I'm afraid of smoking.

Guo: This man is really tasteless. By the year 2000,

Y: two years.

Guo: By chance, we met again. At first glance, my teacher is easier to get along with than me.

Yes

Guo: Am I so down and out? I am very energetic.

Y: I am still so energetic.

Guo: What are you wearing, a big watch and a big gold chain?

Y: That's what I was wearing.

Guo: I envy you very much.

Y: hehe.

Guo: Boy, you are really rich. You are doing very well. He is very polite.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Ah, no,no. Generally speaking, I have a house and a car.

Y: that's not easy.

Guo: All the electrical appliances in the house are also complete.

Y: oh.

Guo: Ah, there are all kinds of TVs and refrigerators.

Y: good.

Guo: What a pity.

Y: huh?

Guo: There is nothing in the refrigerator.

Y: If only you had bought something first.

Guo: I said, what are you afraid of? You put the TV in the refrigerator.

Y: Is it that useful?

Guo: Brother Qian, when can I be like you?

Y: You still envy me.

Guo: As soon as people talk, they walk ahead with a big gold chain. Ah, this is not a question of what to call, but a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call, a question of what to call. Everything will be fine.

Y: hey.

Guo: It's very hot.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Brother Qian took a big pile of money here.

Y: ouch.

Guo: I bought some popsicles.

Y: wait a minute. Do you need a lot of money to buy popsicles?

K: Ten cents.

Y: Hey, I have no change when I go out.

Guo: Buy a popsicle.

Y: ah.

Guo: Hold it up and ask me, will you eat?

Y: what's this called?

Guo: I don't eat, Kaka Kaka.

Y: there is no phase.

Guo: Throw away the stick after eating.

Y: ah.

Guo: It's still hot.

Y: It's still hot.

Guo: Let's go swimming.

Y: oh.

Guo: As soon as I want to stay and have nothing to do, let's go swimming.

Y: calm down.

Guo: Make friends. Let's go to the swimming pool.

Y: ah.

Guo: I was startled when I got into the water.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Teacher Yu's gold chain is floating.

Y: gold chain. . Can the gold float?

K: Plastic.

Y: Why do I say such nonsense?

Guo: He is very happy.

Y: Are you still happy?

Guo: Think about it. He has nothing behind my back.

Y: Ah, I confessed everything.

Guo: I knew it was not particularly good. From that moment on, we decided to join a cross talk.

Y: Hey, let's do something together.

Guo: I look forward to something to do every day, to the performance every day, and to being red every day.

Y: Make some money first.

Guo: As the saying goes, talent without opportunity equals shit. Soon, the shit came and the opportunity came. Do you remember that opportunity?

Y: I don't remember.

Guo: That was the year, the year of the cross talk contest.

Y: What a cross talk competition! According to the Japanese, this is you?

Guo: I'm very happy.

Y: ah.

Guo: If we can take part in the competition and win the prize, we will both succeed.

Y: that's true.

Guo: I was already poor at that time.

Y: no money.

Guo: If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will pass. Join the competition if you are not poor. Change if you are poor, and live if you are poor. If you are not poor, you will compete, and if you are poor, you will be poor. . . .

Y: Then don't take part in the competition. If you are poor, why do you want to take part in the competition?

Guo: 10 years ago, Yu Qian regarded this competition as a major event.

Y: What a mess!

Guo: After many twists and turns, I spent a little money and finally succeeded in participating in the competition.

Y: This one just entered the competition.

Guo: On the day of the competition, an authoritative figure in the music industry came face to face.

Yu: crosstalk master

Guo: That's a big shot in my heart. I never imagined that the crosstalk master would ask me three questions.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: Who are you? Why are you here? Do you want us to go more?

Y: Is this a question for three people?

Guo: I'm glad the game has finally started, but suddenly, I'm surprised.

Y: why?

Guo: How can art be divided into high and low levels?

Y: can't you compare?

Guo: It's different from sports. Weightlifting, I lift 100 kg, you lift 100 kg. We are the same.

Y: it's even.

Guo: But I lifted 120 Jin. I am just better than you.

Y: You will win.

Guo: Right? Running is the same. You ran for forty seconds and I ran for three days.

Y: huh?

Guo: I definitely can't win.

Y: Hey, don't go there.

Guo: How is cross talk graded? You said "buy a monkey" and I said "sign up". What's the difference between them?

Y: I really can't say.

Guo: There is no comparison. In addition, I looked at the judges at that time, and it seems that they are not particularly good at cross talk.

Y: Neither do the judges.

Guo: I'm a little unsure.

Y: oh.

Guo: At the half-time of the game, I listened to the next room and the judges' lounge began to fight.

Y: judges and judges?

Guo: A real knife and a real gun.

Y: wow.

Guo: Opening the book sounds like the morning market in Tongxian County at the gate of the station.

Y: What a mess.

Guo: I said I'll give you an idea.

Y: ah.

Guo: I was covered in blood when I opened the door.

Y: See the blood.

Guo: I say we should go.

Y: Don't spill blood everywhere.

Guo: Alas, I came from there with my teacher. Actually, I'm very sad. There was something wrong in ancient times. Heroes cry on their coats, because they look up when they are walking, and a meteor falls from the sky.

Y: oh?

Guo: We both pointed at the meteor! The top pointed to a meteor and the bottom fell into a ditch.

Y: I haven't had time to make a wish yet.

Guo: I came up from a ditch covered with mud. He looked at me and I looked at him. I am very depressed. There is a food stall by the roadside, and we are sitting here.

Y: Where are you going to eat?

Guo: I ordered two bottles of beer, peanuts and edamame.

Y: that's it.

Guo: He doesn't talk, but he drinks. Dude, come on. Bald people will always shine, and those who are not bald will lose all their light forever, so you will shine sooner or later.

about

Y: Only by letting go of everything can you shine.

Guo: I saw tears in my eyes. The heartbroken man advised the heartbroken man.

Y: They are all very sad.

Guo: Brother Qian picked up the cup and gulped it down. He advised me that I would never forget it.

Y: I said. .

Guo: Hmm. . .

Can't you drink less? You still burp after all this.

Guo: After a while, there was good news.

Y: ah.

Guo: I belong to a folk idle artist, and Teacher Yu is a professional crosstalk performer in a professional group.

Y: I have a team.

Guo: Where can his group ask me for help?

Y: performance.

Guo: Great, I finally have something to do. I followed them around the suburbs of Beijing.

Y: the suburbs

Guo: Their group has never been to the Sixth Ring Road.

Y: They're all hanging around outside.

Guo: At that time, we had an image. We are kings of suburban counties.

Y: All suburban counties have lost their capitals.

Guo: It's very kind of the chief. Work hard and you will succeed. You can buy a car if you work here.

Y: wow.

Guo: People didn't lie to me. I can earn more than 1300 a month in their group.

1,what car can I buy for more than 300 yuan?

Guo: Buy chess and four cars.

Y: Just earn a game of chess.

Guo: Later, the leaders of the League told me that as long as we worked hard, we would handle your household registration and file relationship in our League.

Y: that's all right.

Guo: I worked hard for two years.

Y: oh.

Guo: I really don't break my word.

Y: really?

Guo: Finally, another actor has been invited.

Y: It's nothing to you.

Guo: Oh, it's a big show and a high-profile publicity.

Y: oh.

Guo: I'm very impressed. At that time, all the major newspapers in Beijing published such a message, and their group said to the outside world that the spring of our group came from then on.

Y: it's spring.

Guo: I haven't been in touch since.

Y: Then what else do you contact?

Guo: By the way, the newly transferred teacher gave them less than ten performances and quit. The spring in their group is really short, and the solstice winter comes in beginning of spring. Well, I feel very uncomfortable. I feel cheated by others.

Y: That's being cheated.

Guo: Performing in their group does not exceed 100 yuan, which is a small reward.

Y: There is still a small part.

K: Seventy-two and a half dollars, sixty-two and a half dollars. I am bored. What kind of tax is this?

Y: You still have to pay taxes.

Guo: Alas, I secretly swear that I will let anyone who lets me spend April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day, and I feel very uncomfortable myself. I don't want to live. I tried to cut my wrist with a razor.

Y: You have to cut your wrist.

Guo: I haven't been dead for ten minutes.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Electric shaver.

Y: I don't see anything blocking the first floor.

Guo: In that case, Brother Qian said, eh. . .

Y: I always drink this bottle, don't I?

Guo: When I think about it, it's useless to say anything else. Let's do it well. We spent friends' money on rivers and lakes, alarmed customers and entertained guests and friends all the way, and finally walked out of Beijing Deyun Society in 2005.

Y: I am famous.

Guo: Brother Qian and I have seen some light.

Y: Life is much better.

Guo: Alas, it seems that the relationship with peers is not particularly good from now on. Only peers are naked hatred.

Y: They are really annoying.

Guo: The mainstream music industry is not troubled by failure.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I can't find an excuse after failure, so I am very annoyed. You are ambitious and I am superior. You are really better than me. On the stage, you beat me professionally in business, and Degang Guo admitted the bet.

Y: Of course.

Guo: But you don't have this ability.

Y: oh.

Guo: It's a pity that the Tibetan mastiff fights the lion the worst. They are a string of Beijing Ba and Bomei. They are small and impure, and they have coarse hair.

Y: the flowers are not beautiful yet.

Guo: After so many years of ups and downs, three things impressed me particularly.

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: The first thing is the program that crosstalk colleagues have listened to every day since 2005.

Y: oh.

Guo: Find out some topics that may cause trouble.

Y: why is that?

Guo: I am embarrassed to send a copy to the relevant departments once and for all.

Y: What are you ashamed of?

Guo: I feel sorry for his shoes.

Y: What's the use?

Guo: What do you take as the competent department?

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Didn't anyone inform you that the Cultural Revolution was over?

Y: Don't fool people.

Guo: The second thing is that some colleagues in the audio industry in Beijing initiated a sit-in arrangement in 2006.

Y: Still sitting still?

Guo: They had planned to sit still, but unfortunately, it didn't take shape. If so, I will have to work harder.

Yes, it will take shape. We have become popular.

Guo: Thanks to a teacher named Liu in Beijing phonology circle.

Y: wow.

Guo: Teacher Liu stopped them from welding detonators and sawing light bulbs in time, which was too dangerous.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: There is also the well-known "anti-three customs".

Y: as we all know.

Guo: There is nothing wrong with "anti-three customs", vulgarity, vulgarity and kitsch.

Y: it should be the other way around.

Guo: The key point is that a group of very vulgar people come against the customs.

Y: What about anti-three customs?

Guo: The best way for people to slander each other is to attack them morally.

Y: Let's do it quickly.

Guo: I was very excited at the meeting against the three customs. Looking at the enthusiasm and generosity of many colleagues, I especially want to persuade them.

What do you mean?

Guo: Don't tell me the story of the underworld as a work-study program.

Y: Well, there is no life.

Guo: Alas, after so many years, many old sayings are still so right.

What do you mean?

Guo: Anger makes poets, loneliness makes philosophers, excitement makes people, and jealousy makes bastards.

Y: There are four kinds of people.

Guo: Of these four kinds of people, the first three are acceptable, and the last one makes us feel as if our mentality is not particularly good.

Y: it must be terrible.

Guo: Phonology has taught me a lot over the years. In fact, colleagues in Beijing also have lovely places.

Y: Oh, there are good ones, too.

Guo: After all, it is at the foot of the Emperor. I met people after dinner, buttered up a few leaders, cheated a few entrepreneurs to facilitate business, and I am still alive.

not bad

Y: Is there any good way?

Guo: We disagree with our colleagues in Tianjin.

Y: oh.

Guo: There are at least ten predecessors in Tianjin phonology field whom I respect very much.

Y: Oh, ten.

Guo: The personalities on stage and off stage are very good.

Y: that's good.

Guo: Besides these ten people, there are still some people who are debatable. They live too simply. Breakfast is the best thing in their hearts, and the world is in Yangcun.

Y: Oh, I've never been outside Tianjin. this is

Guo: They need to solve two problems: the first is food and clothing, and the second is shame.

Y: that's right. Shameless and hungry.

Guo: It would be great to be able to bear hardships like iron, not to be envied as mediocrity, and to have a clear conscience. Thanks to Mr. Yu Qian for his help.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Success needs friends, and great success needs enemies.

Y: really.

Guo: Thanks to China audio industry for all it has done for us. Since the establishment of Beijing Deyun Society, the mainstream audio industry has had baby sleep.

Y: What does this mean?

Guo: I woke up crying when I fell asleep.

Y: wow.

Guo: These people are really miserable. Thank who, thank all the audience friends.

Y: that's true.

Guo: You are our food and clothing parents. Without your support, we wouldn't be here today. Apprentices Degang Guo and Yu Qian pay tribute to my parents, thank you, thank you. I'm not extreme, I'm telling the truth.

Y: the truth.

Guo: I don't hold grudges. Some people have to pay for their mistakes. Ten years of wind and rain, have to thank those years. I felt really helpless at first. I am alone in the capital, with no tiles to cover me. In the afternoon, I stood in a cone, penniless, unaccompanied, cold and warm, and the world was cold. The poor made ten steel hooks in the cross street, and I couldn't hook my relatives. The rich are in the deep mountains and forests, and waving a stick can't break up meaningless guests and friends. The general has a gun in his hand, and the word "cold and hunger" can't stop him. A hero is not necessarily a hero at this point, let alone a crosstalk performer.

Y: really.

Guo: fortunately, everything has survived, and it is not bad now.

Y: not bad.

Guo: We survived. The children of Deyun Society are also very good, and the audience supports us.

Yes

Guo: The children of the two families are also inheriting this course. My son is an apprentice of Teacher Yu.

Y: hey.

Guo: His son Guo is my apprentice.

Y: I am poor. My full name is Guo.

Guo: Look at our hearts.

Y: what's the idea?

Guo: Do good deeds without leaving a name.

You can't leave your last name, you know, you must have your last name.

K: Oh.

Y: I left it.

Guo: Is the fish in the pot?

You can put it anywhere. You must put it there.

Guo: I really hope that we can go on like this forever.

Yes

Guo: Life is short. Not many people live to the age of 100. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

Y: You will laugh sooner or later.

Guo: Happiness is better than anything. We are competing with ourselves. We are thirty-four years old this year, and we really hope to have a good trip. When you are eighty or ninety years old, you can still stand on the stage and say cross talk. What a happy thing it is.

Y: great.

Guo: By that time, we will all be old and my hair will probably be gone. You will have white hair, too.

Y: I see.

Guo: White hair rolls up like Pleasant Goat. When the curtain was opened, two old people came to the stage hand in hand. What a good mood! In this case, the teacher has to say something.

Y: I have to say.

Guo: You have to say, eh. . .