What jokes in life make you laugh?

1, my classmates complained to me as soon as they met, saying that he always had night sweats some time ago and sweated when he fell asleep. The hospital examination cost hundreds of dollars. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor and prescribed more than a dozen pairs of Chinese medicines, all of which didn't work, getting worse every day. I asked, "What happened? Cured? " When asked about this, I obviously saw my classmate's mouth twitch and said angrily, "I changed a thin quilt."

2. An idiot friend came to my house to play, and I bought him Sprite. He took it and put it on the coffee table, and accidentally knocked it over. Sprite spilled, and the idiot turned green at first sight. Knocked over my desk, grabbed my collar and said, "Is this fucking water poisonous?"

I met a Jianghu elder brother the other day. My brother has a carp tattooed on each side of his calf. The colors are red and black. The fish head on the left is facing up and the fish head on the right is facing down. The shape is vigorous and the face is ferocious. This is terrible. At dinner, someone finally asked about the meaning of tattoos. Big Brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born in March 1976, 15 ..." We all cocked our ears, waiting for this doomed story. Big brother smoked a cigarette and said, "I'm a Pisces."

Go to the hospital and ask an expert if there is any way to lose weight without dieting or exercising. Experts say there is. I asked eagerly what it was. He said it was garlic. I thought it was wrong at first, but then I thought about it. That makes sense. Garlic can burn fat and promote metabolism. Experts say garlic can keep others away from you. The farther away, the smaller it looks.

A weak person is often bullied at school. I was bullied by my classmates in the morning and bullied by other classes after school. So one day he secretly took a rope, ran to a deserted place, hung it on a tree, and then ...........

Sitting on it as a swing, I feel much better

6. A friend of mine told a fortune last year that he was doomed to be lucky this year and would be deeply hurt by a woman who suddenly appeared. Yesterday, he was hit by an aunt riding an electric car at the corner, and he is still lying in the hospital.

7. I went to have my hair cut today, and I saw the barber next to me always saying to a girl: Beauty, let's get a perm! We have a new set meal of 5800 here. A perm will definitely look good. I didn't like it then. Isn't this a scam? I just stood up. Girl, don't listen to him. There is nothing more beautiful than you. After that, I calmly went out. The girl kept chasing me, probably to thank me. Ah! That's great.

8. A girl was fined for running laps in the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it began to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy running after her with an umbrella and moving it to the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy stared at her for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant. She whispered shyly, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy bowed his head and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? This umbrella is ten yuan. ...