Q: How did you spend Valentine's Day yesterday? A: I am sad.

1, I shook my head smartly and my wig was thrown out.

2. I once passed by a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

I cherish you, but you cherish others, and there will never be a place for me in your heart.

Don't say that you are unhappy at school, you can comfort yourself that summer vacation is coming.

5. When a man says that he will give you happiness for the rest of your life, he actually gives you sexual happiness for the rest of your life.

6, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.

7. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. Stand higher and pee farther.

No matter how hard I try, I can't get into your heart. Your love never belonged to me.

10, youth is like mahjong, you can either shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women, how many institutions count, just to enjoy the present.

1 1, diaosi will attack eventually, and auricularia will not return to powder.

12, tanabata, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will suffer all his life.

13, he is lonely, he has no money, he wanders, but I like it.

14, Q: How did you spend Valentine's Day yesterday? A: I am sad.

15, this lady is the unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

16, when others start to take an unusual road, I have already started to take a road that is not taken by others.

17, loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

18, clouds need clothes, flowers need capacity, pigs need fat, and people need red.

19, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

20. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly!

2 1, I will never forget you, your promise is as beautiful as a lie.

Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway-

23, a male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally it became a highway.

24. Is Tanabata A the brand of shoes? /calculate/

25. Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.

26, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

27. I finally know why military training should turn left and right, because I will get sunburned evenly.

28. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

29. Never offend Lan Xiang, or you will be at your own risk ~

30. I think single people need at least three pillows, one pillow, one hug and one between their legs to sleep.

3 1, I'm going to have the cutest result with my seniors soon, and I'm a little shy to think about it.

I survived when the whole class died of a cold. Now they are all well, and I was killed.

33. If a name can change my destiny, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

Don't tell me the story of black society as ordinary people. Don't always say that you are fine. Nothing is nothing.

35. What is crazier than being in love is being lovelorn.

Let me count my fingers. The temperature will not be very high tomorrow.

Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

Valentine's day confession message

1, I love you, but I dare not say, I'm afraid I'll die soon, I'm not afraid of death! I'm scared to death. No one loves you more than me! Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

Valentine's Day is only one day. Being with you is equivalent to 365 days a year. I wish there were a hundred such days.

4. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; When the situation needs to choose, I would rather smile at jade; Maybe the future will be more wonderful, maybe the afterlife will be better, but I pray that you will be passed down from generation to generation in reincarnation! Happy Valentine's Day!

5, sentient beings, every day is a festival; A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

6. Valentine's Day is here again. Let me present 999 roses, representing my 999 thoughts about you! I will always love you in the distance!

7. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

8. The lingering time reminds me that I love you and share your joys and sorrows. You are so perfect in my heart, whether it is cold or hot, or it is stormy, you are my favorite rose.

9. I hope that people will be together for a long time. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

10, love is eternal when it is you!

1 1. I can't be unhappy with the gift you gave me. If I can, I really want to be your lover forever!

12, every cell in my memory is as white as snow and as blue as the sky. I sigh to the sky, who created your pure eyes, pure hair, pure face, pure hands, pure legs and even pure kisses, which made me crazy. The most beautiful thing is your innocent heart, so precious. I really want to hug you for life!

13, sweetheart, you smile so sweetly. Why do you smile so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

14, buttonwood, it's raining in the middle of the night, and it's so bitter to leave love, with a sound of leaves and empty steps dripping into the light.

15, the blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; Gently blowing you in the distance, I am waiting for you with deep affection; The drizzle is romantic to you, and I miss you lonely. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

16, the sky changes, the earth changes, and the situation remains the same. Giving you all my love is the happiest thing in past lives's afterlife. ...

17. Life is such a contradiction and distress. Since I don't think I deserve you, why can't I be quiet at all? Instead, my heart is getting warmer and warmer, and my admiration is increasing day by day?

18, nice to meet you; Memories of the two places are endless. May you always remember me!

19, lonely night, I want you to accompany me, I am not lonely; Sad moments, I can't sleep without you; All happy things are worth sharing; Busy streets need you to accompany me so that I won't be tired; I want to snuggle up with you alone. Happy Valentine's Day!

20. You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. Valentine's day is coming, hedgehog wishes roses in the distance: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day.

2 1, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied if you are happy, and thinking of you is my happiness!

22. Where are you? I asked Breeze and he shook his head. I asked Baiyun and he closed his eyes. The moon only shows a guilty face at night. Where are you? I miss you so much.

23, tell you a good news, there is a love letter lying quietly in your mailbox, don't hurry to read it? Remember to reply.

24. Dry your tears! Be grateful, because we have formed a sacred alliance to worship love. For the sake of sweet and pure love, we can endure all pains and misfortunes, parting and poverty.

25, long heart, willing to love late autumn; The road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, may happiness always accompany you; Watching the sunrise and sunset, who is chasing the time? Look at the ebb and flow of the tide, who is enjoying romance? As long as you are with me, it is my lifelong wish! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

26, the farthest you, is my recent concern!

27. It seems like yesterday. You came into my world and stole my heart and the whole person ... don't pay me back! Because we want to be together forever!

28. The wind is looking forward to it at the top of the forest, and the clouds are thinking about it in the blue sky. Cold smoke drifted by and washed away like running water. I hope it can let you know how much I miss you and how much I want you to have the warmth of your life! Happy Valentine's Day!

29. There are no perfect people in the world. I love you. Please accept everything about me, including my shortcomings. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, because I am by your side!

30. I would like to turn into a rose, hold it tightly in your hand, and give out fragrance for you; I want to become a piece of chocolate. You gently hold it in your mouth, making you feel fragrant and slippery. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, without me by your side, you should wear warm clothes when it is cold, eat enough when you are hungry, sleep well when you are sleepy, and I am the only one in your dream, so I want nothing more!

I wish you a happy Valentine's Day. On this special day, please allow me to send you a bunch of roses and sincerely wish you the best.

33. The sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

Meeting you among thousands of people is my sweetness and my regret. Only a gentle greeting: "Are you okay? I really miss you! "

36. I remembered your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

37. My baby: The gentleness of your bow is like the shyness of a lotus flower that cannot be blown down by a cool breeze. Say treasure, say treasure, there is sweet sorrow in that treasure.

38. The true feelings paid are rewarded, and I will always be grateful to you. No matter when and where I miss you, I just love you wholeheartedly. In this troubled world, you are the only one who gives me happiness all my life.

39. From that day on, depending on you, love becomes meaningful and life is enriched. You are what I think, a beautiful angel, and I like being with you very much. You made me feel colorful love. As long as I have you, I can't do anything

40. For me, your name will always be the most charming word in my heart. But do you understand that when I call your name, my heart is burning with the hottest and most sincere feelings.

4 1, slow down and suddenly realize that the brightest performance is your input. I care about your every move. No matter what kind of love appears, I will not hesitate to exchange time for your meager happiness until I really forget it. Valentine's day, just want to say "I love you"!

42. Are you happy without me on Valentine's Day?

Dear, tell you: age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, money is not ability-so I want us to be together! Watching you happy every day! I hope we spend Valentine's Day every day!

44. Valentine's Day is a day when you go hand in hand from black hair to silver hair. Kissing is our language. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

45. Every Valentine's Day, I think: You are still my favorite! I can't forget the story of the past, do you remember it?

46, don't look at your eyes, don't look at your eyebrows, look at your heart, forget who I am!

47. Every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of every hour, every minute of every second, I miss you!

48. Even if I am far away from you, I will not be separated from you, because my mind is full of memories of you ... Those sleepy and gentle lips and eyes will torture my memories to the fullest.

49, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; Once told a story, I missed it; I only go once in my life, and I can't miss you. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

50. Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you. Dear, I miss you more on Valentine's Day!

52. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment.

53. Finally, today, I can get up the courage to say to you: This is our festival, and I will be the only lover in my life.

Can I spend Valentine's Day with you? Not answering is the default.

55. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

56. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and we feel the impermanence of life in the passage of time. In the night of missing, I often touch your name and cry. It's Valentine's Day again. Are you okay in another country?

57. Listen to a voice that dew is blown off by the breeze; Appreciate a picture, it is the long moon that adorns the starry sky; Love is a breath, a valley full of orchids; Love a person from dawn to dusk. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

58. I have a concern in my heart, and I give it to you, a friend. I wish you a satisfied lover on Valentine's Day, and I hope he will always be with you.

59. The roses of love are all over the streets, and the smiling faces of lovers are rippling in every corner. Inexplicably like this festival that originally belonged to the west. Dear, let's be lovers on such a day, shall we?

60. In my heart, there is a small room that opens the door for you. Its name is love. I always hide it in the warmest corner, and when you live in it, I can care more about you and love you more! ! ! Happy Valentine's Day!

6 1, with you by my side, I know I am the happiest in the world! Happy Valentine's Day!

62. Ten miles of Pinghu is covered with frost, and the green silk is worried about the New Year. Looking at each other on the moon, I only admire Yuanyang, not immortals.

202 1 single valentine's day talk about the sentimental wechat sent on valentine's day.

1. Will my heart be broken for you?

2. Don't go back, don't miss home, don't bring up the past, don't wait for your heart, and don't be an infatuated person.

3. Stop investing first, and then stop obsessing. I deleted everything about you and pretended that you didn't live in the future.

4. Some wounds, no matter how long, hurt when touched; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.

Just when I pressed the delete button, tears reminded me that it was over together.

6. I once naively thought that if you treat anyone with your heart, you can get true friendship and true love. Later, I met some people and experienced some things before I realized that everything was just what I thought.

7. Listen to less sad songs when you are sad, think less about the past when you are depressed, eat more when you are hungry, go to bed early when you are sleepy, and people who can't stay will get over it.

8. If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?

9. Just keep things like disappointment and grievances in mind. You don't need to explain what you know, why don't you explain what you don't understand.

10. People who are most afraid of waiting are always waiting, but all they get is disappointment and helplessness.

1 1. Even if I open my arms, we still have some distance.

12. I miss the feeling that the whole world is on my back.

13. I have a process and an ending, and I feel greedy after entanglement.

14. What I'm not good at is staying and leaving one by one.

15. If the most important person around me always leaves me, I would rather not have it all my life.

16. Sometimes you are not that important. Maybe you can live better if you are lighter.

17. When we were young, we all grew up, so we were naive and happy. When you grow up, you will grow up and live very tired.

18. In fact, you know that any relationship that needs your best to please will not last long. After all, feelings are complementary, and a person will be tired after taking the initiative for a long time.

19. Superman is streaking in the Red Triangle, too. /calculate/

20. The more you like someone, the less you will contact him. I always thought that if he liked me, he would find me.

2 1. I wanted to make a phone call to listen to your voice, but I found that time was passing and you were leaving.

I often think that when we meet again, we must be glamorous and make you regret it, but what's the use? You always leave me.

23. Sweet suddenly feels ignorant and naive. She always giggles like a child and forgets when she cries.

24. Speak if you have something to say, scold if you are dissatisfied, vent if you have emotions, and pour out if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day.

25. Strangers, friends, confidants and lovers are all strangers, but there are only some more memories in the middle.

26. Your journey has never seen my old age.

27. Now love is sometimes like blind resistance. When I came, I was magnificent, and when I left, I was extremely tragic.

Miss your lover's Valentine's Day

1, kiss you and me, keep the castle in private, and the night of the bridge will last forever!

I am waiting for our Qixi night. Will you come? I'm waiting!

3. Let's listen to the whispers of the cowherd and the weaver girl under the grape trellis.

I want to see you. For this day, I waited for 364 days to meet you at the old place.

5. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks up at the sky in the middle of the night, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish far away, and fish and water are infatuated forever.

6. Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies both arch bridges. Do you know that every family longs for the autumn moon?

7, how much infatuation in the wind and rain, how much tears for you in the night sky. Infatuation was originally affectionate, and when you meet, you smile and forget the enmity.

8. All the birds on Swan Lake have flown away, so it's no fun to walk together. These two trees are not connected to the forest, so if you don't want to fly first. (I miss you very much)

9. Tanabata, Tanabata, my moment; Weaver girl, Weaver girl, my bosom friend; Heaven and earth, gathering for thousands of years; Alas, I love my bosom friend.

10, the moon is bright as day, and the silver frost is boundless; Qixi Festival is a bridge full of affection. Fairy flowers and beautiful scenery blend together; Fairy magpies gather on the overpass to make you happy!

1 1. Missing is a kind of sweet melancholy, which can turn a woman's natural jealousy into sadness and dissolve it into a kind of deep feeling, as bright as moonlight.

12, knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

13. Tonight, we live in two places, and the galaxy of Hosta is separated from each other. The distance between the two places can't stop romance, and we also have a bridge of spiritual intersection!

14, thank you very much for giving me the happiest time in my life. Today is Valentine's Day in China. I wish you and I love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply!

15, meet on the bridge, sweet and sweet, and hold hands when we meet again after a long separation. Every sentence is deep and warm. Happy Tanabata to Cowherd and Weaver Girl!

16, love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is a gesture, waiting for love is an expectation, and not loving is an ability. But I still want to fall in love with you. Happy tanabata!

17, MM, May Qixi Valentine's Day: The boss follows you, the car lets you go, the flowers are fragrant with you, the handsome guy accompanies you, and the love is sweet with you-gg I miss you so much!

18, if there is love in the sky, if my dream will come true, let my heart love completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like the wind is blowing and the rain is not stopping.

19, we don't do cowherd and weaver girl, because they are too far apart and meet each other too short; We should be ourselves, because you are by my side, and hold my heart firmly!

20. Every word is my deep thoughts and deep blessings, which will always be tied to your warmth and joy. No matter where you are, may friendship last forever. Happy tanabata.

2 1, people, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

Although Tanabata is an annual festival where cowherd and weaver girl meet, I can accompany you, look at you and kiss you every day. Honey, what do you say? Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

23. Qixi Qixi; Timing of love; Cowherd and Weaver Girl; Meet each other late; Heaven and earth; Endless lingering; I hope my friends will seize the opportunity; Select the target; Quick attack; Send the truth.

24. Is it smart to make a wish on Tanabata? Give it a try! I hope to be your boyfriend! I hope you can love me forever! The most important thing is that I hope to know you! Happy tanabata!

25, love is very simple, just four steps: 1, you, 2, TA, 3, your heart, 4, together. Let lovers simply fall in love and be happy together. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

26. You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

27. On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head! Happy Valentine's Day!

28. Sincerity is only open to you, true love is only infatuated with you, and sincerity is only confession to you. Tanabata is coming, please believe that my love will be like a cowherd and will never change my love for you!

29. Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

When we first met, you were my unforgettable miss. Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. I am still your loyal friend, even if there is no fate. I sincerely wish you a happy Tanabata!

3 1, love has no length, love has no distance, and fate is always by your side. Collect sweetness, grasp happiness, and true love will never change. May you have the most sincere love and romantic feeling in the world. Happy tanabata!

32. Red flowers bloom because of green leaves, clouds dance because of breeze, and fish run because of touching water. I hope you will be sweeter because of the nourishment of love. Happy tanabata!

Since I had him, I really understand what it means to forget my friends. Tanabata is here, I wish you happiness forever. Alas, who told me to make such friends?

I do not love you enough. I just want to spend a little more time with you. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear tanabata, happy! Love you forever!

35. I used to have a thin face; Love makes me shameless; You are a maze that I can't walk through; I am very fragile to you; Remove the disguise and raise your hands; From prisoners to slaves! Happy Valentine's Day!

36. I believe you received a lot of short messages today, and my short messages are among them, but my short messages are different, because-they bring together thoughts and love, with the simplest hope, and only wish you happiness. Happy tanabata!

37. Tanabata is approaching. I wish you always romance, passion, youth, sincerity, purity, affection, sweetness and infatuation!

38. What you see is peace; What is ushered in is hope; Pressing down is happiness; May you be happy every day; Every month goes smoothly; Lucky every year; Happy tanabata! All shall be well, jack shall have Jill!

39. Between the green mountains and green waters, the scenery is infinite; Between the prosperous green willows, there is tenderness; There are thousands of emotions between the cowherd and the weaver girl; Tanabata is coming, you and I are affectionate, just want to hold your hand and accompany you to grow old together.

40. I never ask myself what to ask. I never want to know how long it has passed. I never want to be right or wrong. I never care how much I pay. I just want to give you my love and the future I can give you!

4 1, when the sun has not climbed the fence covered with vines, the morning glow has not had time to dye the emotional sky, and those red roses that can't wait have covered your windowsill, and Tanabata is full of charm. Wish you a happy holiday!

42. If there is no wind of concern, how can the cloud have the pace of expectation? Without sentimental clouds, how can the world be pure after rain? I miss you deeply in every stormy place! Happy tanabata!

43. Summing up the love tanabata, the cowherd and the weaver girl come to nectar. May the pursuers be happy and forget their troubles. Knowing that a woman must work hard, she will be happy to make your wedding dress. Love you today and never leave. Follow your example.

44. The summer breeze is fluttering, and the colorful heart is lonely. Bright eyes love to whisper. Can you hear the sound of an oriole? Looking back at the past, Qian Shan loves beauty. Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet at Queqiao, and love each other every day on Tanabata!

45. Queqiao meets on Tanabata, waiting for it, telling that lovesickness is on Tanabata and love is sweet on Tanabata. Cowherd and Weaver Girl promise: This message is forwarded seven times, and you are happy on Tanabata.

46. I calculated today that my love for you is only 100 pounds. Because I was weighed, my weight was only over 100 Jin. Not too little, this is my whole body and mind. Tanabata is coming. May my love make you happier and more beautiful.

47. Even if there is no magpie bridge, they will meet in their dreams every night. How can a small galaxy stop love? Deep thoughts will cut everything, and lovers will overcome all difficulties. Tanabata, cherish the lover around you!

48, thin clouds are tricky, flying stars spread hate, and text messages are all hidden. When I miss each other, I will overcome countless things in the world. Tenderness is like water, ceremony is like a dream, and love dies. When two people are happy on Tanabata, a short message is kept in the morning and evening.

49. Beauty, a bridge of friendship, is running romantically in the universe tonight, with a sweet smile and a happy smell. At this moment, it is jumping happily in the crowd, and it is the annual Qixi Festival. I wish my friends good health, bright future and happy love.

50. On Tanabata, I wish you lucky strike, good luck, good food, beautiful scenery, bosom friends and beautiful women. To sum up, in the days to come, you will be like a duck to water and have a happy Tanabata.

5 1, leisurely galaxy, true love wave; Tease the birds and magpies, and build a love magpie bridge; Pieces of colorful clouds embellish romantic time; Infatuated cowherd, gazing at the beloved Weaver Girl, expressing sincere love: Valentine's Day on Qixi, I love you forever!

52. Give love a face that is not old, and let love last forever; Give love a vow of no regrets, so that everyone who has loved will miss each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love overflow the world. Happy tanabata!

53. The fortune teller said that I was destined to be a peach blossom, and fate was inevitable. On Qixi night, I will miss you. Only by talking to people with the same fate can I alleviate my pain. The person who received this letter is predestined friends. I hope to keep my appointment on time.

54. Where are you? I asked Breeze and he shook his head. I asked Baiyun and he closed his eyes. I asked the moon, but he only showed a guilty face in the dark. Tanabata is here. I really miss you. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

55. I am madly in love with you, looking at you stupidly, losing my mind for you and doing my best. Hurt by love, crazy about love, confused about your mood, taught me not to know where to go! Can you have dinner with me on Valentine's Day evening?