Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

A brother's signature on QQ reads: Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you freaks won't understand.

This forced him to brazenly quote Show Lo's lines in The Journey to the West. Think about his appearance. Alas, not much to say, but tears. The stubborn Mr. Shi had to sigh that the network is really the best platform to force!

However, this signature reminds the stubborn Mr. Stone of someone. He is the most handsome guy in China history-Pan An. This passage is simply tailor-made for Brother Pan Dashuai.

In those days, Wang Po taught Simon the Wolf the method of "climbing a donkey into a fairy", and Simon the Wolf used it to pick up girls. A few days later, he put Pan Jinlian on the bed.

Among them, Pan refers to Pan An. If you want to get a girl with good quality, you can't say that you must be as handsome as Pan An, or at least live up to the audience, right? Appearance is the first factor. Wang Po has been there before. What a real experience! To add a digression, there are certainly many men who have harmed Wang Po in this life.

A handsome man is often said to be Pan An, so how handsome is Pan An himself?

According to historical records, wherever Pan An went, those big girls, kannika nimtragol and even old women came to witness his elegant demeanor, showing his true colors. These women are scrambling to throw fruits and vegetables at Pan An, which is comparable to the endless version of Plants vs Zombies. Applause and screams are endless, often causing traffic jams, just like some female fans saw Beckham.

Therefore, every time Pan An goes out, he always comes home with a full load. This is the historical allusion of the idiom "throwing fruit for profit".

Pan An's skin is getting better and better because he can often eat fresh fruits and vegetables, and his vitamins are well supplemented. In such a virtuous circle, he quickly became a domestic first-line star.

The more famous Pan An is, the crazier his fans are. Just watch him hand in hand. There was no such thing as a mobile phone camera at that time. Otherwise, handsome Pan will produce a photo album or something, which will definitely sell well, and future generations can feast their eyes on it.

Pan An, Pan An, you are so handsome, don't let your male compatriots live? At that time, there was a man named Zuo Si who wrote an article and spread it all over Luoyang City. At that time, Luoyang paper was expensive. He also wants to follow Pan An's example, have an idol addiction and get something for free.

It's a pity that this fellow's hardware configuration is too poor, which seems to be sorry for the audience. He was almost drowned by everyone in the street, and his idol became an elephant. History is always so interesting. Isn't this a living male version? It seems that even allusions can't escape the golden rule that men and women are not tired of cooperation.

Of course, Pan An is not just a master who lives by his face. He not only has a good skin, but also writes a good article. He is the largest writer in the Western Jin Dynasty.

One year, in order to encourage agricultural production, Sima Yan, Emperor Wu of the Jin Dynasty, went to the countryside to plow the fields for a show, and scholars all over the world took up pens to kiss his ass and praised Emperor Wu of the Jin Dynasty.

Pan An is no exception. He writes the best articles and flatters the loudest. Since ancient times, scholars despise each other. This little white face is so handsome and talented that it immediately attracted a lot of envy and jealousy. So people around Liang Wudi were disgusted with Pan An, so they colluded to suppress him, so that he could not be promoted within ten years.

Pan An was depressed until he was in his thirties, and he became a county magistrate in Heyang. As soon as he took office, he ordered the people of the county to plant peach blossoms and make every effort to beautify the geographical environment of Heyang County. When spring is in full bloom, the county magistrate Pan strolls in the place where peach blossoms are in full bloom, singing poems and enjoying themselves. The local people all call him the handsome guy of county flower and peach blossom in Heyang County, and the image spokesperson of the county.

I wonder if county magistrate Pan wants to build Heyang into a famous tourist city in China. Anyway, compared with those county lords who only know how to fatten their own pockets and keep mistresses, he is indeed a rare good official.

After the death of Emperor Wu of Jin, Yang Jun, a teacher, monopolized the power, and Pan An praised him greatly. Yang Jun just farted. It's delicious for him. Wearing anything is just unpleasant. Pan An was soon rewarded, and Yang Jun promoted him to be the secretary-general of a teacher's office.

Later, Yang Jun fought against Queen Jia Nanfeng and died in failure. As Pan An was a member of the Yang Jun faction, he lost his official position and his career fell into a trough again.

Pan An is a restless man. Now that the Queen and her gang are in power, he turns to please Jia Nanfeng's nephew Jiami.

This Jamie also likes to be arty and engage in literary creation. For talents like Pan An, he is very welcome, so he happily included Pan An in it.

Jamie is not a good bird in history either. She used the power of Queen Jia Nanfeng to conquer the country and did some activities that brought disaster to the country and the people. This fellow gathered a large number of literati, known as "twenty-four friends of Jingu", including Lu Ji, Zuo Si and other famous artists. Although these people are very talented, they lack character. They don't care what is right or wrong. They only care about the situation, sing praises for Jia Group and whitewash the peace.

Among them, Pan An is the hardest one, and the biggest stain in his life is the plot to help Jia Nanfeng kill Prince Sima Yi.

At that time, Jia's gang was very powerful, and the queen Jia Nanfeng had no children. She was afraid that Prince Sima Yu would seize power when he grew up, so she wanted to get rid of the prince. Brother Pan Dashuai played a key role in this conspiracy.

The specific implementation process is as follows: Pan An drafted an article plotting rebellion, and Jia Nanfeng ordered the prince to get drunk and coaxed him to copy it. The prince was as drunk as a fiddler and scribbled according to the article. Pan An drew a gourd ladle on the paper by imitating the handwriting of the prince, and the anti-book written by the prince himself came out. In this way, the poor prince lost his life in a daze Pan An used a pen as a knife, but he didn't see blood when he killed people.

After the death of the prince, Sima Lun, the prince of Zhao, cried cats and mice, and launched the "Eight Kings Rebellion" under the banner of revenge for the prince, and led the troops into the palace to kill Jia Nanfeng.

Pan An once offended Sun Xiu, a good gay friend of Sima Lun. Now that the enemy is in power, shall we let him go? What goes around comes around. Pan An was beheaded. Alas, he has been filial all his life, but he has brought trouble to his mother. Originally, there was a story in "Twenty-four Filial Pieties" that Pan An resigned to serve his mother, but it was a disaster for his mother because he participated in framing the prince. Later generations thought that he was not qualified for twenty-four filial piety, so he changed to someone else.

In life, Pan An is an extinct person. Although blessed, he never spends flowers and plants and is infatuated with his wife Yang. After Yang's death, he never got married.

"If you swim like a fish in Sichuan, you can see the middle of the road." Pan An's two words in mourning for his wife, Yang, are sincere and tear-jerking, and have become a famous sentence that has been passed down through the ages. Here, the stubborn Mr. Shi strongly suggests that those who advocate Pan Yang not to marry should stop being so stubborn. Historically, Pan Renmei had little responsibility for the death of Lao Yang's husband. You are too poisoned by storytelling and romance! Look at the love between Pan An and Yang 700 years earlier. If you can't learn well, you can't learn well.

Some people say that Pan An must be having an affair with Jia Nanfeng. There is a simple reason. Jia Nanfeng, a super slut who loves handsome guys like life, will never let go of Pan An, a stunner in the world that I still pity? Rumors about the two of them never stopped. One man and one woman, the wife is dead, the husband is an idiot, one is greedy for money, and the other is addicted to an affair. Nothing happened, which seems unreasonable.

Stubborn Mr. Shi dare not jump to conclusions here, because there is no record in historical materials, but no record does not mean no, and of course it does not mean there is. So with or without it, why don't you roll the dice?

Pan An's character is complicated, and he is half a devil for a long time. In fact, his heart is very painful, because in his heart, the two forces of justice and evil have been fighting to the death, which makes him physically and mentally exhausted.

Historians' comments on Pan An have always been mixed, some positive and some negative. You are a beautiful woman, but you are obsessed with profit and wealth, and finally you draw water with a sieve. The political chaos in the Western Jin Dynasty became a pot of porridge, and Pan An insisted on taking part in the fun, and finally ended up with a full door.

Alas, everything is fleeting, but who can really see through it? Those affectionate girls in Luoyang are all good wives and mothers now, right? After learning the news of Pan An's death, did they ever sigh for the lush years?