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Ask for bloody and horrible jokes or questions

In a small factory in the south, a female employee likes the leader of their production line.

Although the man is married, he still plays with the girl's feelings.

Once a girl was pregnant. She was at a loss and asked the man, "What should I do?" ? 」

The man lied to her and said, "I love you!" " As long as you take the child away, I will divorce my wife! 」

Women are so happy to hear that! They can finally be together.

She took the children away at night and went to work the next day. She was glad to tell the man that she had taken it off. Unexpectedly, the man never spoke to her again! Heartbroken, she thought hard: "I have made such a big sacrifice for you, how can you do this to me!" " I want to become a ghost and come to you! 」

At night, she wore red clothes and shoes, dyed her hair red and committed suicide by jumping off a building!

She didn't come to work the next day. It's easy for the man to think that she didn't come. In the evening, he went shopping in the night market with his wife and son.

Suddenly, a fortune teller stopped him: "Sir, you have been hacked, and you are afraid of death!" " 」

He wants to say, can you believe what a charlatan says? Ignore and leave.

The news of the girl's death reached the factory on the third day. This man got a fright! Is it true what the fortune teller said?

In the evening, he immediately went to the fortune teller: "Master, can you help me?" 」

"good! But you have to tell the whole story. 」

Later, the fortuneteller said, "This is really a grievance! When she died, she landed on her head and her brain must be broken. And dressed in red, deep resentment! She will come back for you in seven seven forty-nine days! 」

"So ... what should I do? 」

"I have figured out what day it is today. The deceased can't bend over because she committed suicide, so she can only stay on earth until that day. As long as you hide under the bed, she will smell your sun, but can't see you! As soon as the cock crows at dawn, you can escape this robbery! But you have to send your wife and children back to your mother's house first. Tell me the location of your home so that I can protect you! 」

That night, he hid under the bed, took out the amulet given by the fortune teller, and suddenly heard "touch!" 1, the door was knocked down and something jumped in!

He suddenly felt weak, cold hands and feet, thinking about eating pig's foot bread after eating.

He remembered the fortune teller's words, never looked out, and read the protection tactics taught by the fortune teller …

There was a loud collision in the room, and I could hear that the female ghost was probably mad because she couldn't find him! !

Those noisy voices seemed to him to say, "Give me back ~ my life ~ come! ! 」

I don't know how long it took, but the voice finally disappeared until the rooster crowed three times ... He dared to stick his head out and say:

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Wow, shit! ! My TV, washing machine and refrigerator are all gone! Robbery! ! ! !