The joke made me laugh and I was in a bad mood.

The joke made me laugh, and I was in a bad mood 1. Where do users like to turn off their phones? Ningbo

Because someone said: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off. . .

2. Which two kinds of vegetables use mobile phones? Radish cabbage

3. Who does Phelps admire most from China? Ba Jin

One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "It's taking a photo again!" "

6. Where do mobile phone users like to go best? Jilin Tonghua

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy.

7. Doctor ~ Come and see me! I have amnesia!

When did you find out that you had this disease?

What disease? ...

8. One day, a coffee cup and a glass were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted from behind: "Look out, there is a car!" " "

As a result, the glass was crushed . . Coffee cup is very good. Why?

Because coffee cups have ears, but glasses don't.

9. What is your annual salary?

B: Eight million.

A: There were 800,000 that month.

Yes, this is the basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

B: Dreaming.

10. What's your last name?

My name is Wei.

Wei what?

Why not? My father's surname is Wei, so my surname is Wei ~

1 1. In front of a Lanzhou Lamian Noodles,

"Boss, pull the noodles!"

"If you dare to eat, I will dare to pull!"

"……"

Who lives in the dark?

Tinker bell (because he can't see his fingers)

14. A male deer ran faster and faster on the road and finally became a high-speed male deer.

A cautious male deer ran faster and faster on the road, and finally became a cautious high-speed male deer.

15 .. cars can fly.

Guess a drink ....

coffee ...

Because ... (car)-(plane)

17.26 letters How many letters are left after E and T are removed? 2 1, because ET was taken away by UFO.

18. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met without saying hello. Why? Because they are all unfamiliar.

How many brothers does Aladdin have?

Three, Ala Jia, Ala Bing and Ala B.

20. Grandpa said to his grandson: Do you know that the fourteen books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet? Flying snow shoots at the White Deer Plain, laughing at the man of God leaning on Bi Yuan 'an!

Sun Tzu said disdainfully, do you know that seven books written by JK Rowling can be connected into one sentence? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

2 1. There is a little white rabbit running.

It ran two steps and then turned to the right.

Run two more steps and turn your head to the right.

Run two more steps and turn your head to the right.

why

Because it likes it.

22. A woman took her children to eat in an upscale restaurant. At this time, she lifted her clothes to breast-feed the child, but was stopped by the waiter. Why?

Because it says outside the restaurant: take-out is not allowed in this restaurant ~ ~ ~

23. An Italian couple, China, went to the market one day to buy chicken breast. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken feet, she points to her feet. The boss understood; Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why?

Because her husband can teach Italian.

24. Wolf in cold skin

25. On the Da Vinci code, there is a Da Vinci account.

Do you know what's under the da Vinci code?

This is Leonardo da Vinci's verification code

26. What's the difference between jumping on the twentieth floor and jumping on the second floor?

Twentieth floor: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Second floor: pa ~ ah ah ah ah ah.

27. Why does Sanmao insist on pulling out a hair?

Because San Mao wants to comb the middle

28. Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?

Because it will make the sea laugh (scream)

29. The father told his son a story: Once upon a time, there was a frog …

Son: Are there any science fiction stories?

Father: A long time ago, there was a frog in space …

Son: Do you have any restricted classes?

Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

30. The elephant asked the camel. Why does your * * * grow on your back? ..

The camel looked at the elephant and said, Stay away! I don't talk to people with JJ faces!

3 1. Once upon a time, many electrical appliances were in the same boat ~ The boat was sinking and they had to throw things down ~ They decided to tell jokes ~ Whoever's jokes were not funny would throw them down ~

The TV told a funny story first ~ everyone laughed ~ only the phone said, it's so cold ~ the TV was thrown down ~

It will still sink ~ so the computer says ~ it's funny. Everyone laughed ~ only the phone said it was cold ~

The computer was dropped ~

It will still sink ~ so the microwave oven racked its brains and came up with a super funny one ~ everyone laughed ~ the phone still said, it's so cold ~

Just when everyone was about to throw the microwave oven, I saw the cell phone turn angrily to the refrigerator and said, could you please stop laughing with your mouth open so wide? !

32. "Is my avatar awesome?" "like"

33. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying ... and finally ... sprouted.

34. There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. Girl says husband: I have a toothache ~ ~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said no! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: it doesn't hurt! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but there was nothing she could do. She stepped forward and asked the young man, young man, you are really something. Can you treat hemorrhoids?

35. Do you know which star Levi's hates most? The man of the matrix: angering Levi's.

36. Do you know which country is most beneficial to the rich? Poland. Because it's spectacular.

Do you know what people who go to Tianya like to drink best? Snow beer. Watch CCTV advertisement: Snow Beer, Brave for the World!

38. Do you know which one is related to all human activities and the whole nature? That man is Xixi. Because all human activities are related to the whole nature.

39. Do you know why Wang Laoji is so rich? Because Mr. Wang has a piece of land.

Do you know why Wang Lao went to the reception office? Because Mr. Wang Lao has a courier ~ Yi Yi Ya Yo.

40. One day, the elephant went to Cobra's house to play. Two people stood at the door and greeted each other. Cobra said to the elephant, Oh, look at you, come when you come. Why did you bring such a big-headed pig? You're welcome ~ ~

4 1. Why do Haier brothers only wear * * *?

No q coins

42. The passenger ship crossed a desert island.

In the distance, I saw a man with an animal skin and a beard on the island.

He screamed and waved, and the tourist asked who the captain was.

The captain said impatiently, I don't know. Every year when our ship passes by here, he will go crazy!

43. At dusk, I jog on the road.

A young man ran up from behind me and shouted into my ear, "Run!" " "

"What's the matter?" I asked the young man next to me.

"Run." The young man ran ahead of me.

After chasing 500 meters quickly, I panted and asked, "What's the matter?"

"You run too slowly." The young man left me and ran away.

Xiaoming asked his father to tell jokes before going to bed, and his father promised to tell him a story about a little bee.

Dad: There are two versions of the story of Little Bee. Do you want to listen to long or short?

Ming: yes ~ ~ ~ dragons, right?

Dad: Once upon a time, there was a little bee flying in the sky, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing ~ ~ ~

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz

~~~~~~

Ming: OK! Dad! Make a long story short ~ ~

Dad: once upon a time, there was a little bee flying in the sky ~ ~ om ~ pa ~ and it hit the wall and died ~ ~

45. Sichuanese should see a small animal before eating spicy food, and then they are not afraid of spicy food. What small animal is it?

cockroach

Because I see cockroaches are not afraid of spicy ~

46. The fortune teller met a young lady and said, I think you are in trouble. You have a bad omen. ..

The young lady said in surprise, so I took off my bra.

Fortune teller: That won't do either .. because you still can't escape the two * * * in life. ..

47. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest.

Finally, the bear thought about it.

Ask the rabbit: "Does it matter if the hair touches the stool?"

The rabbit replied, "Never mind!"

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped it.

48. Patient: "Doctor, I seem to be half deaf. You can only hear half of what you hear. "

Doctor: "Really? Then let me test it. 88"

Patient: "44"

49. One day, A was watching TV when he heard someone knocking at the door. He answered the door, but he didn't see anyone.

"Hello, can I have some water?" Only then did I find a snail at the door.

"no!" A kicked the snail away with an angry foot.

A few years later, A was watching TV alone at home when the knock on the door rang again.

A ran to open the door,

The snail said, "Why did you kick me just now?"

50. One morning, an officer with a reputation for being strict asked the early soldiers, "Are you cold?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Not cold!"

The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you shaking?"

Xiao Bing replied: "Frozen!"

5 1. Who is love?

Eskimo

52. It is said that Bao Qingtian has a habit before deciding a case, and that is to touch his forehead, talk about it, and then decide.

what are you reading?

53. Q: Who is the last * * * in the world?

Shakespeare.

54. Tell me a photo that has been banned for 130 years ~ ~ ~

Still banned ~ ~ ~

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

58. One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the stomach hospital and said to the doctor:

"I eat everything, eat watermelon and watermelon, eat cucumber and cucumber! \"

The doctor wanted to think, said to him:

"I think you have to eat shit! \"

59. A pair of corn fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A corn can't find another corn.

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

Next, two pieces of steamed bread fell in love.

So they decided to get married.

Wedding anniversary

A steamed bun can't find another steamed bun.

The steamed bread asked the flower roll next to it: Have you seen our steamed bread?

Han Juan: Honey, I'm sorry.

60. When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended "Lincoln" car, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call 1 and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family, too. "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, call them all and go!" In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

6 1. A girls' school is haunted.

One day I was met by Xiaohong.

The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . .

Xiaohong: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.

62. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

63. The little snake nervously asked the big snake brother, "Brother, are we poisonous?" The serpent said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

64. One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, "Can you carry me?" The little grape said, "Good!" As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death.

65. Wearing black underwear, standing in front of the mirror; Hit the chest 30 times, scream, and your chest will end ... black and blue. ..

66. Every time I see you wearing * * * ... I have an indescribable feeling in my heart.

That is ... the radish is wrapped in plastic wrap!

67. Xiaoming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and told the teacher that there were many ants in the toilet.

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiao Ming looked blank and said that the ant didn't say anything.

68. A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: No ... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

In a bad mood, tell a joke to make me laugh. I'm joking

In a bad mood, tell a joke to make me laugh? On the 34l bus, it is very crowded. I saw a man and a woman approaching the door. The man was wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a leather bag, and he looked embarrassed. The two chatted unscrupulously: M: Is your husband not at home tonight? (It's much quieter around ...) Woman: Well, he's out of town this week. M: Then can we play tonight? (Uncle next door turns to look ..) Woman: Do you want to play? (The aunt next door also turned her head ...) Male: As usual, I opened the room (the middle school students next door also turned their heads ...) Female: Hey, I won't come if you open the room, or I'll open it (everyone is surprised ...) Male: OK, you open it, and I'll come in and kill you (everyone around me gasped ...) Female: I don't know. Don't beg for mercy if you can't stand it (BS shines in the eyes of the masses) Male: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour. I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (killing people in the carriage ...) Female: Tell her to play dizzy ... Male: She can only fight landlords, but can't play bubble hall. ....

In a bad mood, who can tell a joke to make me laugh? It is recognized as the funniest 15 in the world, and it is a cold joke. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang and called a hundred-dollar bill: "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "tear it up, you don't even have five dollars!" " "2. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife." ... the magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and covet beauty!" Pathetic! "Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake. "3. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" "You'll die if you cut so hard!" Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "4. Panda Man wants QJ Panda Girl, and Panda Girl struggles and fights to the death. After the failure, Panda Man said angrily, "We are all going extinct!" " 5. Race between the tortoise and the hare ... The hare quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him: Come on, I'll carry you ... Then ... the snail climbed up ... Soon ... The tortoise saw an ant again and told him ... When the ant appeared ... he saw the snail above ... and said to him, you. Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast ... 6. A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy looked at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me? The boy finally said: Love girls, and asked: Then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan ... the boy put forty yuan on the table for a while ... The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me? The boy said: I have been proved! Forty is just around the corner! 7. One day, I visited a snack street and found a shop selling egg towers. Each kind looks delicious. I want to buy one to try. I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately? Shop assistant: No, it's Japanese. One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house: "Son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out after the fire ..." Son replied: "I'm wearing socks ..." Mother said: "What socks did you wear after the fire?" Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... The mother shouted nervously, "Son! Come out quickly ~ I'm on fire, and I'm still inside ... "The son said," I'm taking off my socks ... "9. A man went fishing by the river, wearing a leaf first ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, so he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ so he had to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was very angry and took out 65438+. Buy it yourself! "10, a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans: You have a good physique and you are in charge of coolies. Say to the French: You said you were an engineer and you were in charge of the mining plan. He said to the Japanese: You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 1 1, "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. "Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." The patient replied. "Then how far do you want to see!" One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said: I am too young to fart so smelly. It must be a cow. The cow said: I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly. The pig said: People who fart will blush. Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out and drove the pig away, saying, How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. One day, a man met God ... God suddenly kindly gave him a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes? The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Please give me nine lives ... God said ... your wish will come true one day ... That man is idle and bored ... He wants to say death ... In short, he has nine lives and is lying on the track ... As a result, a train passes by ... that man is still dead ... Why? Because there were 10 knots in the carriage of that train ... 14. One day, three people were sent from the funeral home. Strangely, their smiles after death were all ... The funeral home manager was puzzled and asked pol.ice: Why did their faces change? The policeman said: It's ... It's a long story ... Look at the man on the left ... He and his wife are in the spring night ... at the most * * * moment ... I can't stand it ... The administrator replied: Alas ... I would like to die in the flowers. Policeman: The one in the middle ... Oh, he ... is really a human tragedy ... He was walking on the road ... Suddenly, he heard that he won the first prize ... the prize was over 700 million yuan ... When he was laughing happily ... he was hit by an oncoming car ... and then he died ... Policeman: ... It's a pity that this one died ... He was killed while climbing a tree. The administrator replied: ... this is a bit wrong. Why did he laugh when he was struck by lightning? ... the policeman said: because he thought ... after climbing the tree, there was a sudden flash of lightning ... He thought ... it was not until the Tang Dynasty that the situation changed ... You have heard of Emperor Taizong! His old man raised a pair of Beijing dogs. Once Emperor Taizong went to Huashan to worship heaven, he took the pair of ... in the middle of the sacrifice. The bitch suddenly became anxious and ran under a tree to solve it. This is a very disrespectful behavior during the sacrifice, which annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, which hit the tree right. The tree fell down and killed the bitch. The male dog was very scared when he saw it. ...

Who will make me laugh when I am in a bad mood? I'll tell you a joke: a Chinese teacher read an ancient poem named "Wochun" by Lu You to her students and asked them to dictate. The Chinese teacher reads it like this. One student dictated the following: "Wo Chun" ("I am stupid"), listening to flowers in the dark (I have no education), lying on branches and hurting my bottom (my IQ is very low), listening to them like running water (ask me who I am), and listening to them from a distance. Hehe ~ Did you laugh? I hope you can have a happy smile.

I am in a bad mood. Three coup let you put aside your bad mood and decide your mental health. As a western proverb says, "the same thing, thinking is heaven, and not thinking is hell." Experts in cognitive therapy, one of the most popular schools of psychotherapy, believe that the formation of people's psychological problems can be divided into three steps: inducement (family conflict, emotional breakdown, career frustration, and disharmony in interpersonal relationships), unreasonable belief (misunderstanding of inducement), and result (bad behavior and emotion). Among them, unreasonable belief is the crux. In the core idea of cognitive therapy, it is "the way you look at the world determines the way the world treats you". And "hard work" is an unreasonable belief that plays a leading role. In fact, nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and it is common for people to turn around temporarily, which is beyond reproach. The process of dealing with setbacks is also an opportunity to stop and reflect deeply. It is worth encouraging to exercise our thinking and emotional intelligence and turn it into positive actions after thinking. However, if you can't think for too long, such as "it's meaningless to live, it's better to commit suicide" for more than two weeks, then consider depression. There are three kinds of hard feelings. The famous cognitive therapist Weissler classified the common "hard feelings" into three types. Think too much. In other words, to generalize, seize a little mistake and overthrow everything. After six years of emotional baptism, Li Ting and her husband finally entered the marriage hall, but they were unhappy because their in-laws took the wrong seat at the wedding banquet. After marriage, the husband is inseparable from the "eccentric" evaluation. Think less. That is, one track-minded, everything is black and white, and there is no room for manoeuvre. On the Internet, a woman who committed suicide because of her husband and mistress was once heated up. Some experts have analyzed that her problem is to bet all her life on feelings. I think it is broken. Everything has two sides, but only think of the bad side. Once upon a time, there was an old woman who loved to worry. Her eldest son sells umbrellas and her youngest son basks in salt, so the old woman is worried about her eldest son in sunny days and her youngest son in rainy days, so she is unhappy every day. Cognitive therapy is a professional psychotherapy, but its principle can also be used for self-regulation. Too many people need to find evidence to refute their unreasonable beliefs. Li Ting labeled her husband "eccentric", and now she can find some contrary evidence to refute herself. For example, her husband is diligent when he goes to her mother's house, but lazy when he goes back to her husband's house. People who think less should constantly remind themselves that there are other possibilities. The match was lit in the pocket, but fortunately there was no gunpowder in it; Finger pricked, thank god is not in the eye ... people who think badly should look for the positive side of things. After the wise man's advice, the old lady finally understood that it was easy to sell umbrellas in rainy days and dry salt in sunny days, so neither of her sons had to worry.

..... When I was the only one left in the world, I stood on the boundless land, and my heart was infinitely sad. I closed my eyes and looked up, and tears crossed my eyes ... In fact, I didn't want to give up ... Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity! When you get something, you also lose something ... everyone grows up in adversity. Let's grow together! In fact, life is very helpless ... you may lose your confidant who gets along with you day and night, or you may lose your friends who talk about everything! But you can't live in misery and pain. . People will be happy only in a promising life, but everything in the world is just a passing sight. We should cherish it ... and seize it! O(∩_∩)o ... Smile ... Life is beautiful, many people care about you and love you ... At least I'm always by your side ...!

Life is boring, it depends on how you look at it!

Emotional, social, career, too much pressure!

Whenever you encounter difficulties, you should tell yourself that you are not living for pain!

Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory! Think about everything!

Don't give yourself trouble for others or other things!

Life is just a few decades, have a good time every day and think about everything!

No one knows whether you will succeed after your efforts!

But still have to struggle, no one will succeed as soon as he comes up!

At present, the most important thing for you is to gain a firm foothold, study hard and be familiar with social experience in the future!

It often spreads wildly on the streets, from society, news, TV, newspapers and so on. Increase your knowledge! Understand the social market!

Then run in by yourself and know what business you should do, what store to open and how to do it!

If someone despises you and looks down on you, you think they are shouting!

Take your time, don't panic!

The road is tortuous, and the future may not be bright!

But people live to survive better, so they must struggle!

Man proposes, God disposes!

This life depends on the luck of the landlord!

Money has everything, sports cars. Villa, beauty!

Come on!

You can eat and watch TV.