Are there any sketches about breaking up?

W: What have you been doing for so long?

M: I went shopping.

Woman: I'm freezing to death. I have something to tell you. Guess what this is?

M: How can a boy guess a girl's mind? You won't take me to see * * *?

Woman: Shall we break up?

M: Huh? Not good!

Woman: Please break up with me. I am really convinced.

Man: Why did you break up with me after you took me? Serving me should be to worship me and be willing to be with me.

Woman: I'm really impressed with you, not worship, but wood!

Man: Wood is a plant, and I am an animal. You can't even tell plants from animals.

W: I don't think I have anything to talk about with you.

M: There is no topic in the world. Just mention a little more.

W: What do you want me to tell you? Let me give you a very simple example. When I say I want you to go shopping with me, if you are good, take me to the side of the road. Shopping is going to the mall, you know?

M: Then you should say shopping, not shopping. Shopping is shopping street, but you don't understand.

W: Do I have to explain everything to you to understand?

Man: How can I understand if you don't explain? Language is a communication channel between people. How can it be so-so?

W: Well, we're breaking up now. Yours, understand?

M: I see. I just don't care.

W: What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

Man: You shouldn't.

Woman: Go ahead, I will definitely change.

M: I like that you are unreasonable, lazy and bad. Can you change it?

W: I ... I ... How can I change? I've been like this since I was a kid. Aren't you embarrassing me?

M: well, break up until you change.

Woman: Forget it. I can't reason with you I'll go first.

Man: hey … don't go, it's not over yet.

Woman: I beg you to leave me alone. I really don't have the same language as you.

M: People from China don't speak the same language, and I can't speak English. Why don't they speak the same language? I can understand what you said. We still have the same language.

W: So you say that I speak the same language as all the people in China?

Man: Wrong! Do you know Mongolian, Tibetan and Korean?

W: I like others.

Man: What is he worse than me?

W: There's nothing good about it.

Man: Since he is inferior to others, what do you like about him?

Woman: What's worse than him?

M: If you don't speak the same language, you don't listen to me carefully. That's your problem. You can't break up with me for this.

Woman: Please, you are a good man and I am a bad woman. I don't deserve you. I am ugly, I am vicious, I am nothing, you are perfect, will you give me a way out?

M: It is an indisputable fact that I am a good man. You are a bad woman, so you are so bad. You don't deserve me. I can make do with it. You are ugly, don't come out to scare people.

Woman: I will break up with you whatever I say today.

M: I'm going to say goodbye to everything today, so let's talk about it tomorrow. I finally found someone and said goodbye.

Woman: OK, I won't break up!

M: Why not divide it again?

Woman: I serve you!

M: But you convinced me to share it with me just now.

Woman: I changed my mind!

Man: Why are women so fickle?

Woman: You! I have died at your hands in my life!

M: I don't think I am a highly educated person, and I won't do such vulgar things as killing people. Your guess is unlikely.

Woman: Seriously, did you have a puncture when you were a child?

M: No, I was always healthy when I was a child. The kindergarten teacher said that I could be admitted to Peking University.

Female: Peking University? Your teacher is really lying!

My teacher is not blind. I know this very well, because she is my grandmother.

Woman: You! You are so cruel!

M: Are we going to talk about the breakup?

Woman: I'm hungry. Let's eat first

Man: Oh, it's so cold. Can I take off my clothes for you?