Learn more about classic mood phrases

I texted you to chat with me, but you said you were playing mahjong. If you win the money, I will jump into Qiantang River. Hum, pig.

I am in love with you. Is there anyone like her?

You know, I've been waiting for your reply. Even if you don't care, you don't know my sadness.

God said to be bright, and I said not to, so now it is dark.

Men would rather be strong and enviable than weak!

When you see a beautiful woman, touch your pocket first to see if you have any money!

If I become a star one day, I will definitely take it off and show it to you!

Cherish Libra friends around you, even if the appearance doesn't matter, but the heart cherishes friends the most.

In the end, I still can't forget you.

I can't keep up with your steps. I think I'm lost.

I woke up early in the morning and found my pillow wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

There are no Amis in the south. For example, you are destined for love.

I was retarded last year, so I might as well be promoted to an idiot this year.

Finally, let go of love, you always understand too late.

The purer the love, the easier it is to be remembered.

It is not that happiness is too short, but that we are too sensitive to pain.

I am still waiting for you, those little happiness, I am serious, you are free.

Lost oneself can only be picked up slowly.

Being a heartless woman won't make you sad.

Best woman: Don't spend money for me. Best man: Don't save me money.

I hope the girl you love can give you warmth that I can't.

There is no man who is not a playboy, only a man who has no playboy ability.

Crazy people amuse themselves, feel sorry for themselves, be complacent, direct themselves and play themselves, and bring about their own destruction.

Are friends really mutually beneficial and take advantage of their own interests?

I'm not with you for the house or the car. I just want to spend my life with you in a down-to-earth way.

Why don't you cherish when I love you? I have to leave you and stay.

Friar Sand said, Now second brother's meat is more expensive than master's!

Put knowledge in your head first, and then put money in your pocket.

I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

Customers are God, but businesses say they believe in Buddhism.

I am the most normal among abnormal people and the most abnormal among normal people.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

A woman in high heels is a stunner, and a woman in canvas shoes is the best.

The garden couldn't be closed in spring, so I lured an almond out of the wall.

As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

If you want to wander the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

I am the most honest person, and I never lie, except this sentence.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

The direction of leaves is determined by the wind, and the direction of life is determined by yourself.

Love is bullshit. You said you loved me when you hugged me, and I said the same thing when you went home to hug your wife.

Beauty? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Professor Yang Zhenning told us that beauty is very important and you need it when you are old.

There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.

I'm just an easily forgotten child. tt .

She is always good to him, only good.

In this era, this world, there is no depression or anything, and you are embarrassed to meet friends.

In the real world, I am stupid. I am still stupid in the online world. I believe everything you say. In exchange for deception.

Do I really live well without you? Without me, it may be a relief.

Love is not only the lingering in the second year, but also the reincarnation in the third year. I can't forget the old ideas of four generations.

I really can't let go of the damage you have accumulated.

The crime rate rises before the exam and the suicide rate rises after the exam.

Love is more transparent than crystal.

When I heard a name, I remembered some songs, but I didn't recognize the previous melody.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

Being fooled for the first time is ignorant; The second time you are fooled, you are an idiot; The third time you fall for it, you are a genius!

Man is a gregarious animal. Loneliness is more terrible than car accidents now, and it has become the most powerful killer for men aged 20-20, so men with girlfriends will live longer.

The funny mood phrases that the young man asked the Zen master.

1. The young man asked the Zen master, "How can I end being single?" The Zen master pointed to the opposite mountain, and the young man said thoughtfully, "Does the Zen master mean that there is another master on the opposite mountain who can answer me?" The Zen master said, "I don't want to be a fucking Zen master." Are you still asking me? There are still vacancies on the opposite mountain, so you should be a Zen master as soon as possible. "

2. "Master, I dreamed last night that I became the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Can you tell me what this means? " "Well, dreams are the opposite." "You mean I'm straight?" "No, I said you were Sabie."

3. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, I ..." "There are some things that I can't let go of some people, right?" The young man exclaimed, "How does the master know?" "Come on," said the Zen master, pulling the young man as he walked, "I've cooked all the hot water, and it's hard for you idiots to think about it.

4. The young woman asked the Zen master, "Why am I young, beautiful and charming, but no man likes me?" The Zen master asked, "Do you know why men prefer the sea to the lake?" The young woman thought for a moment and replied excitedly, "I see, because the sea is a big challenge, and men like challenges, so they like the sea, right?" Zen master: "challenge my ass because the sea is big!" " "

The young man asked the Zen master, "I am often bullied and can't stand straight." The old Zen master smiled and took out a snake. The young man realized, "You want me to be as flexible as a snake, right?" The old Zen master smiled and replied, "Whoever bullies you, put this thing under his bed."

6. The young man asked the Zen master, "I broke up with my girlfriend who had been together for 7 years. Does love not exist? " The Zen master smiled and took the young man to the court where he was playing. "You'll see." After a long time, the young man mused, "What the master means is that the meaning of love is like a game. As long as the process is hard, it doesn't matter what the result is?" The master closed his eyes and said, "No! I mean, it's none of my business if you break up? "

7. The young man asked the Zen master, "Everyone says I'm ugly. Am I really ugly? " The Zen master picked up a glass of water and poured it on the young man's head. The young man is puzzled: "You mean, I am not so ugly when I wash my hair every day?" The Zen master replied: "Ugliness is even uglier at the end, and it is even uglier to raise a glass to pour ugliness."

8. The young man asked the Zen master, "What is one plus one?" The Zen master held out two fingers, and the young man wondered, "Do you mean I'll take a picture of you before you tell me the answer?" The Zen master slapped me in the face: "I said it is equal to two. Are you fucking kidding? "

9. The young man asked the Zen master, "My colleague bought a car and my classmate bought a house. Even my hair is worth a million dollars now, but I'm still broke. What should I do? " The Zen master took out an egg from the kitchen and handed it to him without saying a word. The young man looked at the egg in his hand: "You mean ... you take money lightly?" The Zen master pointed to the egg: "I mean you have an egg to use."

10. A buddy went to tell a fortune and said, "Master, I dreamed last night that all my teeth fell out." The master hung up the phone and said, "Don't worry, dreams are the opposite!" " The buddy asked, "Then what does this mean?" The master said flatly, "That means your lower teeth are going to fall out ..."

1 1. The young man asked the Zen master, "How can a master practice meditation without being disturbed by worldly things?" The Zen master smiled: "I always turn off my cell phone before going to bed every night!" " "

12. The young man asked the Zen master, "I am desperate for life because my wife has taken all the money." The Zen master took out an axe and cut off the table. The young man said thoughtfully, "Did the Zen master ask me to break my immediate fear?" The Zen master said, "You still want to talk to me when you have no money! Believe it or not, I'll chop you to death!

13. The young man asked the Zen master, "There are some things I can't let go." The Zen master threw the pork belly raised to his mouth into the garbage basket. Young man: "Are you asking me to correct my mistake, be kind and put down my butcher knife to become a Buddha?" The Zen master said, "I want to tell you that there will be no future unless you let go of your belly!" " "

14. The young man couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he asked the Zen master, "Master, I often suffer from insomnia. What should I do? " The Zen master closed his eyes and said nothing, pointing to the wall of the Zen room. The young man followed the hope, and a white wall came into view, and there was nothing else in the wall. The young man pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized, "Master means to abandon your distractions and have nothing to worry about before you can fall asleep?" The Zen master shook his head and was furious: "I mean, fuck off!" " It's one o'clock in the morning, don't let people sleep! "

15. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, chicken soup geometry, can you laugh at life?" The Zen master suddenly slapped the young man on the ground and handed him a cold medicine. After eating, the young man suddenly realized, "Master, you mean that my cultivation of chicken soup is still very weak. Should I use chicken soup to improve myself at any time in my life? " The Zen master shook his head and said, "You have taken the wrong medicine."

16. The young man asked the Zen master, "Some of my friends are divorced. What if you don't believe in love? " The Zen master smiled and pointed to a wooden hammer in front of him and said to the young man, "You'll see." The young man pondered for a long time and said thoughtfully, "What the master means is that the meaning of love, like this wooden hammer, seems insignificant, and as long as you persist, it will be strong?" The master closed his eyes and said, "No! I mean, divorce is none of your business. "

17. In the past, young people asked the Zen master, "What should the world do if it scolds me, humiliates me, laughs at me, belittles me, despises me and hates me?" The Zen master said, "Bear with him, let him go, bear with him and respect him." I see. Do you want me to watch it in a few years? ""No, I mean you deserve it. "

18. The young man said, "I want to have a lot of money." The Zen master said, "As long as you can find seven balls, your wish will come true." The young man asked, "Are you talking about the Dragon Ball?" The Zen master shook his head and said, "No, it's a two-color ball."

19. What is the gap between love and hate? After the young man knelt for 998 1 day, the Zen master told him: Leave.

20. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, can I ask you a question?" "Have you finished eating? He's in a mental hospital. Why don't you let him go? " The nurse behind the master scolded.

2 1. The young man asked the Zen master, "I have a big dream. If it is realized, there will be no more disputes in this world. So I need a lot of money, master. Can you help me? " The Zen master took out a children's hat and a pair of children's gloves and put them on the young people. Then he asked, "How do you feel?" "Hands, head is a little tight." "Me too."

22. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, some people have some things I can't let go." The Zen master casually threw down a bar of soap and said, "You see, putting it down is actually very simple, but it is more difficult to pick it up. Why don't you try to pick it up now? "

23. I finally found the Zen master who lived in seclusion in the deep mountains. He couldn't wait to ask, "I'm ugly. What should I do? " "If you are ugly, you should be like me." The young man nodded: "It's quiet inside, alone?" "No, ugly will like me to find a mountain to hide.

24. The young man visited the Zen master and said, "I think I may be a little abnormal. I like to force other men to commit same-sex adultery. I always have to torture and trample on them to be happy. " Without saying a word, the Zen master silently picked up a porcelain cup and put it on his chest. The young man suddenly realized, "Are you telling me to be merciful and get rid of bad karma from now on?" The Zen master said, "Be merciful to your sister! You take one more step and I'll kill you! "

25. The young man asked the Zen master, "I am excellent. Why am I still single? " The Zen master said, "Everything has a time and everything happens for a reason. It's still spring, how can there be apples? " The young man took out an iphone. The Zen master said, "So you are not an intellectual youth, but an idiot youth."

26. The young man asked the Zen master, "Why do most of the men and women who succeeded in holding hands in blind date programs end up cheating?" The Zen master took out a rubber band and made him suddenly let go. The rubber band bounced over and the young man's head was sweating. Squinting his eyes and rubbing his aching hands, he suddenly said, "You mean those injured people who are always unwilling to let go?" The Zen master said angrily, "I mean pimping will not come to a good end."

27. The Zen master sits in Yuntai and meditates every day, rain or shine. An admirer asked the Zen master, "Why do you have to sit for four hours every day, but what is the mysterious method?" The Zen master said indifferently, "The first two hours have washed my mind and washed away all the dust." "What about the last two hours?" "Leg acid, can't stand up.

28. Louis Koo asked the Zen master, "Master, netizens said I was black. What if I am very upset? " The Zen master touched Louis Koo's head, and Louis Koo suddenly realized, "Are you telling me to keep a clear head?" The Zen master was very angry: "Bullshit! The room was completely dark as soon as you came in. I want to know where you are!

29. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, some people have some things I can't let go." The Zen master casually threw down a bar of soap and said, "You see, putting it down is actually very simple, but it is more difficult to pick it up. Why don't you try to pick it up now? "

30. The young man asked the Zen master: I have been in contact with a girl for a long time, but the girl's reaction was very cold. The Zen master smiled and said, have you ever seen plants that grow in an instant? The youth silently took out the ipad to open his farm, then lit the flying fertilizer and then the radish.

The mood phrase of the healing system: the glass asks if the rain is tired, and the rain asks if the glass hurts.

1, this seemingly gorgeous night is full of lonely believers.

2, the storm is moving and the rain is falling, and the window is like a crock. The glass asks if the rain is tired, and the rain asks if the glass hurts.

I can suffer a lot, but I can't stand the injustice for half a minute.

4. Youth is only once, and love has not come to an end, and you don't know how many times you can love in your life.

I like morning best, as if everything can be started again. I feel sad at noon, and the hardest at night.

6. Actually, I used to have people who talked late into the night every day. But in the end we talked about everything, and then we went our separate ways.

7. I knew it was so embarrassing, why didn't I know it at the beginning?

8. There is too much helplessness in life. There are thousands of roads in Qian Qian, but only the one that suits you is the best.

9, tears, not necessarily the weak, on the contrary, it will be a real strong.

10, don't lament, don't struggle in the rain, and leave everything after a forbearance.

1 1, I have no regrets in my life. I remember that afternoon I ran in tears in the sunset, which was my lost youth.

12, life will be motivated if you have concerns in your heart.

Socrates' classic quotations Socrates' classic quotations

Socrates is a famous thinker, philosopher and educator in ancient Greece. He is also known as the three sages of ancient Greece with his student Plato and Plato's student Aristotle, and is generally regarded as the founder of western philosophy by later generations. The following is a compilation of Socrates' classic quotations, welcome to enjoy.

1, I know nothing but my ignorance.

The warmest love will have the coldest ending.

Do you think it strange if the gods think it is best for me to end my life now? Don't you know that up to now, I don't admit that anyone is better and happier than me? Because in my opinion, the person who lives best is the person who studies how to live best; The happiest people are those who are most aware that they are getting better.

4. Without struggle, there will be no progress.

5. It's time to leave. We parted ways. I die, you live.

I only know one thing in my life, why I am so ignorant.

7. When you need knowledge just like you need air under water, you will get it. When you need knowledge, just like you need air underwater, you can get it.

I know it will rain after thunder.

9. In the book, what bothers people when telling lies is not telling lies to others loudly in words, nor deliberately trying to mislead others, but telling lies to yourself in your own mind, especially in the most important things.

10, my mother is a midwife, and I want to follow in her footsteps. I am a spiritual midwife, helping others to generate their own thoughts.

1 1. The best person is yourself.

12, the root of all wisdom and understanding is contained in this sentence: people know themselves.

13. In any case, I first determine a principle that I think is the most sound, and then set everything that seems to conform to this principle, whether it is from the reason or from other aspects, it is true; Anything that doesn't match is not true.

14. For philosophers, death is the ultimate self-realization and a welcome thing, because it opens the door to real knowledge, frees the soul from the fetters of the body, and finally realizes the visual realm of a bright paradise.

15, I know nothing except my ignorance.

16, I only know one thing, that is, I know nothing.

17, a life without thinking is not worth living.

18, my genius is that I know a little more than others, that is, I know I am ignorant.

19, owe a friend a wish, owe God a chicken.

20. Adversity is an institution of higher learning that trains people.

2 1, to make a ridiculous analogy, I am like a gadfly, biting you everywhere all day, waking you up, persuading you and accusing you.