Joke: The outing of the tortoise family _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

One day, three turtles, turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son, decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken to Yangmingshan.

After ten years of hard work, I finally succeeded. Sit on the floor, unload your equipment and get ready for dinner. Shit ~ ~ ~ damn it! No can opener!

Father turtle said, "turtle son ... go back and get it!" " "

Mother turtle said, "Good son … Hurry up! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together ... hurry back. "

The turtle son said, "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! …"

Turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies, 20 years have passed, and the turtle son has not yet appeared. ...

Mother turtle can't stand it: "Wife ... Do you want to eat first?" I'm super hungry and say ... "

Father Tortoise said, "No … Is it a joke to promise?" Promise your son ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! "

Father Tortoise said it had been five years ... and there was no sign of his son.

Whatever! ! Parents decided to start! Take out the pie and be affectionate.

Father Tortoise said, "Wife ... you eat first!" " "

Mother turtle said, "Son … I'm sorry!" " Mom is really hungry! "

Take a big bite and the pie will hurt! It's too late to say now ... turtle son jumped out from behind the tree and said, "fuck, I knew you would steal food and trick me into going back to get the can opener?" I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! ! "