The story of dog leg in classical Chinese

One day, police officer Ralph was patrolling the street. Feeling a little thirsty, I picked up an apple and chewed it. Suddenly I saw an officer coming from the opposite side, followed by a group of soldiers. Unconsciously, he narrowed his eyes and looked at it carefully. It was General Ulargui Mill. He immediately threw away the apple in his hand, wiped his mouth, greeted him with a warm smile and said, "Hello, General!" "

"Who are you?" General ulaguimill is very confused. He really can't remember when he met the police officer. "

"It was Ralph who helped you find the dog last time."

"hmm." General Ulargui Mill nodded indifferently.

"To tell you the truth, your dog is really smart. Bite the bad guy's finger in one bite. Look at its smart ears. You can see that it is the best of all dogs. I believe that your dog will be a brave dog without training ... "

"Nonsense!" Ralph's words were suddenly interrupted. "That dog tastes good ..." Ralph was startled. It turned out that the dog had been eaten by the general, and it was really flattering to the horse's leg. He had a brainwave and quickly said, "I told you, why are the general's livestock so thin?" Later I heard that it was because the dog's nutrition was absorbed by its bones. Although it is so thin, its bones are brittle and nutritious. The general has a good eye! How can others tell? "

"You bastard! I saw that stupid dog couldn't even catch the rabbit, so I had it cut down and fed to the dog. I didn't expect his brothers to eat well. What are you talking about? "

With a wave of his hand, the general threw Ralph to the ground and took out his gun.

Only Ralph growled in pain. ...

"The general is really a good marksmanship! Today is really glad you came, and finally shot down the eagle that has been chasing for a long time. " The general's men flatter the general's prey.

As a result, the shot did not hit Ralph. But what about Ralph? Why didn't you hear him kiss up? How could he give up such a good opportunity?

When they looked back, it turned out that he was dead!

Example 2:

Prohor, the chef, took the dog to the general's house, followed by Ralph, a police officer in a military coat. The guard brought Ralph into the living room. Ralph looked a little cold, and the general's coat was tightly wrapped from time to time.

Ralph stood in the living room, waiting for the arrival of the general's brother, Ulargui Mir Ivanich. After a long time, Ivanic came down from upstairs slowly, looked at Ralph and asked slowly, "Did you bring my beagle back?" Ralph hurriedly bother to promise. Ivanic waved him to sit down and asked, "How did you bring my dog back?" I heard it bites people? ""Oh, it makes me angry. This puppy is so clever, but that bastard said that the puppy bit him and wanted to pay for it. I decided to acquit the dog, and that bastard khryukin falsely accused him, and he deserved it. How can your old man's dog bite people? Obviously, that guy wants some compensation. "Ralph talked a lot about his experience in solving crimes.

"Oh, I see. It is said that some people scold the dog, saying that it is a wild dog, a base embryo and a base beast. Is that so? " "This ... that ..." Ralph said incoherently. "Well ... it seems that khryukin scolded. What immoral thing can he do for compensation? " He wiped his sweat with his hand as he spoke. "By the way, has your family lived here for some time? Then ... do you want me to be a guide and show you around? " At this point, the panic on Ralph's face disappeared and his eyes narrowed as if he had done something great. "No, I'm just staying here for a few days." Ralph was rejected by Ivanic. He tried to change the subject in the name of Ivanic's visit, but he was turned down. He was afraid that Ivanic would mention the puppy again, so he stood up and said goodbye to it. But he didn't dare to stride out of the living room door, just bowed while retreating.

After he left the living room, Ivanic snorted coldly behind him. Ralph only felt a chill on his back, so he quickly wrapped his coat and left.

Example 3:

After dealing with the dog bite, Ralph walked forward and met the general's brother. Ralph hurried forward and made a warm 90-degree bow: "Mr. Ulargui Mill Ivanich, have you lost a dog? Alas! This little guy was almost destroyed. That ridiculous guy in khryukin stuck a cigarette in the dog's nose. Fortunately, your dog bit him wisely. But khryukin said that the dog bit him for no reason and asked you to pay him some money. Well done! I taught him a lesson. That bastard had to run away. The puppy has been taken away by your chef Prohor. I just want to go to your house and don't want to meet you here ... "Ivanic said flatly," I see. " Say and turn away. Only Ralph blushed and stood in the cold wind. What embarrassed me was khryukin. He immediately wrapped his coat and went to the jewelry store.

He Liu Zhengjin sat at the door and bandaged his finger. Ralph said savagely, "Brother khryukin, you are so carefree!" He Liujin shivered and the bandage fell to the ground.

Ralph went to the store and picked up his cigar. "Is this something that pokes the dog's nose?" Khryukin lit a cigarette for him with a wry smile. Ralph took a drag on his cigarette and said slowly, "Brother General, this dog came back and died. This is a Mexican crested dog, worth tens of thousands of rubles. The general is angry! The consequences are very serious! I told you that dogs are fragile animals ... all your damn fingers! "

Khryukin's face changed stupidly: "police ... what do you think?"

Ralph plopped down in the chair that Jedlin moved, and continued slowly, "It's up to the owner to beat the dog. The law is in the general's mouth, but it depends on his old man's mood. What can I do! "

Khryukin plopped down on his knees, hugged Ralph's leg and said, "Dear Mr. Ralph, I know you have a kind heart. I suffered this disaster for no reason. You can't ignore it! " He fell on Ralph's lap and began to cry sadly.

"Good good. It is not without ... "Ralph touched the ring on his left hand and appreciated it carefully. Khryukin thought for a while, dried his tears, went back to the back room and took out a small bag of things and handed it to Ralph: "Look, there are not many valuable things in my shop, only a few ounces of gold that Mitric used to play with jewelry yesterday. Please help me ask the general for help. I will be grateful to you. "

Ralph held it in his arms and sighed, "Alas! Who told me that my heart is too soft! I don't care if you have anything, do I? I'll try. If there is nothing else, I will go first. " Khryukin looked at Ralph's fat figure and felt a kind of sadness without tears.

Walking in the square, Ralph turned to the policeman and said, "The Yeldrin brothers are really learned when they are policemen! You can learn slowly. " He burst out laughing. Yelinder followed with a grin and confiscated gooseberry. ...

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