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1. Stir-fried dishes are too green. Poor people talk and wild people listen.

I know how to swim in Hong Kong! I can't even dial the phone, I already know! Who are you? Have you ever seen me clearly?

3. The number of drunk street lamps, but I don't know how many.

4. People are doing, but the sky is watching.

I will only do one thing well in the rest of my life, and that is to discipline daughter D.

6. Gambi, I tied a distance with a red ribbon as a gift for you.

7. One thousand dollars is hard to buy. Look back.

8. To be a man, you really need to gag and laugh when you should.

As long as you know, all grandchildren are filial to you and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival 365 days a year. When we eat light porridge, it is eyebrow porridge.

10. I don't talk to you because you never talk to me.

1 1. equidistant, my grandfather and son ate happily and didn't eat a good meal.

12. We are a family, and we have to overcome difficulties.

13. Don't be afraid of mountains when traveling and beaches when sailing.

14. Youth has not failed.

15. If you want to mow the grass, you must bend down first.

16. When can you cure your childish illness?

17. If you walk at night, you will encounter ghosts, and if you do injustice, you will hang yourself.

18. If anything happens, it's Chen Dawen.

19. You are the most ruthless. You are simply your strength, the world champion.

20. Verbal generosity, lonely wallet.

2 1. Is it really a mother with milk?

22. Stocks and stocks are very old!

23. All places belong to the modeling world, which is the star of tomorrow, the star ... I just promoted you at IKEA!

24. Grandma runs fast and must be the best in the world.

25. In short, you can judge this woman, and I am very accurate, especially this woman.

26. I think it is necessary to live a hard-working life.

27. You have done it, you know.

28. If you don't fight back, you won't talk back.

29. Gan Taizu, go up to the high pillow and twist it. I'll wait for you to say a few words.

30. Mrs. Gan, why don't you come closer and pass by Gacha?

Hong:

1. People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

2. I am a humble person, a right person, and I worship God.

Hey:

1. Find a rainy night, why not take advantage of the forest?

2. A person will be happy enough to cry, but not sad enough to cry.

3. You don't care about the third party! You are a third party! You don't know a third party? There is no third party in this world.

I am your grandmother. Before you were born, I ate two watermelons and left you to be reborn.

School Police Series-School Police Ambition

Li Baiqiao: Do you have the courage to be a coward, but don't have the courage to face the challenge?

Let me tell you something. In fact, I lived in America when I was very young, but I was never happy. Although I am tall, I used to be thin. I still remember when I first arrived in America, I couldn't speak English, and I was often bullied, teased and teased. In fact, I look a lot like you now. I dare not talk nonsense. I have no confidence in myself. I feel very useless. But then I figured it out. It's none of my business. Some people like to improve themselves by belittling others and prove to others how capable they are. But after a while, I finally figured it out. I don't want to be bullied by such people any more. There is only one way, that is, to prove to him that you are actually very strong, so he won't provoke you.

Learn to be vigilant

Fiona: It's beautiful.

Baiqiao: Are there many fish to see here like Ocean Park?

Fiona: Do you think it is possible to take them all home?

Li Baiqiao: Do you want to sell fish at home?

Fiona: You help me raise it, move it to your house, and I'll play.

Li Baiqiao: Huh?

Fiona: This is Xiao Lin and this is Xiao Qiao.

Li Baiqiao: How to divide it? They look very similar.

Fiona: If you look closely, you will find that Xiao Lin is more beautiful and Xiao Qiao is uglier. Xiao Qiao ... remember not to bully Xiao Lin in the future. You have to listen to everything she says, okay?

Li Baiqiao: If Xiao Lin is better, Xiao Qiao will love her more.

Fiona: Xiao Lin would be more obedient if Xiao Qiao's eyes were not so prominent. What are you laughing at?

Li Baiqiao: I was thinking that if I was at work or in class, you would look at the goldfish in a daze like an old man and a dog.

Fiona: Yes, I am an old man and you are a dog.

Li Baiqiao: Fiona, I promise.

Fiona: I can't hear you.

Li Baiqiao: I will study hard in these two years.

Fiona: I can't hear you.

Li Baiqiao: Then upgrade to be an inspector as soon as possible.

Fiona: I can't hear you.

Li Baiqiao: Then we can get married early.

Fiona: I heard you.

Li Baiqiao: I will always face you until I am eighty years old.

Fiona: Why?

Li Baiqiao: Because I will see all your teeth fall out.

Fiona: I will face you until I am 100 years old.

Li Baiqiao: Why?

Fiona: Because I'm going to watch your teeth fall out and put on a gold tooth.

Li Baiqiao: You have a bad heart. How could you do that?

Fiona: How about it?

Li Baiqiao: Why can't you get over it? You are still young, so you will die. Isn't it a pity? Why don't you come down and tell me slowly, see what I can do for you and try my best to help you.

My girlfriend left me, too. I love my girlfriend very much. We are both policemen, so it is rare to be together. We also plan to get married in two years and live happily together until 100. But just six months ago, I saw her shot and killed by a thief.

Have you ever lost two people you love most in one year? A few months before my girlfriend died, I just met my real father and he died before I could call him.

They are all buried in the same place now. Doesn't that sound bad? If I give up like this, I will feel sorry for myself.

Even if no one cares about you and cares about you, it doesn't matter if no one loves you. The most important thing is that you care about yourself and you haven't given up on yourself.

School police sniper

Li Baiqiao: Zhong, I now order you to get up at once, disinfect and clean up.

Li Baiqiao: Principal, teachers and classmates, today I want to talk to you about the dangers of drug abuse. According to the statistics of the police this year, drug abuse tends to be younger. In the first three months, the first season ...

Originally, I prepared a long speech today, hoping to tell you about the dangers of drug abuse, but after reading this speech, it actually reminded me of a girl who fell from a building last night.

Without giving some official figures, let me talk about my feelings. Last night on the rooftop, I grabbed her hand and told her never to let go, but unfortunately, in the end, she let go. A 15 girl with excellent academic performance. A mother loved her very much, but chose to end her life in front of me yesterday. Why? Because she took LSD, she didn't know what she was doing! At the moment she fell, she thought she was flying. This picture is deeply imprinted on my mind. I even remember her in my dreams. It turns out that drugs can destroy an innocent girl so easily. I feel guilty, but I just felt guilty for one night. From the first day I became a policeman, I knew I would face many different challenges. We can't shrink back, we can't be afraid, we can't be ashamed and we can't regret it. As long as we work hard every day. You should all be the same, stand firm in the face of temptation, because one wrong step may lead to nothing. Even his own life is gone. Because drugs are far more harmful than you think. We police will try our best to protect you. But you should also cherish yourselves. Don't give criminals any chance. On behalf of the 30,000 police officers in Hong Kong, I swear to you here that even if there is only one criminal left in Hong Kong, we will never be soft.

Li Baiqiao: One thing after another, the social order in Hong Kong is maintained by the police. But not only you, but more than 20,000 police officers in Hong Kong stick to their posts and do their duty, so no society in Hong Kong can influence social order and public order in Hong Kong.

Li Baiqiao: I, Li Baiqiao, sincerely pledge to join the Hong Kong Police Force and serve the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region wholeheartedly. I am fearless, selfless, honest and conscientious.

Li Baiqiao: We Hong Kong police will never target anyone unless you commit a crime or you are a member of the underworld.

Li Baiqiao: Today we are brothers. We will be good brothers for life.

Li Baiqiao: Do you believe in life? I feel more and more like a lone star in Dreadwind, and all the people close to me are not with me one after another.

Love story-Note: Xiao Li is Xu Xiaoli (Xi Li Mei) (Yang Yi) and Xiao Bo is Jing Bo (Lin Ruimeng).

Xiaoli: Didn't anyone play with you before?

Xiao Bo: I spend most of my time in the lab. I'm not allowed to play ball in the lab.

Xiaoli: Oh, your pants are dirty. It's hard to clean them.

Xiao Bo: That's all right. I'll prepare it for the chemistry professor next door.

Xiao Bo: "When a man and a woman walk together, the secretion of phenylalanine, a hormone in the body, will increase, which will make you feel high and produce a feeling of joy. When the concentration increases, two people are affected by this hormone at the same time, and their feelings will reach the strongest. This state and relationship can be defined as love. "

Third, Xiaoli: "By the way, do you know the way back?"

Xiao Bo: "No problem, I just bought a GPS. Of course, I have to know how to chase girls. "

4. Mr. Lo asked Xiao Bo, "What do you like about her?"

Xiao Bo: "Usually stars will answer this question-I don't respond to this question."

Xiao Bo: Sorry, it's my fault. I miscalculated. That topic should not be calculated like this.

Xiao Li: What math problem did you work out? What does sorry have to do with miscalculating the topic?

Xiao Bo: Between you and me, I always thought that one plus one equals two, and the result is binary, 1+ 1=0.

Xiaoli: What? Wait, I have given up the topic. I fell in love with you first From the moment I felt for you, I knew we came from different worlds. I had no idea that we would be together (both of us were in tears at this time). You teach me, you tell me what aniline propionic acid is. You said that when a man and a woman walk together, this hormone will increase, feelings will improve, and this relationship and state will improve. You like me because your aniline propionic acid concentration has increased. You never said we were together because of a math problem. When did it become a math problem? Falling in love is a chemical problem, but breaking up is a math problem.

6. Xiao Bo received a note that said "Zhengmeng C"

Xiao Bo: I just received a note with nothing written on it except my signature. Few people call themselves "Zhengmeng C".

I wonder which classmate it is.

Mrs KOO: where is your girlfriend?

Xiao Bo: Still looking.

Xiaoli: Doesn't she know the way?

Xiao Bo: No, I mean I'm still looking for a girlfriend.

8. Xiao Bo: I remember a month ago, I had a good friend Gordon, who bet with me that I would never win this prize this year, because in the past, the winners were usually people over 30. I said at that time, well, if I get it, you can donate 5 million to my research center, and he agreed immediately, so I want to take this opportunity to remind my friend. thank you

Nine, the finale lines

Xiao Bo said at the award ceremony:

The new function I found can help astronomers calculate the life cycle of the sun. After 7 billion years, the sun will expand and explode, and then die, which means that after 7 billion years, the earth will be wiped out. Rational thinking enables me to solve many scientific problems. I grew up thinking that everything in the world can be analyzed and calculated by reason, but I want to tell you today that I completely deny all my previous ideas. As long as you have experienced love and being loved, you will know that the most precious thing in the world can only be felt and appreciated with your heart, and there will be no calculation method. Loving someone can keep you awake all night; Without what you love, the world will be dark and dead. I lost my favorite girlfriend because of my previous insistence. The last time we met was in Australia. I left alone that night. I walked to the river and looked at the stars all over the sky. I'm thinking, if God lets me be with her; If there is reincarnation; If I can love her forever, I can only love her for another 7 billion years, but these are my own fantasies. Can anyone tell me if it is possible to make a time machine in my lifetime, so that I can go back to the past and start over, fall in love again?