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A humorous person's composition (about 600 words)

My little uncle is a very humorous person. Every word he says will make us children believe him; Everything he says will make us laugh our heads off!

My little uncle has a round belly like me. His belly is a standard beer belly. I like patting his stomach best. Sounds like a wave drum. It was fun! Little uncle's chubby face is embedded with two "pearls", which are small and beautiful. When he laughed, he couldn't find them and became a thin crack. He always wears a pair of glasses, as if he were learned.

My uncle's unique skill is to make people laugh like children. My brothers and sisters and I always praise him as: It's no big deal-Mr. Wang Dapeng, everyone laughs, flowers bloom and the sun shines brighter-the invincible king of children! My uncle really has a way. At that time, a very strict man came to visit my uncle's house. He sat there like a Woodenhead, with a serious face. My little uncle told him the story of Socrates: once, Socrates and his friends were talking happily, and his wife suddenly burst in and made a scene, throwing a pot of water on Socrates' head, making the philosopher look like a drowned rat. When my friends saw this scene, they were shocked and thought there would be a fierce fight. However, Socrates was not angry. Instead, he said humorously, "I thought it would be a downpour after the thunder." Hearing this, my friends all laughed and enlivened the embarrassing scene. Socrates' wife had to retire in shame. After listening to this story, the guest still gave my uncle a stomachache. Such a unsmiling person, his little uncle can make him laugh. You can imagine how charming his little uncle is!

My uncle said in a speech, "Men are like thumbs, and women are like little fingers." Unexpectedly, the voice just fell and the venue was in an uproar, and the female audience strongly opposed the speaker's metaphor. The speaker immediately added: "ladies, people's thumbs are strong, while their little fingers are slender, slim, smart and lovely." I wonder which of you ladies would like to turn it upside down? " A word calmed the anger of the female audience and smiled at each other. Every time my uncle publishes a "long paper", our children's faces bloom like mushrooms after rain, and their palms are as red as monkey's buttocks. One by one in high spirits, all laughing off their fangs.

This is my little uncle, an adult who is always childish. His heart is always a teenager, and he can read the hearts of all children. Although he is an adult on the surface, he is a child at heart. Any bad thing will turn into a good thing when he gets there, because he has a heart that never grows old and a childlike heart. Let's remember this eternal child king!