Chat routines, classic jokes of others.

What jokes do others have? It's not wrong for you to look like this, it's a crime! The following is the information of Vanky sorting out other people's jokes for your reference!

Routine other people's jokes and excellent articles

1. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.

2. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

3. Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, while men often fill in all kinds of women with one QQ number.

4. The unfairness of this world lies in what God says. I want light! ? So there was this day. Beauty said? I want a diamond ring! ? So she bought a diamond ring. The rich man said? I want a woman! ? So he had a woman. I said? I want to take a bath! ? I can't believe the water stopped.

5. If the telephone bill is overdrawn by 10,000 yuan, it will be sentenced to life, and if the person is killed, it will be sentenced to several years; Atm malicious withdrawal is sentenced to life, and corruption is sentenced to tens of millions of years. celebrity quote

6. Don't say forever, don't say forever. Who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But life is made up of countless now, and every moment is forever.

7. If you ask your friends around you, if nine out of ten people say they don't know, then this is an opportunity. If ten people and nine people know it, it is an industry.

8. Deal with people, listen more and talk less. That's why God gave us a mouth and two ears.

9. Mengpo soup is delicious. How does it taste? forget

10. I heard that you had a natural birth, son. Is it rebellion if you don't do this?

1 1. Please get together and leave the earth fruitfully. Thank you.

12. Comrade Lei Feng must be all thumbs, otherwise doing good deeds will always be found out.

13. Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Because he doesn't understand my darkness during the day.

14. You told me to go out, I went out, and you told me to come back. I'm sorry I'm stuck.

15. I am the most trustworthy person. I won't pay you back until I pay you back.

Routine other people's joke classics

1. I have been running in the field of hope, and it is inevitable that I will not trip over the stone of disappointment.

Don't challenge my patience with your temper, or you will die beautifully.

It's not wrong for you to look like this, it's just a crime.

You are invisible. You can't help talking to me. Your spirit is worth learning.

A cheating man is like money in dog shit, but it's a pity that it's disgusting if you don't pick it up.

6. Jealousy is a knife, either inserted in others or in yourself.

7. Love usually means abandoning a fool and getting a liar.

I like you, but you like her. I am a big joke.

9. Life is like an angry bird. When you make a mistake, there are always several pigs laughing.

10. Why did you die so fast? Tell me who you fired.

1 1. Swearing is not necessarily a good person. Some people pretend to be a gentleman with a bad stomach.

12. Looking back and smiling, chickens fly and dogs jump; You stand smart and smelly.

Routine other people's jokes and recommended articles

1. Your IQ is in arrears. Please talk to me after charging.

2. What's the use of being handsome? Can he be used as a credit card machine in the bank?

What's the use of good character? Can you eat on the table?

4. What is love, cheating; What is gentleness and meanness?

Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

6. Creative life goal: the peasant woman has a little field.

7. I never retaliate. I usually take revenge on the spot.

8. It's naive. Who is fighting now? They usually go directly to the hospital.

9. Friend, please tell my brother when sending poison gas.

10. During the onset of indirect depression, don't disturb strangers and stay away from acquaintances.

1 1. What matters these days is speed, otherwise you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.

12. Can you say that you don't want something from the past?

13. Not everyone has everything, and not everyone has nothing.

14. Dear friends, I really envy you. I know you are so young.

15. It's really reassuring to feel on the same land as you.

16. I started hiding in his corner every day and occasionally bubbling.

17. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

18. You are not a traffic policeman in my mind and have no right to interfere in my direction.