? Classic lines of the only-child mother-in-law

Classic lines of the only-child mother-in-law

The Mother-in-law of the Only Child tells the story of a group of only children born in 1980s or 1990s, who have all kinds of "parents" and "parents' adults" and are facing all kinds of "pension problems". The play stars Tanya, Li Jian, Liu Yihan, Alvin and Frang.

1, the secret of love: you can't live without me, and I can't live without you. When two people get married and come together, their hands are inseparable.

2, two people live together, don't care too much, it is better to be simple. It is said that if you get married, you will get married, if you lose things, you will lose things, and if you have children, you will have children, but there is one thing: "Hold your hand and grow old with your son."

3, handsome to earth-shattering, overwhelming and terrible. (Is suffering a compliment? )

4, beautiful and shocking, landslides and cracks, the sun and the moon are dull.

5. Married to an only child, Otawa's mother-in-law lived together. Suddenly, their world became a family reunion.

6, Bai Fumei-a free-to-eat, rich, smelly beauty (quote someone's signature)

7. Choose my bear's paw and forget the little crucian carp.

8. At present, we have two united fronts, no explosions and no class struggle.

9. Why do you always use your own interests to deny other people's ideas?

10, I'm not impulsive, I'm angry.

1 1, I am not without your carrots, I can't be a seat!

12, women are like houses, which need to be painted and decorated frequently.

13, is she also a beauty queen? Air dry!

14. Change gradually or in one step?

15, women and boys who are decent and standard all their lives.

16, women are like books, and you are the most classic sentence: donkey dung sprinkled with cream (describing women's makeup)

17. After going to the streets, hold your head too high. I must think of the people. I can't make people stretch their necks.

18, Old cucumber painted with green paint, act young.

19, popular? The flu is more like it.

20, wife, wife, old TV is a partner.

2 1. This person is like a Bluetooth headset. If you are around him, he will contact you and match you. If you are not with him, he will automatically search for other available devices.

22. A woman's vanity is not a shortcoming, but a man's failure to satisfy a woman's vanity is a shortcoming.

23. When a mother's mouth is broken, there is always a locomotive waiting for you.

24. It is better for a child to be old than to be alone.

25, love is not enough, acting to make up.

If a man can't give you material security, he should at least give you the deepest and truest love wholeheartedly.

27. Choosing a girlfriend is like filling out a college entrance examination volunteer. The first choice you asked me to fill in may not be suitable for me, nor may it be suitable for me. The second option is better than not taking the exam.

28. The fortune teller said that you will never have a woman in your life, and you will gradually get used to not having a woman in your life.

29. No matter how long your mother's hands are, they can't reach your husband's house. You have to fight your mother-in-law.

30. Find a job you like and make yourself happy from 8 am to 8 pm; Find someone you like and make you happy from 8 pm to 8 am.

3 1, if there is no ghost in your heart, even under your nose, she will live in peace; If you have ulterior motives, you can wink at her no matter where she is;

32. There is a kind of favor, that is, the more you help, the more busy you are. Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

33. Declaration of love: If you are white and I am a Tang priest, you will not hesitate to eat my meat; If you are Zhu Yingtai, I am Ma Wencai, and I am willing to be remembered for you forever; If you are Pan Jinlian, I am.

34. When we agree, we listen to the host; when we disagree, we listen to the hostess.

Laugh with her when she is happy, and make her laugh when she is unhappy.

36. The floor is the host's face, and guests will see the floor as soon as they enter the room. Hee hee, so always clean up.

37. Mother-in-law will always be angry with her daughter-in-law, and there will always be disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. When you finally become a grandmother after 30 years, find the feeling of being a mother-in-law from your daughter-in-law.

38. The kitchen can also wash out a happy person.

39. You are the wind and I am the sand; You are leather shoes, I am a brush; You are a delicate rose, and I am a preservative.

40. Everyone has his reasons and excuses for making mistakes. It is very important that people should be responsible for their mistakes.

4 1, there are policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom.

42. If you don't have some private money with you, it will be inconvenient to spend it.

43. Don't take medicine when others are ill. (Don't be too suspicious)

44. There is no doubt that there is no money, and there is still a thousand.

45, urinating at dawn, not guaranteed at night.

46. Nerves become steel bars.

47. It's not fast and light to sharpen your gun when you get cold feet.

48. What is the most important thing to tame a man? Not beautiful, because men will eventually get tired of aesthetics. Not smart, because men like to find people who are a little dumber than him, just like an old saying: women without talent are virtue. The most important thing to tame a man is not to love him too much. Love him to seven points, but show as much as twelve points, making him self-righteous, but you can attack and defend.