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Terror neon lamp

A large building materials market called B&Q has bright neon lights at night. One day, because some lamps couldn't stand the wind and rain, they finally died gloriously, leaving only one: a white female corpse.

Don't pick your nose at midnight.

1. Xiaodong is very handsome, but he has never had a girlfriend. At the age of 40, he couldn't help but desperately ask for a visa. The fortune teller said, "You had a marriage, but it broke down."

Xiaodong asked why.

The fortune teller said regretfully, "Your destiny takes a hand's wife played the game of peeling apples in the middle of the night to see her husband. As a result, she saw you picking your nose in the mirror, which looked ugly." In desperation, she broke off her relationship and became a monk. "

Xiaodong fainted, and when he was carried home, he saw someone say, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night ~ ~!" "

2. The old man upstairs said, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night."

Everyone thinks he's crazy. How can a man of his age talk in his sleep?

He and I are good friends, and I want to see why we can't pick our noses in the middle of the night.

While my wife and children were asleep, I got up secretly, stood in the living room and began to dig, dig, dig and dig hard. I only heard a scream, then the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and then the screams.

I went to the balcony and saw a guy in black lying on the ground, hanging a rope from the roof and passing by my house.

Only later did I know it was a thief. I want to climb down the rope to the rich man's house downstairs to commit a crime. When I passed my balcony, I saw a twisted face and a guy with a finger in his nose. I was so scared that I accidentally fell down.

Damn it, Lao Dong wasn't afraid when he climbed the wall and stole the bitch, was he?

It is true that people know each other's faces, but not their hearts. Starting today, for the stability and prosperity of the building, I decided to dig my nose on the balcony for an hour every night!

Uncle Dong downstairs said to everyone, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night."

Uncle Zhang downstairs stands on the balcony and picks his nose every night, making his wife clamor for a divorce. I think it is necessary to study it. Is this evidence that aliens brainwashed humans? Or a sign of the end of the earth?

I picked my nose carefully in the house tonight. It's very elegant and elegant. Suddenly something fell to the ground near the TV. I looked back, ah! ! ! !

A girl with black hair and white robe, half of her face is lying on the ground, and the other half is still struggling on TV. Is it? ! Is the legendary Sadako?

She got up, regardless of a wobbly eyeball outside her eyes, rushed over and gave me a good beating (55555555555 ~ ~, girls are good or bad). When she left, she shouted, "I hate people picking their noses!" " .

Finally, I understood that Uncle Dong picked his nose in the middle of the night and was beaten by a passing Zhen Zi, so he began to warn others. Uncle Zhang is a good friend of Uncle Dong. In order to avenge Uncle Dong, he picks his nose in the middle of the night every day and draws Zhen Zi out. I didn't expect Zhenzi to come to my house this time, 5555 ~ ~ ~ ~.

The next day, I also began to say to everyone: "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night!" "

Xiao Zhang upstairs stands on the balcony and picks his nose every midnight.

Xiaodong upstairs said to everyone, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night."

Upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, and the yard are all black and blue these two days, and people have begun to say, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night."

As a successful businessman, I decided to understand this popular trend and specific content. So, I decided to pick my nose at midnight today.

I carefully washed the little finger of my right hand n times and put it into my right nostril gracefully. I dug very carefully and really felt comfortable. I decided to learn from Xiao Zhang and dig on the balcony, so as to ensure a complete understanding of the true meaning of picking nostrils in the middle of the night.

There is plenty of moonlight, so I don't think it is necessary to turn on the light (save electricity) and go straight to the balcony glass door.

I saw a beautiful night scene, and then bang. I misjudged and ran into the glass door. It's very painful, because I was picking my nose and my nose was punctured by my finger. A nosebleed of 3.56cc made me cry three drops.

The market development plan ended in loss. Xiaodong should have hit the wall while picking his nose in the middle of the night (he is nearsighted), so he warned everyone not to pick his nose. Xiao Zhang is a clown, probably not believing in evil, so try to show him.

The reason why Xiaoting is suspicious may be because he also wants to explore potential hot markets. He is so greedy at an early age that he must be a strong opponent in the future. Be careful! But I think his contribution should be worse than mine, and I hope to get rid of this idea of seeing money as soon as possible.

Ah ~ ~! By the way, I forgot to add a piece of toilet paper to the income statement. Although it was picked out from the wastebasket in the bathroom, I should pay attention.

I also want to start promoting "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night" to you, and pay the bill together!

5。 The rich man upstairs sincerely said to everyone, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night". (but the expression is really want to dig, hand in his pocket as usual. )

Big Zhang upstairs in my room stood at the window in the middle of the night picking his nose.

Dong Zi upstairs in my building was arrested the day before yesterday and sent to a mental hospital. Before he left, he was still shouting, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night!"

My upstairs, upstairs, and upstairs court are also nervous these days. I say "don't pick your nose in the middle of the night" when I meet people, and I swish away when I see a little girl with long hair.

I am a person who pays attention to organizational discipline. I can't leave the crowd. Since everyone worked hard, I shouldn't fall behind, so I started picking my nose tonight.

I stood in front of the balcony for an hour, but I still couldn't make up my mind to put my finger in. It's too dirty! Even if my cleanliness is cured, I can't imagine having sex with my fingers and nostrils. But I can't be divorced from the masses!

Just thinking about it, a surprised scream came from behind: "You didn't pick your nose? ! ! Finally something to eat. Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ "

Looking back, a female ghost with long hair and dirty hair floated in mid-air and looked at me excitedly, as if watching a big meal.

Pick your nose or die, that's a question.

Although I can't imagine my fingers entering my nostrils, I can't imagine myself being eaten by a female ghost whose hair has not been combed for at least 1 hour. There is an obvious stain with a diameter of 0. 1 mm on her white clothes, and then she is excreted (oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~).

When the female ghost pounced on me, I closed my eyes and resolutely put my finger into my nostrils, and two lines of tears rolled down. I have fallen!

I haven't opened my eyes yet, but I heard the shrill scream of the female ghost, and then there was a heavy blow. I fell to the ground and thought about the answer. It turned out that this guy named Dong Zi was mad after picking his nose in the middle of the night in order to avoid the female ghost's fangs. He also said that the warning was' Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night'.

Zhang is his good friend. I don't know where he got the real version, so he picks his nose in front of the window every night to survive. I didn't expect Tingting, a child with ulterior motives, not only refused to tell the truth, but also spread the rumor that' Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night'.

However, the rich man has a kind heart under his indifferent appearance. He said' Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night' (probably for fear of female ghosts' revenge'), but he told me the magic weapon of survival with his eyes. Ah! Life ~ ~ ~, haven't you had enough fun? I'm dying.

On the third day, as soon as I could get up, I struggled to go out and told everyone "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night" (not afraid of female ghost revenge, I just wanted to save the revolutionary power), but I still said to everyone with burning eyes: "Dig, dig, let's dig our nose again!"

My' secretary' upstairs began to go crazy these days, and people all over the street said, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night." Then staring at people gives me the creeps.

The rich man upstairs said these days, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night!" " "His strange eyes gave me the creeps, and at the same time, his hand enlarged the big hole in my pocket. )

My brother Zhang, who is upstairs, stands on the balcony and picks his nose at midnight every day. Recently, his wife's divorce papers have all arrived, but he hasn't signed them yet, and he has something to do.

My brother Dong, upstairs and upstairs, begged people to bring back a message from a mental hospital the other day, and said, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night."

My upstairs, upstairs, upstairs, upstairs court, not far from the fate of Brother Dong. It's not that he always says to everyone, "Don't pick your nose in the middle of the night." But as soon as he saw the girl, he shouted' goblin! ! ! Damn it, you think you are the Monkey King?

6。 Sitting in the living room at night, thinking. I have always disdained to go along with those ordinary people, but I don't want to give up socializing every night, just wash and sleep. I waver between "vulgarity" and "happiness"

She screamed happily, "You didn't pick your nose today."

You don't have to look back, but you know it's that silly girl. At the beginning, in order to be different, I chose to keep a female ghost as a pet, and I specially borrowed a midnight to bring back the famous Zhen Zi. But when I got tired of raising her, I kicked her out and found my own food. Who told her so many questions that she would starve to death if she didn't eat the rice with booger cooked by herself?

She asked me to cook for her and said she hadn't eaten for a long time. I'm so bored that I don't even bother to lift my eyelids. Let's get started! I grabbed her finger and stuffed it into my nose. Well ~ ~ ~, girls' hands are still different and the size is moderate.

After raising her for so long, she runs faster than a ghost!

Forget it, just happy and quiet, I sat down, bathed in moonlight, and picked my nose beautifully.