Fortune tellers shouldn't send their friends away like this.

Sentences suitable for satirizing people in a circle of friends

Sentence 1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Why cover your face with your ass?

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

Even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. -

In the face of temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

6. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything!

7. You say you just fool around all day, or you just fool around.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.

9. I hung my head and kept silent, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!

1 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

12. I'm really surprised at your shameless.

13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.

14. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig waist face!

15. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)

The second sentence is suitable for satirizing people in the circle of friends 16. Four great sorrows in life: a long drought meets a shower, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

You look very energetic. !

18. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

19. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight and you will be romantic, give you some light and you will be brilliant, and give you some candlelight and you will be flooded.

20. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

2 1. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

22. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

23. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

24. Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose!

25. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

26. Don't tell me when you break up: "In fact, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

27. I don't know why you laugh all day. It's like a broken cloth shoe exploding.

28. When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down at you, my neck will ache.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

30. People can do anything. The word "bitch" is not suitable for you!

Sentences about satirists are suitable for sending friends (a collection of 30 sentences)

Sentences about irony are suitable for sending friends. 1. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day!

Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.

3. clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

4. A person's death is a tragedy.

I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

6. Your skull is full of shit, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.

7. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

8. When you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.

9. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

10. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

1 1. You didn't listen to what you said, you didn't do it after listening, you made mistakes after doing it, and you still refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

13. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.

14. I'm not a fortune teller on Tianqiao, and I can't say what you like to hear.

15. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

The sentence about satire is suitable for sending friends circle 2 16. I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

17. All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

18. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

19. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between politeness and clothing.

What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

2 1. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

22. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. I'm sorry for my poor education!

23. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

24. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

25. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.

26. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

27. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;

28. In the past, a woman tried to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

29. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?

30. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence (1) 1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

2. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

Look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words.

5. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

6. I would rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear the fact that you are on cloud nine under men!

7. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

8. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

9. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and then hold down "CTRL-V".

10. People say I married you with flowers from cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

1 1. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

12. I've never seen you like this. I said no, and you confessed like this.

13. Nothing, but when Big Wolf called, they made up one lie after another.

14. You look very creative and live bravely!

15. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

Senior satirist's circle of friends sentence (Part II) 16. Every woman with a large number of people hangs a lady's sign.

17. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics plan has been completed. Why didn't your mother realize you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

18. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

19. You should still have some self-knowledge. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

20. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2 1. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

22. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

24. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

25. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

26. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

27. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

28. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People will pickle salted fish for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

29. Living wastes air, and dying wastes land and RMB.

Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

The cynical sentences in the circle of friends do not contain dirty words.

The satirical sentences in the circle of friends do not contain dirty words (I) 1. Do you have childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

2. Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?

3. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

I have seen many ugly people, but there are too many people who have grown up like you!

6. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it is basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.

7. Once upon a time, a woman tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

8. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

9. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

10. I can't play the piano, play chess, draw pictures or write calligraphy, so washing and cooking are very tiring.

1 1. I am looking for bricks with my head down silently, not modesty.

12. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will be painful without me.

13. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

14. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15. Keep your position straight, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

There is no swearing in the satirical sentences in the circle of friends (below) 16. You sound like Shakespeare and Zorro, sand and left.

17. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

18. How did a man die: Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting it-beautiful death.

19. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

20. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

2 1. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

22. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

23. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

24. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

25. You say you just fool around all day, or just fool around.

26. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

27. Other people's money and wealth are my property.

Zhong Wuyan has something to do, but Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.

29. You look fresh! !

30. Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose!