A touching joke of Nanpai's uncle.

Xiao Jiu once loved a man, and people in the street called him black blind.

1. "Xiao Jiu really wants to talk to the blind, but when the words are spoken, it becomes a roll, and the blind are always easy to be noticed and push your luck. 」

2. "Everyone knows that Grandpa Xiao Jiu of Jiumen has a bad temper, so every time I see the blind man with a new smile on his face, I sweat for him.

Strangely, when he was brought back by Xiao Jiu to exchange questions, he was always black and swollen but happy. Xiao Jiu didn't get up the next day.

It lasted about a week. 」

3. "Xie Yuhua always thinks that the blind man is deaf. For example, if he says get out, the blind man will get into his bed.

Blind people always find their flowers awkward. For example, when he said get out, he clearly signaled him to get into his bed. 」

4. "Xiao Jiu found a photo of sunglasses in his pink mobile phone, which always appeared every other day after being deleted. When singling out, Grandpa Black leaned over with a smile. You see, they are a good match. 」

5. "Jieyuhua has adapted to life without blind people, and Jiejia's business is becoming more and more stable, so there is no need to sing on stage.

Only occasionally step on the stage to sing a word or two of red makeup, or it is inevitable to habitually take a look at the seat where that person often sits under the stage. 」

6. "When the blind man is away, Xiao Jiu always sits under the Haitang, lost in thought.

What did he say then? I don't remember.

Just a little flower heart, heartache for no reason. 」

7. "The blind think everything is just a dream.

The man with a pretty pink shirt seems to have hit him backwards again and again with his elbow yesterday. The eyes that Hongfeng picked on him are full of the amorous feelings of the stage all the year round.

It's beautiful. He wants it.

Now you put a handful of ashes in a mahogany box and tell him that the Sri Lankan has passed away. I'm sorry for your loss. How can you believe it? 」

8. "Flower, you finally married me."

In the bridal chamber, the word "hi" was red, lotus seeds and peanuts were all over the bed, and the blind man leaned against the bed. He smiled sadly for the first time, clutching the urn tightly in his hand and whispering.

A deep voice, like a whisper between lovers.

"But why can't I be happy ... spend time talking ..." "

9. "Xiao Jiu tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep. The blind man has been in the field for three days and hasn't come back.

When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, I suddenly felt a warm gasp around my ears, and my body was tightly held in my arms, covered in blood and warm.

"* * * ..." Halfway through, people leaned their heads against their shoulders, and their voices were a little tired. "Don't talk ... I just want to hug for a while ..."

10. "Q: When did you like each other?

Flower: bow your head and concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

Black man: Smile and look at Mr. Hua. Love at first sight, of course.

Hua: I took a look at the blind man and left.

Hei: Still laughing, watching my wife tell me where to go?

Hua: Turn off your cell phone and go home. Don't embarrass me here!

Black: always look at people with a smile ~ "You don't know how to explain words with fifty secrets, reproduced from the notes of grave robbery."

1. Jie Yuhua will go to the ladies' room before she is ten years old.

2. Jieyuhua's childhood In her short childhood, she was accused by many little boys.

3. Xie Yuhua doesn't remember the girl very much, but she remembers the Yangchun noodles she made for herself.

Xie Yuhua was a vengeful person since he was a child. When I was a child, Wu Xie once lifted a little flower skirt, so he peed his pants with firecrackers.

After grandpa died, Jieyuhua finally learned to make up by herself.

Hearing the news of his father's death, Xie Yuhua didn't have much reaction. In his heart, he never knew this man.

7. Jiehua can talk in his sleep.

8. After meeting Wu Xie at Crescent Hotel, Xie Yuhua was a little lonely because she didn't recognize him when she was young.

9. Jieyu Flower has basically no concept of birthday. Xiu Xiu always remembers his birthday.

10. Jieyuhua once read Mrs. Huo's love letter to Wu Laogou, and since then Mrs. Huo has collapsed in his heart.

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12. In secret, Hua likes cats because he thinks this arrogant creature is very similar to himself.

13. Jieyuhua has never been with her mobile phone on Valentine's Day.

14. Xie Yuhua once saw the eyes of a blind man by accident.

15. Jieyuhua signed up for Wu Xie to attend If You Are the One, but for some special reasons, Jieyuhua's plan was interrupted.

16. Xie Yuhua had stomach trouble since childhood.

17. Jieyuhua knew that Xiu Xiu had always liked him, but he never said anything.

18. Jieyu Hua can sing the most dazzling national style, but he never sings.

19. Innocent is called Xiaohua in public, and Jiehua will blush, but he actually likes this nickname.

20. On Siguniang Mountain, Jieyuhua saved Wu Xie. This is the first time, and it may be the last time.

2 1. Jieyuhua once suspected that Zhang Qiling had special functions.

22. Xie Yuhua's friend who spat in the fire and then Xie Yuhua bought 100 sheep to bring him out is black glasses.

23. Jieyu Hua is a little neat.

24. Xie Yuhua thinks it is a waste of talent not to participate in the pole vault in the Olympic Games.

The book that Jie Yuhua is reading recently is Andersen's Fairy Tales.

26. Jieyuhua thinks the fat man's belly is very fun.

27. Jieyuhua likes to play with his mobile phone, because few people around him will talk to him, which makes him very uncomfortable.

28. Jie Yuhua was called an adult demon by a fat man, and she was not angry at all. Maybe she's used to it.

29. Jieyuhua has no favorite girls at present, because he thinks they are not as beautiful as himself.

30. One of the most dangerous things in life is to take Wu Xie to war.

3 1. The most embarrassing thing in life is that I once sprained my ankle on the stage.

The last thing Xie Yuhua wants to admit is that he killed a pig.

33. Wu Xie is the most trusted person of Jieyuhua.

34. Jieyu's favorite color is not pink. The reasons for it were not known

35. While recuperating in the United States, a female nurse once confessed to Xie Yuhua.

36. Jieyu Hua used to be lazy, that is, she slept until nine o'clock, just once.

37. Interpreting flowers is actually very secondary.

38. Jieyuhua likes to sleep naked in summer.

39. Jieyuhua's favorite food is Sichuan hot pot.

40. Xie Yuhua is very satisfied with her body proportion, which is just 0.6 18, which was measured by herself.

4 1. Jieyuhua went to the cinema for the first time. She fell asleep watching a horror movie with Xiu Xiu.

42. I have also seen Forbidden Daughter. He set fire to the forbidden girl and made her bald.

43. Xie Yuhua went to the pyramid for a "field trip"

44. Jieyuhua doesn't like women who wear perfume.

45. Jieyuhua has been trying to recruit Zhang Qiling to Jiemen, but before that, all the goods were gone.

46. During the time when Wu Xie played his uncle, Jieyu laughed many times.

47. After Wang Baqiu died, Xie Yuhua took his mobile phone and saw Wang Baqiu's selfie in it.

48. The only dish that Jieyuhua can cook is egg custard, which is self-taught.

49. The first mobile phone of Jieyuhua was sent by Xiu Xiu.

50. Xie Yuhua wishes she could have a friend like Tie Triangle, but she can never say it.

"Ah ... little brother, you ... hurry up ... your waist is going to break ..." "It's almost ready, bear with it ..." "Little bastard, why did you install the light bulb for so long? Your waist is going to break, asshole. Come on, next time you'd better step on the stool, my waist! ! ! ! ! "Think too much comrade to hit the wall!

"The little elder brother you don't with a straight face? I'm not afraid of fat people. Everyone is trapped in a bucket, and it is not bad to die on the same day in the same year! " "..." "You should at least comfort this innocent little comrade. You see, his face is white. " "Hey fatty, you ..." After a long time, Wu Xie, as the only survivor, only remembered that fatty's smile was batting practice, Zhang Qiling's hand covering her eyes was warm, and then her consciousness was blank. He was left alone in this world.

"Brother, do you think that if I leave first, will you forget me?" Wu Xie smiled foolishly, looked at the person in front of him, and then said, "But ..." The fat man stood at the door and couldn't listen any longer. He turned and went out, but he still heard Wu's heresy: "Little brother, why did you leave first?"

"Who is Wu Xie?" He looked at the notebook in front of him, and there was a page full of Wu Xie's name. "This is, my name? Fat man? " The fat man in the distance smiled helplessly and whispered, "You are a little brother."

"Wu Xie, how long will you be willful?" Zhang Qiling helplessly looking at the person in her arms, the light in her eyes is getting darker and darker. On the long snowy mountain, the fat man finally found the ancient black and gold Dao, and the perfect pair never appeared again.

# Zhang! I forbid you to leave! Wu Xie, let go ... No! You clearly said you would spend the rest of your life with me. Why do you always disappear? Wu Xie ... talked all his life, not a year, not a month, not an hour! Let me go. I just went to buy yogurt. oh ......

Naive has to work late every day, and my little brother looks uncomfortable. "Why are you working so hard?" "I want to earn more money." "As long as I have enough money." Naively shook his head: "I want a lot of money. When I die, I will turn my ashes into diamonds. Take it with you, little brother, just like I have been with you. " "Don't bother, I don't need it." Little brother looks naive. "If you leave, I will follow you."